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#178 - anonymous (02/11/2010) [-]
she cheated on him jeeze dudes. it takes 9 months to have a kid. he was away for 12
#177 - anonymous (01/14/2010) [-]
that could be his daughter u idiot as it says welcome home daddy not welcome home hubby or anything like tht
#168 - anonymous (01/06/2010) [-]
Epic :L
#165 - anonymous (01/06/2010) [-]
It's called "mid-tour leave" guys.
They come back for up to three weeks during the middle of their tour so they can see their families.
This is coming from a military brat.
#163 - anonymous (01/06/2010) [-]
The woman we see in the picture is not the boy's mother.
#166 to #163 - a dinosaur (01/06/2010) [-]
...yet
#162 - OsamaBinLlama (01/06/2010) [-]
mummy makes me wear a helmet to bed
User avatar #164 to #162 - pebo (01/06/2010) [-]
yea cuz she wants you ears covered so you cant hear me fucking her
#169 to #164 - anonymous (01/06/2010) [-]
you just won.
#159 - anonymous (01/06/2010) [-]
Yes its a 12 month tour but they do get leave during those 12 months idiots.
#154 - anonymous (01/06/2010) [-]
how is this funny? i've been sitting here trying to figure out what's so funny about this picture. my boyfriend is deployed for a year. he gets leave for two weeks. and he hasn't had sex in a long time. so. there will be lots of sex upon his arrival until he goes back. pregnancy= likely. i'm just saying, if it wasn't his, i'm almost certain she wouldn't be there with "welcome home daddy" if the baby wasn't his.
#157 to #154 - anonymous (01/06/2010) [-]
so your pregnant with somebody elses baby, he runs off on you and your husband is in the army...go ahead don't welcome him back, nobody's gonna welcome you
#170 to #157 - anonymous (01/06/2010) [-]
Honestly, people thinking that it "omg can't be his" are retarded. They DO get a two week leave in the middle of the period. There WILL be lots of sex for any man who came home and had an SO at the time. Pregnancy happens ALOT for military families.

Also, if she WAS married to him, and it somehow wasn't his, and he came home knowing that. She can get thrown in jail for adultery for up to two years. No joke.
#161 to #157 - anonymous (01/06/2010) [-]
...and you know they're married how? and plus that didn't even make sense.
#156 to #154 - anonymous (01/06/2010) [-]
the joke is that she's pregnant and the soldier was coming home from a 12 month tour. woman usually give birth after 9 MONTHS!! meaning that it must obviously not be his kid.
#160 to #156 - anonymous (01/06/2010) [-]
you are an idiot. i am a woman. i'm aware of how long it takes to produce a baby. you are not understanding. soldiers get a 2 week leave during those 12 months. 2 week leave = lots of sex. "meaning that it must not be his kid" no. it means some idiot took a picture because he thought the same exact thing you did and obviously didn't get the facts straight.
#151 - anonymous (01/06/2010) [-]
heh, it takes roughly 9 months for a new born baby.
Either that's some other guy's baby or it's dead lol
User avatar #171 to #151 - SamGeeksOut (01/06/2010) [-]
Half wit.

Do you even bother reading other comments before you pull idiotic blabber out of your ass?
#167 to #151 - anonymous (01/06/2010) [-]
You are incredible.
#149 - anonymous (01/06/2010) [-]
OBAMA'S A HORRIBLE INFLUENCE ON KIDS!!! Saying hes gonna bring the troops out in august in 2009...guess what...there still fight while you trolls are gonna be calling me a faggot and stuff...its true...
User avatar #172 to #149 - SamGeeksOut (01/06/2010) [-]
I don't care for Obama seeing that I'm a republican and all but...

He said he was going to pull out "whatever amount it was" (not all) from Iraq...

Most troops are in Afgan now.
#158 to #149 - anonymous (01/06/2010) [-]
faggot and stuff
#153 to #149 - anonymous (01/06/2010) [-]
faggot
#148 - anonymous (01/06/2010) [-]
nothing there says that the prego lady in the pic is the boys mom?

could just be a random person
User avatar #146 - Mudkipz (01/05/2010) [-]
Kill it for double kill.
#144 - anonymous (01/05/2010) [-]
FAT BEN MADE POOP
#142 - anonymous (01/05/2010) [-]
the picture is not clear if this boy is the pregnant womans son....only the boys father was deployed for 12 months, the father of that baby could have bben on a 6 month deployment.
#150 to #142 - anonymous (01/06/2010) [-]
I think the idea is that she's standing in that area because her boyfriend/husband will be with that platoon (group? Group of soldiers?) who, unless I'm mistaken, all serve the same amount of time over there. So it doesn't matter whether she's that kid's mom; either way, 'Daddy' isn't really unless he possesses the mystical power to impregnate women 3000 miles away.

In which case he is Chuck Norris.
User avatar #173 to #150 - SamGeeksOut (01/06/2010) [-]
Yes, if he comes back, it's with the same people as in his platoon. Which means the same amount of time overseas.
Unless he just got out of basic/AIT and his platoon was already over there, then he would have just shipped for the remainder of the term.

AND dun dun dun

they get a two week leave from over seas in the middle of their tour.
#141 - anonymous (01/05/2010) [-]
HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAH oh my gosh it took me a while. but thats HILARIOUS.
User avatar #140 - fatallypure (01/05/2010) [-]
*facepalm*
User avatar #139 - vicmal ONLINE (01/05/2010) [-]
fuck babies
#152 to #139 - anonymous (01/06/2010) [-]
You were once a baby, are you saying you want to be fucked?
#145 to #139 - anonymous (01/05/2010) [-]
sicko
#147 to #145 - anonymous (01/06/2010) [-]
Moralfag
#134 - anonymous (01/05/2010) [-]
isn't it maternity?
User avatar #174 to #134 - SamGeeksOut (01/06/2010) [-]
Idiot.
#132 - anonymous (01/05/2010) [-]
FAT BEN MADE POOP
#128 - anonymous (01/05/2010) [-]
HEY JACKASS, THIS IS A SLAP IN THE FACE TO ALL MILITARY WIVES. THIS GUY PROBABLY GOT LEAVE AT THE 6 MONTH MARK. jUST BECAUSE YOUR MOM WAS SCREWED BY THE 7TH FLEET DOES NOT MEAN THIS LADY WAS. MORON.
#131 to #128 - anonymous (01/05/2010) [-]
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL, BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
User avatar #137 to #131 - TheBaTMoNsTeR (01/05/2010) [-]
win.
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