Analogies. Full creds to moushi who did a fantastic job on this. Wait, what'? These are funny analogies written by highschool students in their papers, all cred Analogies Full creds to moushi who did a fantastic job on this Wait what'? These are funny analogies written by highschool students in their papers all cred
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Analogies. Full creds to moushi who did a fantastic job on this. Wait, what'? These are funny analogies written by highschool students in their papers, all cred

Full creds to moushi who did a fantastic job on this

Wait, what'?
These are funny analogies written by
highschool students in their papers, all credit
goes to Judy Rose and
wordpress. com
Hope you enjoy!
Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that
had its two sides gently compressed by a
Thighmaster.
His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and
breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer
without Cling Free.
He spoke with the wisdom that can only come
from experience, like a guy who went blind
because he looked at a solar eclipse without
one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now
goes around the country speaking at high
schools about the dangers of looking at a solar
eclipse without one of those boxes with a
pinhole in it.
She grew on him like she was a colony of E.
Coli, and he was Canadian
beef.
She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like
that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever,
He was as tall as a , threepence tree.
The revelation that his marriage of 20 years had
disintegrated because of his wife' s infidelity
came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a
formerly ATM machine.
The little boat gently drifted across the pond
exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn' t.
fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement
like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable Soup.
There are a lot more, so if you want to see
them I' ll post them. Hope these made you
laugh!
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