Analogies. Full creds to moushi who did a fantastic job on this. Wait, what'? These are funny analogies written by highschool students in their papers, all cred
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Analogies

Full creds to moushi who did a fantastic job on this

Wait, what'?
These are funny analogies written by
highschool students in their papers, all credit
goes to Judy Rose and
wordpress. com
Hope you enjoy!
Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that
had its two sides gently compressed by a
Thighmaster.
His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and
breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer
without Cling Free.
He spoke with the wisdom that can only come
from experience, like a guy who went blind
because he looked at a solar eclipse without
one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now
goes around the country speaking at high
schools about the dangers of looking at a solar
eclipse without one of those boxes with a
pinhole in it.
She grew on him like she was a colony of E.
Coli, and he was Canadian
beef.
She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like
that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever,
He was as tall as a , threepence tree.
The revelation that his marriage of 20 years had
disintegrated because of his wife' s infidelity
came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a
formerly ATM machine.
The little boat gently drifted across the pond
exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn' t.
fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement
like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable Soup.
There are a lot more, so if you want to see
them I' ll post them. Hope these made you
laugh!
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#56 - Maeve (12/27/2010) [-]
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User avatar #10 - Moushi (12/27/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Please give me credit. You jacked it from me after all
#11 to #10 - treeclimberIoI (12/27/2010) [-]
too help ease the pain :D
User avatar #4 - OCrules (12/27/2010) [-]
the sound a dog makes before throwing up... GOLD
#78 - sovietbacon (12/27/2010) [-]
Reposted, but since it's from about 3 months ago I suppose it's acceptable.
#69 - MasterManiac ONLINE (12/27/2010) [-]
"He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree"  
  
Made me lol
"He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree"

Made me lol
#38 - xabia (12/27/2010) [-]
ATM Machine you say?  
  
Automated Teller Machine Machine?
ATM Machine you say?

Automated Teller Machine Machine?
#18 - anonymous (12/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
THESE ARE SIMILES.  
  
  
  
-HorriblyCrazy
THESE ARE SIMILES.



-HorriblyCrazy
#23 to #18 - nicesalamander (12/27/2010) [-]
dont cry lama i baked you a pie
dont cry lama i baked you a pie
#118 - themassivefail (12/27/2010) [-]
Hey. **** you. My bowling ball can TOTALLY drift across a pond.
#102 - freshtic (12/27/2010) [+] (4 replies)
#40 - redmoon (12/27/2010) [+] (4 replies)
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User avatar #60 - swimmingprodigy (12/27/2010) [+] (10 replies)
you want pray game?

http://www.playr.org/games

Nostalgia. Thank me later, we got some pokemon to play
#58 - MyFault (12/27/2010) [-]
High five for  making me laugh out loud.
High five for making me laugh out loud.
+10
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User avatar #62 - BrotherDeath ONLINE (12/27/2010) [+] (13 replies)
his penis was as long a an 8-inch TV remote
#66 to #62 - anonymous (12/27/2010) [-]
broken in half
#123 - MOARkrabs (12/27/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Friends are like potatoes.

If you eat them, they die.
User avatar #109 - Kingdb (12/27/2010) [-]
Mcbride survived? Those hefty bags are HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY
#103 - theycallmeTroll (12/27/2010) [+] (7 replies)
those are similies not analagies
#36 - WordPrefect (12/27/2010) [+] (5 replies)
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't." -The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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