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These are funny analogies written by
highschool students in their papers, all credit
goes to Judy Rose and
Hope you enjoy!
Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that
had its two sides gently compressed by a
His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and
breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer
without Cling Free.
He spoke with the wisdom that can only come
from experience, like a guy who went blind
because he looked at a solar eclipse without
one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now
goes around the country speaking at high
schools about the dangers of looking at a solar
eclipse without one of those boxes with a
pinhole in it.
She grew on him like she was a colony of E.
Coli, and he was Canadian
She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like
that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever,
He was as tall as a , threepence tree.
The revelation that his marriage of 20 years had
disintegrated because of his wife' s infidelity
came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a
formerly ATM machine.
The little boat gently drifted across the pond
exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn' t.
fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement
like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable Soup.
There are a lot more, so if you want to see
them I' ll post them. Hope these made you