Analogies. Full creds to moushi who did a fantastic job on this. Wait, what'? These are funny analogies written by highschool students in their papers, all cred
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Analogies. Full creds to moushi who did a fantastic job on this. Wait, what'? These are funny analogies written by highschool students in their papers, all cred

Full creds to moushi who did a fantastic job on this

Wait, what'?
These are funny analogies written by
highschool students in their papers, all credit
goes to Judy Rose and
wordpress. com
Hope you enjoy!
Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that
had its two sides gently compressed by a
Thighmaster.
His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and
breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer
without Cling Free.
He spoke with the wisdom that can only come
from experience, like a guy who went blind
because he looked at a solar eclipse without
one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now
goes around the country speaking at high
schools about the dangers of looking at a solar
eclipse without one of those boxes with a
pinhole in it.
She grew on him like she was a colony of E.
Coli, and he was Canadian
beef.
She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like
that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever,
He was as tall as a , threepence tree.
The revelation that his marriage of 20 years had
disintegrated because of his wife' s infidelity
came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a
formerly ATM machine.
The little boat gently drifted across the pond
exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn' t.
fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement
like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable Soup.
There are a lot more, so if you want to see
them I' ll post them. Hope these made you
laugh!
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#56 - Maeve (12/27/2010) [-]
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#25 - JKerg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #4 - OCrules (12/27/2010) [-]
the sound a dog makes before throwing up... GOLD
#38 - xabia (12/27/2010) [-]
ATM Machine you say?  
  
Automated Teller Machine Machine?
ATM Machine you say?

Automated Teller Machine Machine?
#118 - themassivefail (12/27/2010) [-]
Hey. **** you. My bowling ball can TOTALLY drift across a pond.
#104 to #102 - goflux (12/27/2010) [-]
Woo! My stuff is getting around. That's hand drawn **** there, so be careful with it.
+6
#105 to #104 - ascott **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#108 to #105 - goflux (12/27/2010) [-]
Myess...
#112 to #108 - Sentel (12/27/2010) [-]
Quite.
#40 - redmoon (12/27/2010) [-]
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User avatar #138 to #57 - MotokoKatachiRox (12/28/2010) [-]
Figures.
#58 - MyFault (12/27/2010) [-]
High five for  making me laugh out loud.
High five for making me laugh out loud.
#18 - anon (12/27/2010) [-]
THESE ARE SIMILES.  
  
  
  
-HorriblyCrazy
THESE ARE SIMILES.



-HorriblyCrazy
User avatar #43 to #18 - madeyoulooknana (12/27/2010) [-]
* and the one's that do not use "as" or "like" are metaphors :D
#23 to #18 - nicesalamander (12/27/2010) [-]
dont cry lama i baked you a pie
dont cry lama i baked you a pie
+10
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User avatar #109 - Kingdb (12/27/2010) [-]
Mcbride survived? Those hefty bags are HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY
#36 - WordPrefect (12/27/2010) [-]
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't." -The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
User avatar #37 to #36 - imarriedcheese (12/27/2010) [-]
answer to life the universe and everything? 42
User avatar #45 to #37 - Mentieth (12/27/2010) [-]
How many roads must a man walk down?
User avatar #63 to #45 - BrotherDeath ONLINE (12/27/2010) [-]
how many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

none, we're already calling him a man.
User avatar #76 to #63 - Mentieth (12/27/2010) [-]
No -- 42 ... Have you read hitch-hiker's guide to the galaxy? If not read it, it's brilliant.
User avatar #134 to #76 - BrotherDeath ONLINE (12/27/2010) [-]
listened to the audiobook of that. fan-bloody-tastic!
#78 - sovietbacon (12/27/2010) [-]
Reposted, but since it's from about 3 months ago I suppose it's acceptable.
#69 - MasterManiac (12/27/2010) [-]
"He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree"  
  
Made me lol
"He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree"

Made me lol
#119 - Cowsixteenii (12/27/2010) [-]
actually i threw a bowling ball in a pool and it floated......
User avatar #24 - yomommabeezugly (12/27/2010) [-]
greatest laugh-generating content i have seen on this web site in a while. i would give you an internet, but mine is running kinda slow. i wish i could thumb this a million times.
User avatar #27 to #24 - Moushi (12/27/2010) [-]
Except he stole it from me
User avatar #59 to #27 - wamboozle (12/27/2010) [-]
actually we read this in my english class for ***** and giggles a few year ago.
User avatar #28 to #27 - yomommabeezugly (12/27/2010) [-]
thats a pretty strong accusation. maybe he happened to find them from the same place you did
User avatar #30 to #28 - Moushi (12/27/2010) [-]
No, I made the compilation myself. I know he did, it just got lost in the time warp, and my proof is that I have the second one posted already. Again, it was made by me. I can tell you what the font is that was used and everything, even where it came from, because like a sensible person, I gave credit directly to the site, unlike what he did.
User avatar #31 to #30 - yomommabeezugly (12/27/2010) [-]
i went on your profile and they look similar, but i dont feel like arguing about reposting content that was from another web site to begin with
User avatar #32 to #31 - Moushi (12/27/2010) [-]
At least when I origionaly posted it I gave credit to the site.
And there is no arguing involved when the fact is that this guy stole it from me. Why would I accuse someone that they were stealing when they didnt? All I want is credit, this **** is exactly why I have to watermark all of my content now.
User avatar #34 to #32 - JAlbastlkr (12/27/2010) [-]
Welcome to the Internet... **** happens...i posted ( i remember ) 4 things in one day off of 4chan...the next day someone reposted my exact posts with my name and symbol, everything...he said it was OC...
ya know what i did? i added him, and had him help me find new **** to post that was funny and i'd do the same....theme of this story...STFU. Take if as a compliment that someone does that...not bitch
no offense...just givin tough love
#2 - bakedkake (12/27/2010) [-]
Awesome.
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