Prison Guard. Well.. its true, For anyone that doesnt get it. Niko Bellic is the main character in Grand Theft Auto IV<br /> The Adventure Part Two - The  Niko Bellic Grand Theft Auto
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Prison Guard. Well.. its true, For anyone that doesnt get it. Niko Bellic is the main character in Grand Theft Auto IV<br /> The Adventure Part Two - The

Well.. its true, For anyone that doesnt get it. Niko Bellic is the main character in Grand Theft Auto IV<br />
The Adventure Part Two - The Favour.. is coming soon<br />
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Hello inmates
I' m the new prison
guard. My names
Purrdye..
Seeing as I' m the new
guy here. Why don' t
you all introduce
yourselves and tell
me why your here
I' m Brutus Ralph
I beat my TV then
ate my wifes liver.
I' m in here for 10
years
I' m Julian Assange
if I
Appartently I
Circ) raped some girl
in Sweden...
Oh and I also
hacked into and
stole confidential
files from the US
Government
I' m in here for
My name, is Niko Bellic
I' m in here for killing
35163 people, stealing
J 26560 cars, assualting
S 53160 people, selling
and buying drugs on 17
different occasions,
drink driving and I also
robbed a bank.
I' m here for 5 mintues
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#74 - sircool
Reply +58 123456789123345869
(12/27/2010) [-]
HEY COUSIN! WANT TO SEE SOME BIG AMERICAN TITTIES?!
#101 to #74 - anon id: 1a31376f
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(12/27/2010) [-]
Tit also means (fool, idiot): twit

So here is a photo of a big American Tit:


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#113 to #74 - anon id: 5b12f4ba
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(12/27/2010) [-]
big FAKE american titties
#303 to #74 - the one and only
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(12/27/2010) [-]
Sure roman, I'll come pick you up in an hour
#84 to #74 - demnut
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(12/27/2010) [-]
cousin! do you want to go bowling?
User avatar #85 to #84 - HISHAMPWNS
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(12/27/2010) [-]
i dont want to go ****** bowling
User avatar #88 to #85 - TheEpicness
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(12/27/2010) [-]
how about darts then?
User avatar #89 to #88 - the one and only
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(12/27/2010) [-]
For the last time roman, I don't want to go ******* play darts
User avatar #93 to #89 - CrimsonVelocity
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(12/27/2010) [-]
We Russians shall shuve Roman in the dumpster
User avatar #102 to #93 - the one and only
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(12/27/2010) [-]
*lil'jacob joins the scene*
them them home boys them bumble clot dog hearted pussy hole, they... a dead... a dead man niko they a dead man, ya, yo can run and tell taht homeboy, respect rasta one love

niko: ...... for the last time jacob I don't want to go bowling!
#87 to #85 - demnut
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(12/27/2010) [-]
haha
#95 to #87 - anon id: 1a31376f
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(12/27/2010) [-]
How about throwing some darts into a bowling ball?
#34 - FlyingToast
Reply +42 123456789123345869
(12/26/2010) [-]
I ate her liver with some fava beans, and a nice chianti.
#49 to #34 - Bowapty **User deleted account**
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#50 to #34 - FAILmadeofWIN **User deleted account**
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User avatar #65 to #50 - SilentSkater
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(12/27/2010) [-]
Nailed it.
#179 - TheCrackerjack
Reply +31 123456789123345869
(12/27/2010) [-]
Wanted

Alias: Crack3r{j}ak

Crimes:
-Killing 45,837 people with various lethal weapons
-Tea bagging the bodies of 12095 victims
-Screaming obsenities and bad "yo momma" jokes at un
User avatar #187 to #179 - baconsammichFTW
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(12/27/2010) [-]
Thats my favorite map
#192 to #179 - Stratomaster
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(12/27/2010) [-]
#180 to #179 - TheCrackerjack
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(12/27/2010) [-]
-suspecting pre-teens
#181 to #179 - keezomortis
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(12/27/2010) [-]
punishment: about 2 minutes of time in the lobbys with 6 year olds
#246 - Doitydeagle
Reply +27 123456789123345869
(12/27/2010) [-]
Cousin, when you get out, lets go bowling!
#169 - TheDinoIsBack
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(12/27/2010) [-]
Drink Driving
User avatar #171 to #169 - SodaFTW **User deleted account**
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(12/27/2010) [-]
its ok. it works
User avatar #216 to #169 - Purrdye [OP]
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(12/27/2010) [-]
we call it drink driving in Australia
#178 to #169 - veael
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(12/27/2010) [-]
Do not fret young child.
#182 to #178 - Rizilo
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(12/27/2010) [-]
You forgot the comma after fret.
#183 to #182 - veael
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(12/27/2010) [-]
Thank you my friend. Want to go troll some Jews?
User avatar #185 to #183 - Rizilo
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(12/27/2010) [-]
You lack grammar skills, fellow Grammar Nazi. I'm sorry, but I can't work with an under-experienced Grammar Nazi.

You forgot the comma after you.
User avatar #337 to #185 - veael
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(12/27/2010) [-]
That's the point, fellow Grammar Nazi. It is called Irony, did you skip Junior-High School?
#172 to #169 - AustintheAtrain
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(12/27/2010) [-]
he is drunk. he can't speak correctly. lol
#155 - machomoocher
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#166 to #155 - toxicsocial
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#24 - sircool
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(12/26/2010) [-]
Hey cousin! when you get out do you want to go bowling?
#38 to #24 - Francishateslouis
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(12/26/2010) [-]
Lets play darts!!
#59 to #38 - anon id: ab6f1886
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#247 - PrivateJRamirez
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#259 to #247 - anon id: 2f6c3a83
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(12/27/2010) [-]
gets me every time man haha
#242 - CourageTheCowardly
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(12/27/2010) [-]
he...beat the TV?
User avatar #243 to #242 - Purrdye [OP]
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(12/27/2010) [-]
yes
#244 to #243 - CourageTheCowardly
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(12/27/2010) [-]
ah, very nice.
#208 - Highenergy
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(12/27/2010) [-]
How i did it? You just have to make sure you wait a few seconds once you're out of their sights. Then they completely forget about you.