Prison Guard. Well.. its true, For anyone that doesnt get it. Niko Bellic is the main character in Grand Theft Auto IV<br /> The Adventure Part Two - The  Niko Bellic Grand Theft Auto
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Prison Guard. Well.. its true, For anyone that doesnt get it. Niko Bellic is the main character in Grand Theft Auto IV<br /> The Adventure Part Two - The

Well.. its true, For anyone that doesnt get it. Niko Bellic is the main character in Grand Theft Auto IV<br />
The Adventure Part Two - The Favour.. is coming soon<br />
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Hello inmates
I' m the new prison
guard. My names
Purrdye..
Seeing as I' m the new
guy here. Why don' t
you all introduce
yourselves and tell
me why your here
I' m Brutus Ralph
I beat my TV then
ate my wifes liver.
I' m in here for 10
years
I' m Julian Assange
if I
Appartently I
Circ) raped some girl
in Sweden...
Oh and I also
hacked into and
stole confidential
files from the US
Government
I' m in here for
My name, is Niko Bellic
I' m in here for killing
35163 people, stealing
J 26560 cars, assualting
S 53160 people, selling
and buying drugs on 17
different occasions,
drink driving and I also
robbed a bank.
I' m here for 5 mintues
...
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Submitted: 12/26/2010
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#74 - sircool (12/27/2010) [-]
HEY COUSIN! WANT TO SEE SOME BIG AMERICAN TITTIES?!
#101 to #74 - anon (12/27/2010) [-]
Tit also means (fool, idiot): twit

So here is a photo of a big American Tit:


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#113 to #74 - anon (12/27/2010) [-]
big FAKE american titties
#303 to #74 - the one and only (12/27/2010) [-]
Sure roman, I'll come pick you up in an hour
#84 to #74 - demnut (12/27/2010) [-]
cousin! do you want to go bowling?
User avatar #85 to #84 - HISHAMPWNS (12/27/2010) [-]
i dont want to go ****** bowling
User avatar #88 to #85 - TheEpicness (12/27/2010) [-]
how about darts then?
User avatar #89 to #88 - the one and only (12/27/2010) [-]
For the last time roman, I don't want to go ******* play darts
User avatar #93 to #89 - CrimsonVelocity (12/27/2010) [-]
We Russians shall shuve Roman in the dumpster
User avatar #102 to #93 - the one and only (12/27/2010) [-]
*lil'jacob joins the scene*
them them home boys them bumble clot dog hearted pussy hole, they... a dead... a dead man niko they a dead man, ya, yo can run and tell taht homeboy, respect rasta one love

niko: ...... for the last time jacob I don't want to go bowling!
#87 to #85 - demnut (12/27/2010) [-]
haha
#95 to #87 - anon (12/27/2010) [-]
How about throwing some darts into a bowling ball?
#34 - FlyingToast (12/26/2010) [-]
I ate her liver with some fava beans, and a nice chianti.
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#50 to #34 - FAILmadeofWIN **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #65 to #50 - SilentSkater (12/27/2010) [-]
Nailed it.
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#49 to #34 - Bowapty **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#246 - Doitydeagle (12/27/2010) [-]
Cousin, when you get out, lets go bowling!
#169 - TheDinoIsBack (12/27/2010) [-]
Drink Driving
User avatar #171 to #169 - SodaFTW **User deleted account** (12/27/2010) [-]
its ok. it works
User avatar #216 to #169 - Purrdye (12/27/2010) [-]
we call it drink driving in Australia
#178 to #169 - veael (12/27/2010) [-]
Do not fret young child.
#182 to #178 - Rizilo (12/27/2010) [-]
You forgot the comma after fret.
#183 to #182 - veael (12/27/2010) [-]
Thank you my friend. Want to go troll some Jews?
User avatar #185 to #183 - Rizilo (12/27/2010) [-]
You lack grammar skills, fellow Grammar Nazi. I'm sorry, but I can't work with an under-experienced Grammar Nazi.

You forgot the comma after you.
User avatar #337 to #185 - veael (12/27/2010) [-]
That's the point, fellow Grammar Nazi. It is called Irony, did you skip Junior-High School?
#172 to #169 - AustintheAtrain (12/27/2010) [-]
he is drunk. he can't speak correctly. lol
#286 - TehBlueWaffle (12/27/2010) [-]
hey niko wanna go bowling??
#208 - Highenergy (12/27/2010) [-]
How i did it? You just have to make sure you wait a few seconds once you're out of their sights. Then they completely forget about you.
#55 - Purrdye (12/27/2010) [-]
For anyone that doesnt get it. Niko Bellic is the main character in Grand Theft Auto IV
You can commit endless crimes. Then if you get caught they send you to the police station, Where you pay a small fine and hand in your weapons. Then you are free, to go crime spree again
User avatar #90 to #55 - the one and only (12/27/2010) [-]
YOu didn't need to tell people, I'm sure they all should of played this once in there life
User avatar #91 to #90 - Purrdye (12/27/2010) [-]
a couple of people down below didnt get it
User avatar #98 to #91 - the one and only (12/27/2010) [-]
Thats... ah god... tahts a shocker...
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#33 - JKerg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#307 - usernameluisdjlols ONLINE (12/27/2010) [-]
niko's an anti christ. holy ******* jesuslook at the positions of the numbers. look at the first 6 then look below it.
6
6
6
0
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#326 to #307 - lynchdude (12/27/2010) [-]
OH MY 			*******		 GOD!!!!!!
OH MY ******* GOD!!!!!!
#311 to #307 - Torrasque (12/27/2010) [-]
Someone rang ?
Someone rang ?
User avatar #346 to #311 - Nightelfbane (12/29/2010) [-]
HOLY **** ITS THE MAID OF HONOR AT MY WEDDING
User avatar #331 to #311 - SuperFastJellyFish (12/27/2010) [-]
awsum pic btw ^^^
#129 - ryzukuu (12/27/2010) [-]
5 minutes is all zerksis needs
#149 to #129 - anon (12/27/2010) [-]
It's Xerxes.
#114 - huntingluver (12/27/2010) [-]
*in the middle of six star wanted level* "Roman, my cousin, lets go bowling!"

every time
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#122 to #114 - Madonion **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#140 to #122 - americanjam (12/27/2010) [-]
ok, maybe another time.
User avatar #211 to #140 - Purrdye (12/27/2010) [-]
i screen capped that..
its so.. funny :'D
User avatar #30 - DobbieP (12/26/2010) [-]
in the middle of a giant shoot out?

phone rings.



NIKO, MY COUSIN!!! LETS GO BOWLING!!!
#53 to #30 - whiterapevan (12/27/2010) [-]
MAKES ME RAGE
User avatar #67 to #57 - SilentSkater (12/27/2010) [-]
"Fine. Maybe some other time."
Friendship decreases.
#283 to #275 - marioboy (12/27/2010) [-]
they found me
#179 - TheCrackerjack (12/27/2010) [-]
Wanted

Alias: Crack3r{j}ak

Crimes:
-Killing 45,837 people with various lethal weapons
-Tea bagging the bodies of 12095 victims
-Screaming obsenities and bad "yo momma" jokes at un
User avatar #187 to #179 - baconsammichFTW (12/27/2010) [-]
Thats my favorite map
#180 to #179 - TheCrackerjack (12/27/2010) [-]
-suspecting pre-teens
#181 to #179 - keezomortis (12/27/2010) [-]
punishment: about 2 minutes of time in the lobbys with 6 year olds
#36 to #27 - Axemen (12/26/2010) [-]
And the physics engine ***** it all up too!
User avatar #18 - ImaTumor (12/26/2010) [-]
Niko Bellic is one of the badass serbian criminals who can't speak serbian that well
#133 - starmiecanfly (12/27/2010) [-]
Your Not Going Anywhere I Have A Badge Which Means Im A Big Cop
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User avatar #156 to #133 - jordandovon (12/27/2010) [-]
and mom also said for u to stop sitcking your dick into the vacume cleaner!!!
#24 - sircool (12/26/2010) [-]
Hey cousin! when you get out do you want to go bowling?
#38 to #24 - Francishateslouis (12/26/2010) [-]
Lets play darts!!
#59 to #38 - anon (12/27/2010) [-]
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