Horror Film. Do you want to survive?<br /> Read above ( Iknow it says part 2 but I lost the first . LAWS OF HORROR AND SCIECE MOVIE PART 2 1) Phoning for
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Horror Film

Horror Film. Do you want to survive?<br /> Read above ( Iknow it says part 2 but I lost the first . LAWS OF HORROR AND SCIECE MOVIE PART 2 1) Phoning for

Do you want to survive?<br />
Read above ( Iknow it says part 2 but I lost the first

LAWS OF HORROR AND SCIECE MOVIE PART 2
1) Phoning for help will not work, as your
phone is dead.
2) The loophole to #1 is only if someone calls
you when your trying to hide, leading to
your immediate death,
3) The next volunteer to help look for someone
shall die.
4) Small towns in Maine, Vermont and West
Virginia are always filled with creeps,
killers and mosters.
NOW..... SOME TIPS TO HELP YOU IN CASE
OF MOSTER ATI' ACI( "
IO Listen to the audience. Most of the
time they are smarter than you are.
2) Don' t try bad be a baddass. It will just be
funnier when you get killed.
3) As a general rule, don' t read from
demoniic spell books, even as a joke.
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#2 - bryankuhn (12/25/2010) [-]
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#1 - anon (12/25/2010) [-]
Did you spell monster like that on purpose?
User avatar #3 to #1 - apchabraja (12/25/2010) [-]
(read: mobster)
no it was an accident, im dyslexic
User avatar #4 - Tweakisyourfather (12/25/2010) [-]
If you find an abandoned car, open the sun visor and the keys will fall righ into your lap
User avatar #5 to #4 - apchabraja (12/25/2010) [-]
....however the engine wil fail to start
User avatar #6 to #5 - Tweakisyourfather (12/25/2010) [-]
at the very last moment, when all hope seems lost, the car will miraculously start, barging through whatever is attacking you
User avatar #7 to #6 - apchabraja (12/25/2010) [-]
yet (if minor character or minority) you will be killed a few minutes later. Also applies to bitchy white girls
User avatar #8 to #7 - Tweakisyourfather (12/25/2010) [-]
but the blond white girl is the last to die, culminating in a long on-foot chase
User avatar #9 to #8 - apchabraja (12/25/2010) [-]
sometimes there's more than:
1) blonde frat slut; QB's bitch
2) Heroine (not the drug)

footchase ends when she breaks her ankle on flat ground
User avatar #10 to #9 - bryankuhn (12/25/2010) [-]
i get sad when the ****** or the Chinese man dies


Just sayin
User avatar #11 - hhhghhg (12/25/2010) [-]
you know someone dies when blood comes out of their mouth

the final confrutation with the maniac will occur with minimal to medium damadge to the hero, and will either have the villan escape without a trace with severe inguries( to set up a sequel), or the villan dies in a fiery explosion or a sneak attack knife or gun strike to the head or back

only one or to of the defending characters will ultimatly live to tell of the event or try again with more friends in the sequel(or realatives/friends who ask for help)
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