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Dead Baby
Jokes
a Whats funnier than a dead
baby?
A; A dead baby in a clown suit
a How many babies does it
take to paint a wall?
A; Depends how hard you
throw them
Blonds
Jokes
a What do 20 blondes standing
ear to ear make?
A; A wind tunnel
Q; How do you kill a blonde?
A; Put a scratch and sniff sticker
at the bottom of a pool
Q; How does a blonde kill a fish?
A; She tries to drown it
QC? Cy
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Submitted: 12/24/2010
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#27 - Littlekid **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - RhysN (12/24/2010) [-]
Q.What does a black kid get for his birthday?


A.Your bike.
User avatar #3 - waus (12/24/2010) [-]
Q: How long does it take for a black woman to take a **** ?



A: About 9 months.
#108 - TheLastEFG (12/25/2010) [-]
I feel like im going to hell cause I laughed at the dead baby clown joke.
#112 - rangin (12/25/2010) [+] (7 replies)
It would suck to be a female black, blonde, mexican dead baby.
#91 - mistericarus (12/25/2010) [-]
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a fence?




Me while i'm doing it.
User avatar #73 - obrien (12/25/2010) [+] (5 replies)
What do you do when you see a black man with half a head?



Stop laughing and reload.
User avatar #95 - AnneFrankHnSChamp (12/25/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Whats the difference between a baby and a sammich?






I don't **** my sammich before I eat it.
#106 to #102 - anonymous (12/25/2010) [-]
User avatar #87 - Parasitist (12/25/2010) [+] (3 replies)
was worse than 25 babies stapled to a tree

... 1 baby stapled to 15 trees
User avatar #88 to #87 - Atticous (12/25/2010) [-]
whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead raped babies????


I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage......
#4 - snakeguy (12/24/2010) [+] (6 replies)
Really? Dead baby jokes. What are we /b/?
Really? Dead baby jokes. What are we /b/?
#9 to #4 - PixieLOL (12/24/2010) [-]
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.





getting offended by something you see on the internet? really!?
#134 - anonymous (12/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
You are one, pathetic waste of human.
User avatar #136 to #134 - Valkodu (12/25/2010) [-]
Shut up, ya ****** .
User avatar #122 - gpimpin ONLINE (12/25/2010) [-]
Q. Why did they invent white chocolate?

A. So the blacks can stop biting their fingers.
User avatar #113 - stevemcqueen (12/25/2010) [+] (2 replies)
whats the difference between a fridge and a baby?




A fridge doesnt cry when i stick my meat in it
#83 - TacoFromHell (12/25/2010) [-]
What do you call a ****** in a suit? The defendant.
#37 - killerklownfos (12/24/2010) [+] (1 reply)
#94 - anonymous (12/25/2010) [+] (2 replies)
if you really are ''not racist and just wanted to share some funny jokes with us*, why don't you post some about white people?
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#98 to #94 - mooserapist **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#84 - LuckyStrikes (12/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I really can't tell anyone racist jokes...
Racism is a crime..
Crime is for black people..
#34 - Wingwalker (12/24/2010) [+] (4 replies)
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#26 - BlueLightning (12/24/2010) [+] (2 replies)
but it is possible to drown a fish so ha
#15 - grizzlyatver (12/24/2010) [+] (4 replies)
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?  
  
  
  
  
I don't have a ferrari in my garage.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?




I don't have a ferrari in my garage.
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