Jokes:D. . Jokes: D Dead Baby Jokes a Whats funnier than a dead baby? A; A dead baby in a clown suit a How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A; Depends
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Dead Baby
Jokes
a Whats funnier than a dead
baby?
A; A dead baby in a clown suit
a How many babies does it
take to paint a wall?
A; Depends how hard you
throw them
Blonds
Jokes
a What do 20 blondes standing
ear to ear make?
A; A wind tunnel
Q; How do you kill a blonde?
A; Put a scratch and sniff sticker
at the bottom of a pool
Q; How does a blonde kill a fish?
A; She tries to drown it
QC? Cy
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Submitted: 12/24/2010
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User avatar #142 - Thehomelessman (12/25/2010) [-]
Well i guess dead baby jokes arnt everyones cup of liquified dead baby
User avatar #139 - GooberFish (12/25/2010) [-]
How come there was loads of racist jokes and only two dead baby jokes?
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#138 - LilLolliGirl **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#135 - Megatropolis (12/25/2010) [-]
the blonde ones were rly funny.
the blonde ones were rly funny.
#134 - anonymous (12/25/2010) [-]
You are one, pathetic waste of human.
User avatar #136 to #134 - Valkodu (12/25/2010) [-]
Shut up, ya ****** .
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#128 - bananarapist **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#125 - anonymous (12/25/2010) [-]
what's the difference between a tomato and a dead baby?

Dead babies don't squelch as much when I skull **** them
User avatar #122 - gpimpin (12/25/2010) [-]
Q. Why did they invent white chocolate?

A. So the blacks can stop biting their fingers.
#121 - RikeLarkson (12/25/2010) [-]
What's worse than ten dead babies stapled to a tree?
A dead baby stapled to ten trees.
#120 - VivaEmptiness (12/25/2010) [-]
Sexism is wrong, and wrong is for women.
User avatar #126 to #120 - miklthepikl (12/25/2010) [-]
stfu, no one cares. you people killed everything chivalry stands for, yet continue to demand that we uphold it. "hold open doors!", "pay for the meal!"

******** to the highest degree
User avatar #133 to #126 - thecatholic (12/25/2010) [-]
There is a fine line between sexism and appropriate thought towards women. I beleive that sexism is wrong when practiced, but funny as a joke. some do not agree with me.
And for the lulz:
Im not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
User avatar #119 - Aznfury (12/25/2010) [-]
why did they invent white chocolate?

so black people can get dirty too >_>
User avatar #113 - stevemcqueen (12/25/2010) [-]
whats the difference between a fridge and a baby?




A fridge doesnt cry when i stick my meat in it
User avatar #118 to #113 - gothkid (12/25/2010) [-]
wats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?




i dont have a ferrari in my garage
User avatar #141 to #118 - disturbdplayer (12/25/2010) [-]
whats worse than a pile of dead babys?

the one in the middle eating his way out.

Whats worse than that?

He comes back for seconds
#112 - rangin (12/25/2010) [-]
It would suck to be a female black, blonde, mexican dead baby.
#137 to #112 - anonymous (12/25/2010) [-]
a black blonde?
#115 to #112 - Repeat (12/25/2010) [-]
You forgot to add Jew.
#116 to #115 - givemecoke (12/25/2010) [-]
what's the difference between cookies and jews?

cookies don't bitch about being put in the oven.
User avatar #127 to #116 - miklthepikl (12/25/2010) [-]
so the rabbi in the concentration camp went to speak to the warden about being released. 10 minutes later, he showed up at the barracks, and told his fellow jews, "I have some good news, and some bad news"

the wanted the good news first

"we're getting out of here tomorrow!"

everyone cheered. and then he told them the bad news.

"but we're coming out as lampshades..."
User avatar #143 to #127 - Thehomelessman (12/25/2010) [-]
So 3 jews walk into a bar


jk it was a gas chamber
User avatar #117 to #116 - TheZealot (12/25/2010) [-]
I'm a Jew (not religiously) -

AND I DON'T FIND THIS OFFENSIVE.
User avatar #123 to #117 - SlowpokerFace (12/25/2010) [-]
So am I, but you don't have to shout it out so hard.
#108 - TheLastEFG (12/25/2010) [-]
I feel like im going to hell cause I laughed at the dead baby clown joke.
User avatar #107 - CaptianCrunch (12/25/2010) [-]
Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?




The wheelchair
#105 - derekpelicans (12/25/2010) [-]
Why does a shower head have 11 holes?

Jews only have ten fingers.



A Jew gets a boner and runs at a wall, what happens?

He breaks his nose.
#132 to #105 - KingTroll ONLINE (12/25/2010) [-]
i didnt get the first one
User avatar #103 - TedTheodoreLogan (12/25/2010) [-]
Why do black people only have nightmares?

Cause the last one who had a dream got shot
#100 - EpicPerson (12/25/2010) [-]
No! You blind an Asian with a windshield!
#129 to #100 - anonymous (12/25/2010) [-]
you are all racist **** heads, i cannot believe that people like you still exist. in my opinion YOU should get the **** you dish out on others.

**** YOU and the person who posted this
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