My fucking job. NEW STORY BRO: <br /> /funny_pictures/1395934/Oh+Italian+Guy+you+so+crazy/<br /> Not really a story but pretty funny: /funny_picture
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My fucking job

My job is so ******* unbelievable. I' ll try to sum it
up by first telling you about the folks I work with.
First, there is this supermodel wannabee chick.
Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she
completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing
her hair or putting on makeout. She is extremely
and has never once considered the
needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as
dumb as a box of rocks and I still find it surprising
that she has enough brain power to continue to
breathe. The next chick is completely the
opposite. She might even be one of the smartest
people on the planet. Her career opportunities
are endless and yet she is here with us. She is a
zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I' m not sure she even
showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts.
I think she might be a lesbian because every time
we drive by the hardware store she moans like a
cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the
******* stoner. And this guy is more than just
your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before
he comes to work, during work, and I' m sure
after work. He probably hasn' t been sober any
time in the last ten years, and he' s only 22. He
dresses like a beatnik throwback from the
1960' s, and to make things worse, he brings his
big ******* dog to work. Every ******* day I have
to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-
stoned from the smoke. Hell,
sometimes I even think it' s trying to talk with its
constant bellowing. Also, both of them are
constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to
McDonald' s and Burger King, every single *******
day.
Anyway, I drive these ********* around in my
van and we solve mysteries and **** .
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#342 - Thehomelessman (12/22/2010) [-]
Hang on let me get my glasses, so i can see what you did there
#352 to #342 - Santamoo (12/22/2010) [-]
omg I laughed at that more than the story, in return I present you with an unrelated GIF.
omg I laughed at that more than the story, in return I present you with an unrelated GIF.
#250 - TheSandalMan (12/22/2010) [-]
Honestly, I didn't even catch it till the last line.
#124 - PixieLOL (12/22/2010) [-]
Hands up how many of you have seen this before.
Hands up how many of you have seen this before.
User avatar #128 to #124 - Karibookiller (12/22/2010) [-]
This was such a good movie
User avatar #130 to #128 - ImLuna (12/22/2010) [-]
indeed
User avatar #441 to #128 - LePedobear (12/22/2010) [-]
I be n00b, what is it?
User avatar #451 to #441 - Karibookiller (12/22/2010) [-]
The Breakfast Club
#322 - daqban (12/22/2010) [-]
Comment Picture
#276 - EyLuvMiKat (12/22/2010) [-]
Up until the last line, I keep saying, "Where the **** do you work?!"
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#335 - frisbey ONLINE (12/22/2010) [-]
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#544 - FranciscoTheGreat (12/23/2010) [-]
I'll Just Leave This Here
I'll Just Leave This Here
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#571 to #544 - anon (12/23/2010) [-]
Holy **** was there really tit in that episode? i must now serch the internets
#555 to #544 - drood **User deleted account** (12/23/2010) [-]
You can totally see boob. Just sayin.
User avatar #561 to #555 - FranciscoTheGreat (12/23/2010) [-]
Exactly ;)
User avatar #585 to #555 - Superleggera (12/23/2010) [-]
I saw a bit of her nip :P
User avatar #563 to #544 - dividerofmacaroni (12/23/2010) [-]
In the real episode she wears an orange bra.

Don't ask me how I know that.
#590 to #563 - drood **User deleted account** (12/23/2010) [-]
Yeah, and don't screenshot her and zoom in a lot to see if you can still see it. Trust me, the pixels...DAMN YOU, PIXELS!!!
#560 to #544 - omgdudedrako (12/23/2010) [-]
Woah! after looking at it for a while, and if you stare at sam, you can see part of her boob :)
#575 to #560 - ThomasPaine (12/23/2010) [-]
yeah i can see her boob.
#565 to #544 - platypiss (12/23/2010) [-]
YES
YES
#402 - ScottishKayaker (12/22/2010) [-]
If this is a zero im a dandelion
User avatar #408 to #402 - merlinboy (12/22/2010) [-]
YOUR NOT A DANDELION
User avatar #423 to #408 - doublefatjack (12/22/2010) [-]
thats just creepy
#406 to #402 - anon (12/22/2010) [-]
You're a ******* dandelion.
User avatar #409 to #406 - merlinboy (12/22/2010) [-]
your a ******* retard
#416 to #409 - subanonymous (12/22/2010) [-]
If you could spell "you're", maybe the insult woulda stung.
User avatar #477 to #416 - merlinboy (12/22/2010) [-]
figured that was coming
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#218 - WaterWaterWater (12/22/2010) [-]
Dude, Velma was like.. The hottest ******* thing on that show.
User avatar #245 to #218 - skypies (12/22/2010) [-]
thought of being her for halloween but didn't. Now I wish I did, hm maybe next year!
User avatar #628 to #245 - WaterWaterWater (12/25/2010) [-]
Lol, post a pic if you ever do =P
User avatar #629 to #628 - skypies (12/26/2010) [-]
will do!
#38 - winniepig (12/22/2010) [-]
o rly?
#440 - anon (12/22/2010) [-]
I'm not sure if copying off 4chan is reposting, but this was on 4chan a while back.
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As you can see thought, he copied it word for word.
#463 to #440 - newfieninja (12/22/2010) [-]
it's been on FJ a few times too
User avatar #486 to #440 - RobbieSmiles (12/22/2010) [-]
But....but what if they're the same guy.... ********
#427 - LeanPocket (12/22/2010) [-]
Knew what it was before i got three lines down...  
  
  
NEXT!
Knew what it was before i got three lines down...


NEXT!
User avatar #211 to #200 - Ownmanship (12/22/2010) [-]
Ok that's actually pretty funny.
User avatar #212 to #211 - pedopopethethird (12/22/2010) [-]
thanks!
#516 - AldiabFTW (12/23/2010) [-]
I can still fap to Velma
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