My fucking job. NEW STORY BRO: <br /> /funny_pictures/1395934/Oh+Italian+Guy+you+so+crazy/<br /> Not really a story but pretty funny: /funny_picture My fucking job NEW STORY BRO: <br /> /funny_pictures/1395934/Oh+Italian+Guy+you+so+crazy/<br Not really a story but pretty funny: /funny_picture
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My fucking job

My job is so ******* unbelievable. I' ll try to sum it
up by first telling you about the folks I work with.
First, there is this supermodel wannabee chick.
Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she
completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing
her hair or putting on makeout. She is extremely
and has never once considered the
needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as
dumb as a box of rocks and I still find it surprising
that she has enough brain power to continue to
breathe. The next chick is completely the
opposite. She might even be one of the smartest
people on the planet. Her career opportunities
are endless and yet she is here with us. She is a
zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I' m not sure she even
showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts.
I think she might be a lesbian because every time
we drive by the hardware store she moans like a
cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the
******* stoner. And this guy is more than just
your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before
he comes to work, during work, and I' m sure
after work. He probably hasn' t been sober any
time in the last ten years, and he' s only 22. He
dresses like a beatnik throwback from the
1960' s, and to make things worse, he brings his
big ******* dog to work. Every ******* day I have
to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-
stoned from the smoke. Hell,
sometimes I even think it' s trying to talk with its
constant bellowing. Also, both of them are
constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to
McDonald' s and Burger King, every single *******
day.
Anyway, I drive these ********* around in my
van and we solve mysteries and ****.
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#124 - PixieLOL
Reply +108
(12/22/2010) [-]
Hands up how many of you have seen this before.
Hands up how many of you have seen this before.
#128 to #124 - Karibookiller
Reply +9
(12/22/2010) [-]
This was such a good movie
#130 to #128 - ImLuna
Reply +2
(12/22/2010) [-]
indeed
#441 to #128 - LePedobear
Reply -1
(12/22/2010) [-]
I be n00b, what is it?
#451 to #441 - Karibookiller
Reply +2
(12/22/2010) [-]
The Breakfast Club
#342 - Thehomelessman
Reply +62
(12/22/2010) [-]
Hang on let me get my glasses, so i can see what you did there
#352 to #342 - Santamoo
Reply +7
(12/22/2010) [-]
omg I laughed at that more than the story, in return I present you with an unrelated GIF.
omg I laughed at that more than the story, in return I present you with an unrelated GIF.
#209 - TheLastEFG
Reply +46
(12/22/2010) [-]
#276 - EyLuvMiKat
Reply +32
(12/22/2010) [-]
Up until the last line, I keep saying, "Where the **** do you work?!"
#248 - FakePlasticTree **User deleted account**
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#218 - WaterWaterWater
Reply +24
(12/22/2010) [-]
Dude, Velma was like.. The hottest ******* thing on that show.
#245 to #218 - skypies
Reply +3
(12/22/2010) [-]
thought of being her for halloween but didn't. Now I wish I did, hm maybe next year!
#628 to #245 - WaterWaterWater
Reply 0
(12/25/2010) [-]
Lol, post a pic if you ever do =P
#629 to #628 - skypies
Reply 0
(12/26/2010) [-]
will do!
#208 - anon
Reply 0
(12/22/2010) [-]
REPOST! AND THE FRONT PAGE?? FUNNYJUNK, WHAT THE HELL, PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?!!?
#230 to #208 - thatnerdyguy
Reply +1
(12/22/2010) [-]
#210 to #208 - Ownmanship [OP]
Reply +24
(12/22/2010) [-]
A repost getting to the front page? That's really new!
#544 - FranciscoTheGreat
Reply +23
(12/23/2010) [-]
I'll Just Leave This Here
I'll Just Leave This Here
#567 to #544 - glorkle
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#571 to #544 - anon
Reply 0
(12/23/2010) [-]
Holy **** was there really tit in that episode? i must now serch the internets
#591 to #544 - Unemployedcamel
Reply 0
(12/23/2010) [-]
me gusta
#555 to #544 - drood **User deleted account**
Reply +4
(12/23/2010) [-]
You can totally see boob. Just sayin.
#561 to #555 - FranciscoTheGreat
Reply +2
(12/23/2010) [-]
Exactly ;)
#585 to #555 - Superleggera
Reply +1
(12/23/2010) [-]
I saw a bit of her nip :P
#560 to #544 - omgdudedrako
Reply +4
(12/23/2010) [-]
Woah! after looking at it for a while, and if you stare at sam, you can see part of her boob :)
#575 to #560 - ThomasPaine
Reply +1
(12/23/2010) [-]
yeah i can see her boob.
#563 to #544 - dividerofmacaroni
Reply +4
(12/23/2010) [-]
In the real episode she wears an orange bra.

Don't ask me how I know that.
#590 to #563 - drood **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(12/23/2010) [-]
Yeah, and don't screenshot her and zoom in a lot to see if you can still see it. Trust me, the pixels...DAMN YOU, PIXELS!!!
#565 to #544 - platypiss
Reply +4
(12/23/2010) [-]
YES
YES
#572 to #544 - ThomasPaine
Reply +5
(12/23/2010) [-]
#61 - gregtehbunny
Reply +22
(12/22/2010) [-]
do i really need to say it?
#250 - TheSandalMan
Reply +20
(12/22/2010) [-]
Honestly, I didn't even catch it till the last line.