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My fucking job

My job is so ******* unbelievable. I' ll try to sum it
up by first telling you about the folks I work with.
First, there is this supermodel wannabee chick.
Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she
completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing
her hair or putting on makeout. She is extremely
and has never once considered the
needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as
dumb as a box of rocks and I still find it surprising
that she has enough brain power to continue to
breathe. The next chick is completely the
opposite. She might even be one of the smartest
people on the planet. Her career opportunities
are endless and yet she is here with us. She is a
zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I' m not sure she even
showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts.
I think she might be a lesbian because every time
we drive by the hardware store she moans like a
cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the
******* stoner. And this guy is more than just
your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before
he comes to work, during work, and I' m sure
after work. He probably hasn' t been sober any
time in the last ten years, and he' s only 22. He
dresses like a beatnik throwback from the
1960' s, and to make things worse, he brings his
big ******* dog to work. Every ******* day I have
to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-
stoned from the smoke. Hell,
sometimes I even think it' s trying to talk with its
constant bellowing. Also, both of them are
constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to
McDonald' s and Burger King, every single *******
Anyway, I drive these ********* around in my
van and we solve mysteries and **** .
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#124 - PixieLOL (12/22/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Hands up how many of you have seen this before.
Hands up how many of you have seen this before.
#342 - Thehomelessman (12/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Hang on let me get my glasses, so i can see what you did there
#276 - EyLuvMiKat (12/22/2010) [-]
Up until the last line, I keep saying, "Where the **** do you work?!"
#248 - FakePlasticTree **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#218 - WaterWaterWater (12/22/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Dude, Velma was like.. The hottest ******* thing on that show.
#208 - fefe (12/22/2010) [+] (3 replies)
#210 to #208 - Ownmanship (12/22/2010) [-]
A repost getting to the front page? That's really new!
#544 - FranciscoTheGreat (12/23/2010) [+] (12 replies)
I'll Just Leave This Here
I'll Just Leave This Here
#61 - gregtehbunny (12/22/2010) [-]
do i really need to say it?
#357 - gogogadgethugs (12/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
A zero, you say?
#250 - TheSandalMan (12/22/2010) [-]
Honestly, I didn't even catch it till the last line.
#351 - LOLcop (12/22/2010) [-]
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User avatar #316 - ragemonster (12/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
This is copypasta from a thread on /b/.
#319 to #316 - cabninja (12/22/2010) [-]
i found the bowl of it.
#322 - daqban (12/22/2010) [-]
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#93 - Marker ONLINE (12/22/2010) [+] (4 replies)
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#346 - Barf (12/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
You should talk you ascot wearing homo **** .

Everyday i have to sit there and listen to your sassy gay remarks and just stand there as i smell your womans perfume.

Stop bitching.
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