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4chan Story Time!. Gather round, you may need to enlarge it.. parta Anonymoused/ 18. ( Sat) 23: ( So there I was, standing en the sidewalk minding my ewn busine

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parta Anonymoused/ 18. ( Sat) 23: (
So there I was, standing en the sidewalk minding my ewn business, when friend, let' s call him Assface, walked upto me and invited mete his house, I was hesitant in taking up his offer, considering the last time i
went to Assface' s house he sodomized me with , and I didn' t So I said to Assface, " **** your **** you punk ass ********* !", and I kicked that ************ in his
scrotum, which, ofcourse, housed his testes. With my good deed forthe day finished, I equated down and started upthe rockets in my ass. I blasted off high inte the sky, being propelled by my
combustion engine, and I fhew all the waite ************* France. So I was walking around France looking at all the gay French faggets with all French bread and I was like, "I want seme god damn
Koolkiid.", SC) I ran to the nearest farm and slid my head up a horse' s ass, let' s call the horse Drew, and Drew' s dick immediately stiffened to full length and ejaculated all evanthe face ma seven years old girl.
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This little girl started screaming so I took my head em of Drew' s ass and choked her death with my penis. I teek the limp body and sleeped out the eyes with a rack then ****** each socket, when I was
done I chopped her tiny, adorable body up and sealed it in a box, I mailed it to the Prime Minister of the UAK. When I was done with all of my shenanigans and went back home to spend the rest
of my day relaxing, but when I got back home I was like, "Holy ******* **** biscuits, cunt ******** anal cheese drip! I ferget to get some ******* Kt) "; I had forgetten the very thing I had set out to find.
So I put my troubled past behind me and decided it was finally time to become a man, just like my grandfather and grandmother befire. So I opening the door, shat on the floor, and orally pleasured a
dinosaur, then went to the magical land of Kansas to **** **** up. I arrived in Kansas via bus, because I ride the mother ******* bus and mp to all the little girls under my trenchcoat, there ain' t a god damn
thing the law can do to me.
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And upon my arrival I was jumped by several of my feller klansmen, because the thought I was a ****** . I had to explain to them that I was merely covered in **** , and after that silly misunderstanding was cleared up we all strolled down the street to my
year old aunt' s house. She welcomed us all with a big smile and a warm plate of cookies, then we tied her limbs tegether and gangraped her dry, wrinkly, saggy, old ass. Then we hanged her on her own dangly tits fer being a ****** lever and
burnt down the house. and then I decided to m fer a swim. So I skipped down to the local peel and entered the water. It immediately turned red and Satan emerged from the shallow end and proclaimed his dominion over mankind, so I kicked the ****** in
his ******* teeth and ****** his ass with his own horns; I showed that fagget net to **** with me. Then I wrenched open his mouth and went inside to the Seven Eleven, and I was like, "Where is my god damn Koolkiid you cock sucking ass (?",
but no one was there.
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So I exited Satan' s mouth, picked up Kansas, and threw it inte the ******* sun. ******* gay ass **** . Then, after this Iing day, I teek a train down to Florida fer a little ESE. The train ride was Lively- I ordered a meal en the ride consisting ofa 8 ea. rare
steak, a baked potato, and tall glass mrchampagne- The waitress was very nice and I tipped her twenty dallars fer her excellent services. After cathing up with the latest issue ' Tme I decided to take a nap until I reached my destination. Upon arriving at
the train station I was awakened to the smell of a rich peach cobbler. Needless to say I was excited at the prospect of such a delicious desert. So I ripped the train deer eff of it' s ******* hedges, jumped out and devoured every celcious human in visible
range- It was all quite filling. And I spent the rest of the day relaxing in the sun and playing beach volleyball- After a week of vacation I headed en heme- When I entered my deer I saw my wife screwing my neighbor and his dog and I was like, "You
*********** bitchload wheree", and I shoved a can m gasoline up her ass and ignited it. They all exploded and my neighbor' s cock hit me in the face. Then I was like, "God ******* damn all this stupid **** why can' t I get any mother ******* ",
so I went to my fridge, pulled out a certainer of Koolkiid, and poured myselfe glass. I lifted it carefully and tenderly to my moistened lips. I opened up wide and chugged that glass, but something was eff. I was like " ******* retard ******* it' s
lime **** licking faggets I hate Aime[", so I threw the glass out the window and it shattered against the head of my neighbors son, killing him. Then I pulled out the other container and had some cherry Koolkiid. Life was good.
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User avatar #3 - Pedopotato (12/19/2010) [-]
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#2 - drood **User deleted account** (12/19/2010) [-]
The second box was my favourite. It had everything! Rape, little girl rape, horse rape, murder, murder rape, necrophilia(not to be confused with murder rape), cutting up little girls into tiny manageable pieces, etc.
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