dumb laws. holy i went from 16 thumb to 315 over night thanks people. terrib laws from across the U. S Alabama: boogers may not be flicked into the wind. domino
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dumb laws. holy i went from 16 thumb to 315 over night thanks people. terrib laws from across the U. S Alabama: boogers may not be flicked into the wind. domino

holy **** i went from 16 thumb to 315 over night thanks people

terrib laws from across the U. S
Alabama: boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
dominoes may not be played on sunday.
putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
you can not drive bare footed.
can' t carry a ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Alaska: kangaroos are not allowed in a barber shop at any time.
can' t look at a moose from a airplane.
not allowed to whisper in someone' s ear while hunting moose.
Arizona: a man can beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
donkeys can' t sleep in bathtubs.
25 years in jail if you cut down a cactus.
no more than 2 dildos in your house.
Georgia: illegal to tie a giraffe to a light pole.
don' t have to wear seat belts if in a pick up truck.
in gainsville chicken must be eaten with hands
illegal to say "oh, boy"
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#12 - FatherPedobear (12/18/2010) [-]
I live in Az. The cactus thing is true. Just cuz they take forever to grow. 70 years per arm. This one knew Jesus.
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User avatar #121 to #12 - emilyann (12/19/2010) [-]
yea AZ for the win! :D
#28 to #12 - zmexybeast (12/18/2010) [-]
ARIZONA BUDDIES
#61 to #28 - sweetmotheroftits (12/18/2010) [-]
Everyone move to AZ! We can beat our women! ...Oh wait.
User avatar #78 to #28 - ninjaclone (12/18/2010) [-]
y u no have big fist?
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User avatar #85 - Danzig (12/18/2010) [-]
I live in Arizona, as a tradition, every month I beat my wife with 2 dildo's
#30 - Mahkoshan (12/18/2010) [-]
Arizona's law of wife beating was in order to provide men a legal method of self defense during... that time... of month.
User avatar #40 - AddNoise (12/18/2010) [-]
Arizona: A man can beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

Gee, I wonder what time of the month that is.
#91 - TheOriginalNerd ONLINE (12/18/2010) [-]
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#67 - skypies (12/18/2010) [-]
Actually it was illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket in kentucky because people would use it to lure thoroughbreds from their owners to steal them. Horses like sweets. I would know. I live in kentucky...
#65 - sirspam (12/18/2010) [-]
go to alabama on a sunday and drive down to the railroad tracks barefoot so you can put salt on them and then go back home and play dominoes with an ice cream cone in your back pocket
#33 - jjvoodoo (12/18/2010) [-]
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#13 - anon (12/18/2010) [-]
Alaska: Kangaroos

wtf
#22 to #13 - hammerofgod (12/18/2010) [-]
my thought exactly anon.
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#70 - Georgiaboy (12/18/2010) [-]
Oh,boy!
Oh,boy!
#116 - Raiki (12/19/2010) [-]
Georgia: ******** . Nothing can go over my constitutional right to say whatever the **** I please...

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U MAD, GEORGIA?
#129 to #116 - anon (12/19/2010) [-]
I live in Georgia it's not illegal.
User avatar #118 to #116 - LtMcG ONLINE (12/19/2010) [-]
Very
User avatar #114 - Whiteboyyyy (12/19/2010) [-]
can't cut down Saguaro cacti in AZ for two reasons,
One, their endangered
Two, their're the state plants.
#51 - biggestmaggot (12/18/2010) [-]
2 is all I need
#55 to #51 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (12/18/2010) [-]
+5
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#36 - whatazinga (12/18/2010) [-]
i always wonder how strictly they enforce these laws, i mean donkeys in the bathtub? everyone has a donkey in the bathtub now..its not the 1800s
User avatar #34 - daytonsaysmoo (12/18/2010) [-]
For the cactus one in Arizona, it's our state plant or something, and i guess it's endangered. Oh and it's only a saguaro cactus, any others you can cut down.
#11 - anon (12/18/2010) [-]
it isnt looking at a moose which is illegal but rather throwing them out of an airplane
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