Makes perfect sense. I think I might make a 'makes perfect sense' compilation<br /> only less reposting and more OC, demotivational funniness<br />  Atheism Christianity makes perfect sense
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Makes perfect sense

I think I might make a 'makes perfect sense' compilation<br />
only less reposting and more OC, demotivational funniness<br />
I know these pics might have been posted before, but I havent seen them on FJ before

The belief that there was nothing
and nothing ha paned to nothing
and then no hing magically
exploded for no reason creatin
everything and then a hunch o
ever thing magically rearranged
itse f for no reason what so ever
into , bits which
then turned into ivysaurs.
Makes perfect sense.
CHRISTIANITY:
The belief that some cosmic
Jewish Zombie can make you
live forever if you symbolically
eat his flesh and telepathically
tell him that you accept him
as your master, so he can
remove an evil force from your soul
that is present in humanity because
a robotoman was convinced by a
talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense.
I POST BOTH TO PLEASE
EVERYONE
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User avatar #55 - Sufficio (12/16/2010) [+] (3 replies)
That's not what Atheism is...
User avatar #36 - asaen (12/16/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Cthulhuism
Cthulhu is great
that is all
#30 - AMATORY (12/16/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Christianity: the belief that your loving God created you only to worship his ego, with a sinfully inclined nature that he punishes you for, then gives you &quot;salvation&quot; so that you'll thank him for saving you from what he created you to be.   
  
I don't even...
Christianity: the belief that your loving God created you only to worship his ego, with a sinfully inclined nature that he punishes you for, then gives you "salvation" so that you'll thank him for saving you from what he created you to be.

I don't even...
#113 - BaconSammichMan (12/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Pastafarianism: Noodles, Noodles everywhere.
User avatar #17 - mikemont (12/16/2010) [+] (17 replies)
I feel that the church has killed true Christianity. I'm agnostic/kinda leaning toward atheist (Former Christian....grew up with it blah blah blah you know), but people try to use religion to act like good people without having to actually be that good. And hardcore Christians (or those hardcore into any other religion) just go too far and discriminate more than anyone else. The churches fund anti gay marriage bills and **** , and some crazy ones protest at the soldier funerals, and that's ******** . Live and let live, **** you if I believe differently, I'm not gonna sit here trying to convince you that the big bang happened, so don't try to convert me to whatever religion you are.
#95 - sunofabeach (12/16/2010) [+] (2 replies)
We live on a huge rock floating in the void around a gigantic light bulb.  
  
Makes perfect sense.
We live on a huge rock floating in the void around a gigantic light bulb.

Makes perfect sense.
User avatar #62 - EpicXInfected (12/16/2010) [+] (5 replies)
That's why I'm Agnostic, everybody hates Atheists.
#88 to #71 - mngophers (12/16/2010) [-]
"Agnostics are just Atheists without balls." -Stephen Colbert
User avatar #122 - mcfleury (12/16/2010) [-]
Funnyjunk
The belief that your entire life revolves around gaining thumbs and becoming a "god".
Makes Perfect Sense!

/B/
A place where anime porn makers and meme inventors come together to troll the common man. Where the anons win and the world ends>
Makes Perfect Sense!

I made both so as not to upset anyone
User avatar #101 - willshire (12/16/2010) [-]
atheism is not a belief in the big bang, it just means you don't believe the the cosmic jewish zombie thing
#106 - Drunkdutch (12/16/2010) [-]
**** we'll all be dust in a thousand years, don't sweat the who, when, where or why, just enjoy the now, no definitive answer will be found in our lifetime.

Your individual journey and how you get to the finish is whats important regardless of what you believe.
User avatar #100 - pancakemuncher (12/16/2010) [-]
3....2....1....

FLAME WAR!!!
#99 - CaptainObviousMan (12/16/2010) [-]
More like:
The expansion of space and time created this universe in its current expanding state and through the laws of physics, things like planets and stars arranged themselves. Chemical laws produced self-replicating RNA, which through evolution/natural selection evolved into more complex organisms in a span of a couple billion years.
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#10 - Sianator (12/16/2010) [-]
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Let the religious debate begin!
#126 - Iceblade (12/16/2010) [+] (11 replies)
and thats why im agnostic!
User avatar #131 to #126 - ThaJewBoy (12/16/2010) [-]
Cause your a pussy......
#94 - bubblicious (12/16/2010) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #89 - JSismyname (12/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Ironicly enough, that post does NOT describe what Atheists "believe", and i'm not getting into that right now, but it DOES decribe what christians believe, Atheism is not actually crazy, but Christianity... I think you can see for yourself.
#92 to #89 - benjitenji (12/16/2010) [-]
Its all about perspective J

Like my perspective is that you don't humor much do you?
User avatar #86 - Metallicock (12/16/2010) [-]
life is but a dream
User avatar #129 - ThaJewBoy (12/16/2010) [-]
Atheist ftw....
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