Bitches on eBay (read desc.). OH LAWDY! thanks for all those thumbs<br /> AND 2nd FRONT PAGE THIS WEEK (THANKS!!!!!!!). I had tickets a sporting event and dont You Just Hate bitches
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Bitches on eBay (read desc.)

OH LAWDY! thanks for all those thumbs<br />
AND 2nd FRONT PAGE THIS WEEK (THANKS!!!!!!!)

I had tickets a sporting event and couldn' t attend. I made a listing
and clearly stated that the tickets must be picked up in person within 24
hours (the game was the evening after the auction ended, there wasn' t
any time to ship the tickets). A weman wen the auction fer abaut . The
auction had ended at ) l) C) ihre, and by 5', she still hadn' t responded
my emails trying organize the exchange. Finally, at 9: , I got a ene-
liner email:
I first tried explaining that I wouldn' t have the time resell the tickets (I
already got turned dawn by the losing bidders). She said,
den' t understand the car dealership reference.
I was pretty upset. I was basically going be stuck with tickets an 1.' i. 1.,
event that I couldn' t attend. That' s when I got the idea centence her
change her mind.
I created a new eBay account, "Payback" we' ll call it, and sent her a
message:
At she responded to Payback:
At 11: , Payback write:
mice fer the throwaway number). She called a
made Payback "premise" through with the deal She emphasized that
she' d be em a let M mewwy if Payback backed eut. Payback swere he
weild never such a thing.
Thanks Google
few minutes later and
At l].: , the weman emailed me
Be at *******
midnight I drepe her hause acre's tawn and met her en the read in frend
M her apartment building She was a nasty and rude individual Things
didn' t get any better when I teld her I wanted an extra fer the trebble
o? driving there at midnight (yeah, pushing my luck, I know)
very awkward and she literally threw Bl 1; 20 bills at me. I counted them
before handing men‘ the tickets I said,
as she flipped me eff while walking away.
It became
At )', she called Payback make sure they were still en fer the
exchange Payback said that he cerld longer the game and
wouldn' t be able the exchange She blew her ******* tep and I swear
god started speaking in tongues. Payback said,
and hung up.
I got a rabid email ) minutes later telling me that I was going hell and
that she' s reported me the legal police, FBI, and... the fire department.
WTF?
I never heard anither werd from her. I have idea if she went the
game er net.
...
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#13 - aBlindMoron (12/16/2010) [-]
I would have just burned her house down.
#9 - AvalonD (12/16/2010) [-]
This pleases me.
This pleases me.
#99 - Achtentwintig (12/16/2010) [+] (2 replies)
#89 - AngryKartoffel (12/16/2010) [-]
No one ever throws 31 20 dollar bills at me...
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#81 - leogod has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#84 to #81 - imapedomauS (12/16/2010) [-]
well you should have because it was a very good story.
#83 - swiggee (12/16/2010) [-]
you called?
#35 - anonymous (12/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Too long, didn't read.
#37 to #35 - Cheyne (12/16/2010) [-]
You missed out this was a tale of epicness and cunningness and bitching being bitches.
#18 - qballextraction (12/16/2010) [-]
Well done.
Well done.
User avatar #87 - thebritishguy (12/16/2010) [-]
I bet the police FBI and the firemen told her to stfu
#60 - ScaredWhiteBoy (12/16/2010) [-]
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#65 - PaulieDuk (12/16/2010) [+] (10 replies)
Not even him. This page popped up on Stumble Upon last night. He just copied, pasted, and re colored the text.

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#24 - JaredSS (12/16/2010) [-]
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#91 - Yasoofeus (12/16/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Hai, I'll give you $1000 for those tickets.
User avatar #100 - rymanthirteen (12/16/2010) [-]
Give this guy a ******* medal 8)
#71 - metalmusic (12/16/2010) [-]
Some foreign guy bought a Charizard EX card off my brother for 50 bucks on eBay. Then he wanted all of his money back but wouldn't send the card.
User avatar #49 - notapotato (12/16/2010) [-]
The fire department will **** your **** up.
#33 - FATasHELL (12/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
#26 - ShadowIvan (12/16/2010) [-]
OMG BEST STORY EVAR!!!! I LAUGHED I CRIED. This was almost as good as that one vid that was up with that one guy trolling the **** outta some guy over the phone. I love these kinds of stories..... ok. i'm done oh hey THUMB!!!!!!
#17 - rapeyourmother (12/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
That is such a good idea, I'm gonna use this method for many things
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