Bitches on eBay (read desc.). OH LAWDY! thanks for all those thumbs<br /> AND 2nd FRONT PAGE THIS WEEK (THANKS!!!!!!!). I had tickets a sporting event and
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Bitches on eBay (read desc.)

OH LAWDY! thanks for all those thumbs<br />
AND 2nd FRONT PAGE THIS WEEK (THANKS!!!!!!!)

I had tickets a sporting event and couldn' t attend. I made a listing
and clearly stated that the tickets must be picked up in person within 24
hours (the game was the evening after the auction ended, there wasn' t
any time to ship the tickets). A weman wen the auction fer abaut . The
auction had ended at ) l) C) ihre, and by 5', she still hadn' t responded
my emails trying organize the exchange. Finally, at 9: , I got a ene-
liner email:
I first tried explaining that I wouldn' t have the time resell the tickets (I
already got turned dawn by the losing bidders). She said,
den' t understand the car dealership reference.
I was pretty upset. I was basically going be stuck with tickets an 1.' i. 1.,
event that I couldn' t attend. That' s when I got the idea centence her
change her mind.
I created a new eBay account, "Payback" we' ll call it, and sent her a
message:
At she responded to Payback:
At 11: , Payback write:
mice fer the throwaway number). She called a
made Payback "premise" through with the deal She emphasized that
she' d be em a let M mewwy if Payback backed eut. Payback swere he
weild never such a thing.
Thanks Google
few minutes later and
At l].: , the weman emailed me
Be at *******
midnight I drepe her hause acre's tawn and met her en the read in frend
M her apartment building She was a nasty and rude individual Things
didn' t get any better when I teld her I wanted an extra fer the trebble
o? driving there at midnight (yeah, pushing my luck, I know)
very awkward and she literally threw Bl 1; 20 bills at me. I counted them
before handing men‘ the tickets I said,
as she flipped me eff while walking away.
It became
At )', she called Payback make sure they were still en fer the
exchange Payback said that he cerld longer the game and
wouldn' t be able the exchange She blew her ******* tep and I swear
god started speaking in tongues. Payback said,
and hung up.
I got a rabid email ) minutes later telling me that I was going hell and
that she' s reported me the legal police, FBI, and... the fire department.
WTF?
I never heard anither werd from her. I have idea if she went the
game er net.
...
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User avatar #122 - Oldtimed (12/16/2010) [-]
This just warms my heart. I love happy xmas stories.
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#115 - gogldie (12/16/2010) [-]
GTFO!!!
GTFO!!!
#114 - AlienSlayer (12/16/2010) [-]
Bitch got what she deserved.
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User avatar #112 - rugbyfan (12/16/2010) [-]
i hope the fire department can work this issue out...stupid bitch
User avatar #110 - awesomosaurous (12/16/2010) [-]
dud,
iahe to say...


YOU HAVE BALLS OF ************* STEEL

so i thumbed and faved
User avatar #111 to #110 - awesomosaurous (12/16/2010) [-]
*dude i have
#109 - Lemsip (12/16/2010) [-]
cool story bro
+1
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#105 - balicoyo (12/16/2010) [-]
WOMAN

Y U NO EXPLAIN CAR DEALERSHIP **** ?
User avatar #104 - PebbleBinder (12/16/2010) [-]
Good on you man! :)
#103 - anonymous (12/16/2010) [-]
I remember reading this on reddit yesterday.
#101 - anonymous (12/16/2010) [-]
User avatar #100 - rymanthirteen (12/16/2010) [-]
Give this guy a ******* medal 8)
+1
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User avatar #98 - BakiBaki (12/16/2010) [-]
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***** don't act like a BITCH
User avatar #95 - badboywantsu (12/16/2010) [-]
that was well worth the read
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