Bitches on eBay (read desc.)
I had tickets a sporting event and couldn' t attend. I made a listing
and clearly stated that the tickets must be picked up in person within 24
hours (the game was the evening after the auction ended, there wasn' t
any time to ship the tickets). A weman wen the auction fer abaut . The
auction had ended at ) l) C) ihre, and by 5', she still hadn' t responded
my emails trying organize the exchange. Finally, at 9: , I got a ene-
I first tried explaining that I wouldn' t have the time resell the tickets (I
already got turned dawn by the losing bidders). She said,
den' t understand the car dealership reference.
I was pretty upset. I was basically going be stuck with tickets an 1.' i. 1.,
event that I couldn' t attend. That' s when I got the idea centence her
change her mind.
I created a new eBay account, "Payback" we' ll call it, and sent her a
At she responded to Payback:
At 11: , Payback write:
mice fer the throwaway number). She called a
made Payback "premise" through with the deal She emphasized that
she' d be em a let M mewwy if Payback backed eut. Payback swere he
weild never such a thing.
few minutes later and
At l].: , the weman emailed me
Be at fucking
midnight I drepe her hause acre's tawn and met her en the read in frend
M her apartment building She was a nasty and rude individual Things
didn' t get any better when I teld her I wanted an extra fer the trebble
o? driving there at midnight (yeah, pushing my luck, I know)
very awkward and she literally threw Bl 1; 20 bills at me. I counted them
before handing men‘ the tickets I said,
as she flipped me eff while walking away.
At )', she called Payback make sure they were still en fer the
exchange Payback said that he cerld longer the game and
wouldn' t be able the exchange She blew her fucking tep and I swear
god started speaking in tongues. Payback said,
and hung up.
I got a rabid email ) minutes later telling me that I was going hell and
that she' s reported me the legal police, FBI, and... the fire department.
I never heard anither werd from her. I have idea if she went the
game er net.