Dear Ladies. Seriously, thumb one way or the other.. WHY DO YOU BITCHES EVEN HAVE A FRIEND ZONE? lam fucking serious here. I mean really. guys Iknow three ways: Advice the game ladies
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Dear Ladies. Seriously, thumb one way or the other.. WHY DO YOU BITCHES EVEN HAVE A FRIEND ZONE? lam fucking serious here. I mean really. guys Iknow three ways:

Seriously, thumb one way or the other.

WHY DO YOU BITCHES EVEN HAVE A FRIEND ZONE?
lam fucking serious here. I mean really.
guys Iknow three ways: The Guy I Fuck, The Guys who I
am not currently Fucking, and the Guys who annoy the piss out of
me. Note the complete lack of a "Guys who are nice and friendly and
funny but I don' t want to ruin our friendship!"
When I find whatever retarded bitch thought that the friend zone'
would be a good fucking idea, I' m going to go to her house, sneak in,
wait until she goes to bed, tie her to the mattress, and train her dog to
rape her repeatedly. Then, when she' s degraded and covered in dog-
cum, I will repeat the process with a fucking horse, then I will bash
her head in until she' s fucking brain dead, and leave her in a truck
stop bathroom.
Why, you may ask?
BECAUSE PIECES OF SHIT BELONG IN THE TOILET.
Why do you bitches seem to think you re fucking ugly? Go on the
internet, look up ugly chicks. TRUST ME. 99% of you are not ugly. That
one percent that is, google plastic surgeons. Pick one.
For the rest of you, Go look in the mirror. Take off all your clothes, and
really look. You are not that bad. Accept what you look like. What they
say is true, the Vagina Holds the Power.
I ll be honest with you - I am overweight and mentally unstable. I have
a . I bite my nails. HOWEVER, every head turns when I walk
in a room. Whv?
BECAUSE I THINK I AM SEXY AS SHIT.
Of course I m overweight, I like to cook, and you never trust a skinny
chef. You d be amazed the manner of sins a man will overlook when he
gets a pretty smile and homemade cookies.
Anyway - I bite my nails - I don t fucking care. For every feature
about myself that I don t like, I can name off FIVE that I do. And those
are the things I focus on when I look in the mirror. I have sexy eves
that change from blue to green depending on my mood. I have thick
wavy hair that I dye a bright shade of red since I don t like my natural
I have huge breasts with big sexy porn star nipples. I
have a birthmark shaped like a train. I COULD GO ON ALL DAY.
And so should you.
Try this next time you walk into a room full of people you dont
know, and are nervous: Pull out your cell phone, put it to your ear,
and plaster a big goofy grin on your face, like you re talking to your
best friend. Walk in, nodding and laughing, and saying things like
You are shitting me." and "So what are we gonna do?" Pretend you re
having an engaging conversation. As soon as you sit down, say “I m at
the (place) I ll call you later." Hang up, and put away your phone.
Keep the grin on your face, find the sexiest guy in the room, and wink.
CONGRATULATIONS - YOU HAVE HIS ATTENTION.
Whv is this so difficult for everyone but me?
OK bitches, this is making me irritable. Sitting here, ranting about
your shit... So I' m going to be done.
If you guys want me to post more, thumb up,
If not, thumb down.
and I' ll take some of my valuable time and continue to tell people
what' s wrong with them.
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Views: 49458 Submitted: 12/14/2010