Dear Ladies. Seriously, thumb one way or the other.. WHY DO YOU BITCHES EVEN HAVE A FRIEND ZONE? lam fucking serious here. I mean really. guys Iknow three ways: Advice the game ladies
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Dear Ladies. Seriously, thumb one way or the other.. WHY DO YOU BITCHES EVEN HAVE A FRIEND ZONE? lam fucking serious here. I mean really. guys Iknow three ways:

Seriously, thumb one way or the other.

lam fucking serious here. I mean really.
guys Iknow three ways: The Guy I Fuck, The Guys who I
am not currently Fucking, and the Guys who annoy the piss out of
me. Note the complete lack of a "Guys who are nice and friendly and
funny but I don' t want to ruin our friendship!"
When I find whatever retarded bitch thought that the friend zone'
would be a good fucking idea, I' m going to go to her house, sneak in,
wait until she goes to bed, tie her to the mattress, and train her dog to
rape her repeatedly. Then, when she' s degraded and covered in dog-
cum, I will repeat the process with a fucking horse, then I will bash
her head in until she' s fucking brain dead, and leave her in a truck
stop bathroom.
Why, you may ask?
Why do you bitches seem to think you re fucking ugly? Go on the
internet, look up ugly chicks. TRUST ME. 99% of you are not ugly. That
one percent that is, google plastic surgeons. Pick one.
For the rest of you, Go look in the mirror. Take off all your clothes, and
really look. You are not that bad. Accept what you look like. What they
say is true, the Vagina Holds the Power.
I ll be honest with you - I am overweight and mentally unstable. I have
a . I bite my nails. HOWEVER, every head turns when I walk
in a room. Whv?
Of course I m overweight, I like to cook, and you never trust a skinny
chef. You d be amazed the manner of sins a man will overlook when he
gets a pretty smile and homemade cookies.
Anyway - I bite my nails - I don t fucking care. For every feature
about myself that I don t like, I can name off FIVE that I do. And those
are the things I focus on when I look in the mirror. I have sexy eves
that change from blue to green depending on my mood. I have thick
wavy hair that I dye a bright shade of red since I don t like my natural
I have huge breasts with big sexy porn star nipples. I
have a birthmark shaped like a train. I COULD GO ON ALL DAY.
And so should you.
Try this next time you walk into a room full of people you dont
know, and are nervous: Pull out your cell phone, put it to your ear,
and plaster a big goofy grin on your face, like you re talking to your
best friend. Walk in, nodding and laughing, and saying things like
You are shitting me." and "So what are we gonna do?" Pretend you re
having an engaging conversation. As soon as you sit down, say “I m at
the (place) I ll call you later." Hang up, and put away your phone.
Keep the grin on your face, find the sexiest guy in the room, and wink.
Whv is this so difficult for everyone but me?
OK bitches, this is making me irritable. Sitting here, ranting about
your shit... So I' m going to be done.
If you guys want me to post more, thumb up,
If not, thumb down.
and I' ll take some of my valuable time and continue to tell people
what' s wrong with them.
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#38 - danegustafun
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(12/15/2010) [-]
You're fat
#746 to #38 - Takemeforcola
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User avatar #95 to #38 - anikan
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OMG i read this entire thing and took it at face level, then i saw your comment and nearly broke a blood vessel laughing. +1 thumb
#46 - Yeagermanjensen
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(12/15/2010) [-]
i liked how the text changed color as i scrolled down it, it was mildly entertaining
#31 - troutdul
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#750 to #31 - Takemeforcola
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#1094 to #31 - anon
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Also the reason why guys think they've put in the friend zone because the guy asks you out and you don't like him in that way and think they are awesome as a friend. You don't have to accept and **** every guy you know. That is
called dignity. I've been in the situation where I've had to turn down a guy friend and I don't never talk to them again I put them down nicely.

That is all.
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#34 to #32 - upsidedownface
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#39 to #32 - anon
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You're my type of girl
#45 to #32 - andasitee
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(12/15/2010) [-]
I understand some of what your saying but

a friend zone does not suit the guy trying his hardest to get you. let the poor nice guy know early on. find out from his friends if you think he likes you then tell him later if it is true that he likes you. he will be hurt but not as hurt as seeing you date some prick for his looks after the kindness he has shown you

Yea it doesn't always happen but i experienced this before.

was crushing hard on this girl who didn't like me and it was so obvious to all her friends and my friends yet she didn't notice. Dates some d bag and let her go. later on hits her and calls her a bitch ordering her around in front of me. we end up fighting i nearly get charged with assault and the bitch is mad at me wth
#1059 - royksopp
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(12/15/2010) [-]
Are you a boy or a girl?
#1041 - SubjectThree
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#1060 to #1041 - xpelicanx
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(12/15/2010) [-]
I roflcopter'd
#1088 to #1060 - GeneralLeeInsane
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(12/15/2010) [-]
Did you say roflcopter?
#1153 to #1088 - xpelicanx
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haha funny I never saw that one before
User avatar #1154 to #1153 - GeneralLeeInsane
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(12/15/2010) [-]
You have now.
And admit it, you want one.
#1031 - masterswordsman
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(12/15/2010) [-]
<---- OP
#64 - Nesbit
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(12/15/2010) [-]
k, as a girl, I feel like I've just been unjustly bitched out. I understand what you're trying to put across, but generalizing and calling every other girl a bitch, slut, piece of **** and/or cunt isnt ******* right.
and asking why its so difficult for "everyone but you" sounds stuck up as hell.
dislike times a thousand.
User avatar #271 - HobbitGremlin
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(12/15/2010) [-]
**** that was boring
#303 to #271 - BShocker
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(12/15/2010) [-]
Ahaha... damn. That made me laugh so hard. You have my thumb.
#309 to #303 - anon
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(12/15/2010) [-]
But I am keeping my dern bow.
#156 - Magnets
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(12/15/2010) [-]
I read the first line
"hello ladies"
I thought this
#41 - alexjieh
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(12/15/2010) [-]
you seem like the type of girl who hates other girls because you are too ugly to get any cock.
User avatar #810 to #41 - Umboy
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Omg that's exactly what I thought