Dear Ladies. Seriously, thumb one way or the other.. WHY DO YOU BITCHES EVEN HAVE A FRIEND ZONE? lam serious here. I mean really. guys Iknow three ways: The Guy
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Dear Ladies

Seriously, thumb one way or the other.

WHY DO YOU BITCHES EVEN HAVE A FRIEND ZONE?
lam ******* serious here. I mean really.
guys Iknow three ways: The Guy I **** , The Guys who I
am not currently ******* , and the Guys who annoy the piss out of
me. Note the complete lack of a "Guys who are nice and friendly and
funny but I don' t want to ruin our friendship!"
When I find whatever retarded bitch thought that the friend zone'
would be a good ******* idea, I' m going to go to her house, sneak in,
wait until she goes to bed, tie her to the mattress, and train her dog to
rape her repeatedly. Then, when she' s degraded and covered in dog-
cum, I will repeat the process with a ******* horse, then I will bash
her head in until she' s ******* brain dead, and leave her in a truck
stop bathroom.
Why, you may ask?
BECAUSE PIECES OF **** BELONG IN THE TOILET.
Why do you bitches seem to think you re ******* ugly? Go on the
internet, look up ugly chicks. TRUST ME. 99% of you are not ugly. That
one percent that is, google plastic surgeons. Pick one.
For the rest of you, Go look in the mirror. Take off all your clothes, and
really look. You are not that bad. Accept what you look like. What they
say is true, the Vagina Holds the Power.
I ll be honest with you - I am overweight and mentally unstable. I have
a . I bite my nails. HOWEVER, every head turns when I walk
in a room. Whv?
BECAUSE I THINK I AM SEXY AS **** .
Of course I m overweight, I like to cook, and you never trust a skinny
chef. You d be amazed the manner of sins a man will overlook when he
gets a pretty smile and homemade cookies.
Anyway - I bite my nails - I don t ******* care. For every feature
about myself that I don t like, I can name off FIVE that I do. And those
are the things I focus on when I look in the mirror. I have sexy eves
that change from blue to green depending on my mood. I have thick
wavy hair that I dye a bright shade of red since I don t like my natural
I have huge breasts with big sexy porn star nipples. I
have a birthmark shaped like a train. I COULD GO ON ALL DAY.
And so should you.
Try this next time you walk into a room full of people you dont
know, and are nervous: Pull out your cell phone, put it to your ear,
and plaster a big goofy grin on your face, like you re talking to your
best friend. Walk in, nodding and laughing, and saying things like
You are ******** me." and "So what are we gonna do?" Pretend you re
having an engaging conversation. As soon as you sit down, say “I m at
the (place) I ll call you later." Hang up, and put away your phone.
Keep the grin on your face, find the sexiest guy in the room, and wink.
CONGRATULATIONS - YOU HAVE HIS ATTENTION.
Whv is this so difficult for everyone but me?
OK bitches, this is making me irritable. Sitting here, ranting about
your **** ... So I' m going to be done.
If you guys want me to post more, thumb up,
If not, thumb down.
and I' ll take some of my valuable time and continue to tell people
what' s wrong with them.
...
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Submitted: 12/14/2010
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#38 - danegustafun (12/15/2010) [+] (2 replies)
You're fat
#46 - Yeagermanjensen (12/15/2010) [-]
i liked how the text changed color as i scrolled down it, it was mildly entertaining
+36
#31 - troutdul has deleted their comment [+] (7 replies)
#215 - anonymous (12/15/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I like how you just called all other girls cum guzzling gutter sluts, but the first thing you told us about yourself is that you are willing to screw anyone who doesn't annoy you too badly.

Stop trying to prove to the guys here that you are different and more awesome than all the other girls. If nothing else, this post proves that you are as loud and annoying and belligerent as the worst of them.
#146 - Deavas (12/15/2010) [+] (2 replies)
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<< hey OP


need i say more? :D
#1059 - royksopp (12/15/2010) [-]
Are you a boy or a girl?
#1041 - SubjectThree (12/15/2010) [+] (4 replies)
#1031 - masterswordsman (12/15/2010) [-]
<---- OP
#64 - Nesbit (12/15/2010) [-]
k, as a girl, I feel like I've just been unjustly bitched out. I understand what you're trying to put across, but generalizing and calling every other girl a bitch, slut, piece of **** and/or cunt isnt ******* right.
and asking why its so difficult for "everyone but you" sounds stuck up as hell.
dislike times a thousand.
#355 - MagicalMysteryGirl (12/15/2010) [-]
that wasen't worth the read  
  
  
  
nobody likes a rant
that wasen't worth the read



nobody likes a rant

User avatar #271 - HobbitGremlin (12/15/2010) [+] (2 replies)
**** that was boring
#156 - Magnets (12/15/2010) [-]
I read the first line
"hello ladies"
I thought this
<---
#41 - alexjieh (12/15/2010) [+] (1 reply)
you seem like the type of girl who hates other girls because you are too ugly to get any cock.
User avatar #814 - Vegetaftfw (12/15/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Whoa whoa whoa, who lit the fuse on your tampon!?
#40 - lieplease (12/15/2010) [-]
Okay, you have some good points, but christ. One, some people just want guy friends and not all those guy friends want to **** them. Two, some girls have serious problems with image and they can't do much about it. Three, not ALL girls are like this. Relax, smoke a joint, drink a natty, eat some t-bell, and everything is going to be okay.
#30 - upsidedownface (12/14/2010) [-]
RAGING BITCH  
CALM YOUR 						*******					 TITS  
who are you to tell us what to do and what not to do?  
by what you're telling me, you sound like a whore.  
  
you're telling me that you can't be friends with someone of the opposite gender?  
oh, and you're either 						*******					 them, or they piss you off?  
the first time i read this i imagined you as one of those butch lesbians who say they hate men but then try as hard as they can to look like them.  
if this is really how much of an arrogant bitch you are, then you need to GTFO the internets.
RAGING BITCH
CALM YOUR ******* TITS
who are you to tell us what to do and what not to do?
by what you're telling me, you sound like a whore.

you're telling me that you can't be friends with someone of the opposite gender?
oh, and you're either ******* them, or they piss you off?
the first time i read this i imagined you as one of those butch lesbians who say they hate men but then try as hard as they can to look like them.
if this is really how much of an arrogant bitch you are, then you need to GTFO the internets.
#965 - The useful idiot (12/15/2010) [-]
I WAS ELECTED TO LEAD NOT TO READ
#626 - superflystickman (12/15/2010) [+] (1 reply)
<------------Never thought I would get an opportunity to use this.
#373 - infallible (12/15/2010) [+] (3 replies)
started reading. thought man i wonder how long this. started scrolling. went "woah **** that.."


tl;dr man
User avatar #379 to #373 - boundlessbrunette (12/15/2010) [-]
Well I'll sum it up for you. OP says

"IM fat but I **** any guys in the friend zone. Any girls out there who dont **** in their friend zone are cunts."
#1110 - MaddieChloe (12/15/2010) [+] (18 replies)
First, let me tell you what's wrong with you...

1. You are generalizing about all girls.
2. You are suggesting you can't have guy friends.
3. You are suggesting that you are a bitch if you say no to a guy and don't **** a guy.
4. You sound like a whore who will **** anyone.
5. Not all guys want to be called on to have sex.
6. You are trying to put yourself above all other guys, attention whore.
7. 'Why is it so hard for everyone apart from me' you sound very cocky. You probably think you are all that but you are probably embarrassing yourself.
8. The fact that you say you are mentally unstable explains this whole post.
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