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User avatar #6 - Nasaug (12/14/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Create people with urge to have sex
Church Preaches that sex is a bad thing
#2 - Ayrwen (12/13/2010) [-]
Laughed so hard at the jews one
#27 - youkaiinutaichou (12/14/2010) [+] (1 reply)
...I about died when I saw "LOL HOLOCAUST".
User avatar #8 - CarlosRayNorris (12/14/2010) [-]
flood earth killing millions

#46 - jaywalkerofmordor **User deleted account** (12/14/2010) [+] (11 replies)
im not usually a rager but
1. The circumcision was a symbol of God's covenant, plus it reduces your risk of cancer.
2. I don't know what your talking about at all one of the infallible teachings is that he loves us all unconditionally.
3. He does not command us to do anything he asks. If we go to hell it is because we choose to separate us from him by choosing sin instead of God .
4. So what? we can swim and ****
5. He does not accidentally do anything people no beleiving in him is because of faith and their free will.
6. God has a different plan for every soul.
7. Same as six.
8. Yes, they WERE his chosen people in the Old testament but not anymore.
9. lol that one is kinda funny, but the creation story in genesis is not meant to be a
#53 to #46 - Chirox (12/14/2010) [-]
1. God wants you to cut the tip of your baby's dick off to show you're on his metaphysical football team, at rather large risk of infection for a newborn baby.
2. Lied once before you died and never heard of Jesus? Straight to turture-land for all eternity! He really loves us all.
3. I won't command you to worship me, but if you don't you go to torture-land with #2 there. Just sayin'.
4. Yeah, but we can't breathe underwater or function properly in over 70% of the earth. More likely he made the earth for Whales than Humans imo.
5. You do remember the whole tree of knowledge thing? " ****** , the humans know right and wrong! BANISHED!"
6. God's clearly a dick.
7. Same as six.
8. Guess he doesn't love the Jews very unconditionally.
9. Trolololo
#1 - thespecialkid (12/13/2010) [-]
You... You are my new god.
#41 - andrewpatten (12/14/2010) [-]
someones going to hell.
User avatar #19 - ShootingStarSniper (12/14/2010) [+] (3 replies)
tell everyone not to be evil

create satan
User avatar #34 to #19 - maxsharp (12/14/2010) [-]
except he didnt create satan, he punished lucifer
User avatar #39 - TheAssassin (12/14/2010) [-]
User avatar #24 - AMATORY (12/14/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Tell people you gave them free will

But they can't choose not to be inclined to sin
#26 to #25 - AMATORY (12/14/2010) [-]
Don't read Atlas Shrugged if you want to continue believing the Bible makes sense. I just can't anymore...
User avatar #60 - babs (12/14/2010) [-]
"is god everywhere?"
"is he up my ass?"
User avatar #44 - sodomysteve (12/14/2010) [-]
Blasphemy be damned
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#33 to #32 - anonymous (12/14/2010) [-]
that sucked. failers gonna fail.
#22 - anonymous (12/14/2010) [+] (2 replies)
The Ocean used to be freshwater but became salty because of all the sediment washed into it.
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