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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #6 - Nasaug
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Create people with urge to have sex
Church Preaches that sex is a bad thing
#7 to #6 - anon id: 6c9dc5dc
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well technically The Bible says that sex is bad before marriage but not that sex is a bad thing. just before marriage
#23 to #7 - Seastone
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Yup. Paul actually pretty much said husbands and wives need to give each other sex often because it prevents immorality, and also that being celibate, like he was, isn't any holier than marrying.
#31 to #7 - finexillxjoin **User deleted account**
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#17 to #6 - anon id: 97529ef7
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actually it doesn't...sex before marriage is a bad thing
#2 - Ayrwen
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Laughed so hard at the jews one
#45 - zombiepikachu
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#27 - youkaiinutaichou
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...I about died when I saw "LOL HOLOCAUST".
#35 to #27 - wardywaffles **User deleted account**
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User avatar #8 - CarlosRayNorris
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flood earth killing millions

MY BAD LOL
#46 - jaywalkerofmordor **User deleted account**
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im not usually a rager but
1. The circumcision was a symbol of God's covenant, plus it reduces your risk of cancer.
2. I don't know what your talking about at all one of the infallible teachings is that he loves us all unconditionally.
3. He does not command us to do anything he asks. If we go to hell it is because we choose to separate us from him by choosing sin instead of God .
4. So what? we can swim and ****
5. He does not accidentally do anything people no beleiving in him is because of faith and their free will.
6. God has a different plan for every soul.
7. Same as six.
8. Yes, they WERE his chosen people in the Old testament but not anymore.
9. lol that one is kinda funny, but the creation story in genesis is not meant to be a
#47 to #46 - jaywalkerofmordor **User deleted account**
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scientific explanation it is symbolic
User avatar #49 to #46 - Fsturmoil
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you mad
#50 to #46 - anon id: 5cfdf397
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I think you mad
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#54 to #46 - xdtx
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User avatar #57 to #46 - TomHamilton
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Dude, they're jokes. Why so serious?
#61 to #46 - Deltron **User deleted account**
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So what you're trying to tell us is that you have an extra chromosome?
#62 to #61 - jaywalkerofmordor **User deleted account**
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..what?
#53 to #46 - Chirox
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1. God wants you to cut the tip of your baby's dick off to show you're on his metaphysical football team, at rather large risk of infection for a newborn baby.
2. Lied once before you died and never heard of Jesus? Straight to turture-land for all eternity! He really loves us all.
3. I won't command you to worship me, but if you don't you go to torture-land with #2 there. Just sayin'.
4. Yeah, but we can't breathe underwater or function properly in over 70% of the earth. More likely he made the earth for Whales than Humans imo.
5. You do remember the whole tree of knowledge thing? "******, the humans know right and wrong! BANISHED!"
6. God's clearly a dick.
7. Same as six.
8. Guess he doesn't love the Jews very unconditionally.
9. Trolololo
User avatar #59 to #53 - yuuray
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amen
#58 to #53 - jaywalkerofmordor **User deleted account**
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actually for number 2 people who have never heard of jesus or catholicism get a free ticket to heaven but still have to go to purgatory first which i think is ********. and 4. ************* boats.


and im not mad i just dont like to see incorrectness (not to you but to the others who think i am)
#1 - thespecialkid
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You... You are my new god.
#41 - andrewpatten
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someones going to hell.
#37 - DePonky
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User avatar #19 - ShootingStarSniper
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tell everyone not to be evil

create satan
User avatar #34 to #19 - maxsharp
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except he didnt create satan, he punished lucifer
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User avatar #63 to #36 - maxsharp
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well lucifer was an angel which rebelled against him