Dear Santa,. /user/fungusamongus. ilfari time .. I'm 12, why does he want my mom?
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#1 - LegendaryWalrus (12/13/2010) [-]
I'm 12, why does he want my mom?
User avatar #2 to #1 - JNS (12/13/2010) [-]
to fulfill your Christmas wish
#3 to #2 - LegendaryWalrus (12/13/2010) [-]
but my mom isn't the stork..
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#5 to #4 - bitw **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 to #5 - elexerdelex (12/13/2010) [-]
BITW is right, and not only do they appear for no perticular reason, nothing about baby's makes any sense!
Cry>Cuddle tummy>laugh
Cry>Cuddle tummy>Cry harder
Cry>give food>silence
Cry>give food> food all over the room
Cry> .... well they just cry for no perticular reason...
Solution: Use a pillow to dampen the sounds
#10 to #7 - AXTHEHAMMER (12/13/2010) [-]
Don't smother your children...
(The more you know)
User avatar #21 to #10 - MrSmurf (12/14/2010) [-]
"You had a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie, maybe have a drink. It's fun, right? Wrong. Don't smother your kids."
User avatar #44 to #37 - MrSmurf (12/14/2010) [-]
Lol, is that the Shower Shorts scene? "For the man who has nothing to hide. But still wants to."
User avatar #6 to #4 - Vegetaman (12/13/2010) [-]
What am I reading
User avatar #9 to #6 - EdwardElric **User deleted account** (12/13/2010) [-]
This
User avatar #12 to #4 - gggeeee (12/13/2010) [-]
I SEE TITTIES!! :D
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#14 - apimpnamdslikbak (12/14/2010) [-]
Dear Black Santa,
Can i please have my bike back?
#13 - neroblack ONLINE (12/13/2010) [-]
#16 - NeedlesKane (12/14/2010) [-]
Get your bitch ass back inside of me.
#27 to #16 - Francishateslouis (12/14/2010) [-]
I though what we had was special!!!
User avatar #19 to #16 - Misamisahime (12/14/2010) [-]
Sounds so wrong
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#38 to #19 - DerpDerpDurr **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #42 to #38 - Misamisahime (12/14/2010) [-]
sorry im a little slow
#22 to #16 - flamyras (12/14/2010) [-]
We now need a Kairi "ok" image. Internet, I have spoken.
#28 to #22 - quiggles (12/14/2010) [-]
****		 you
**** you
#24 - ponchilio (12/14/2010) [-]
Its legit.
#29 to #24 - ssbmkev (12/14/2010) [-]
why is troll santa holding a huge pile of **** in his hand?
#35 to #29 - inator (12/14/2010) [-]
It's our present.
#25 - BrownBearninetysix (12/14/2010) [-]
Dear Santa

You are a bitch ass ***** , last Christmas I asked for a pair of rims for my bike, and what did I get? Nothing! This year you gon pay what you owe! Im comin for dat ass Santa!

From Riley
#34 to #25 - TheFapMaster **User deleted account** (12/14/2010) [-]
Dammit boy!
#43 - vindictus (12/14/2010) [-]
Wha you want?
Fire truck!
Wha color?
Red!
Next!
Aaahhh!
#8 - remxmm (12/13/2010) [-]
Serious **** *****
User avatar #20 - swimmingprodigy (12/14/2010) [-]
but i dont understand, why would Santa need my mother to give me a sis--


oooooooooooh
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User avatar #32 - CowPatty (12/14/2010) [-]
All the members of Organization 13 are real names scrambled with an x on them. R O X A S, S O R A or A X E L, L E A. Pretty common knowledge if your a Kingdom hearts fan, but I still felt like posting it.
User avatar #11 - gimmeyobabies (12/13/2010) [-]
he looks like calvin.
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