WOW !. lol jk<br /> its like a metalhead wrote it.. <br /> thumbs appreciated. The Nine satanic statements 1. Satan represents indulgence instead of lol thumb
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its like a metalhead wrote it.. <br />
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The Nine satanic statements
1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence
a Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams
3. Satan represents Brattah wisdom instead of hypocritical
Satan represents kindness to those who deserve fr instead of love wasted on ingrates
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires
a Satan represents man as just another animal (sometimes better. more often worse than those that walk on all fours). who, because of
has become the most vicious animal of all.
8. Satan all of the miscalled sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or s% stlil@ ltot
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another' s home, show them respect or else do not go there.
I not ma e sexual u inces m' ess you are given e ma mg signa.
Do not take that which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they my out to be relieved.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic alter havin
all you have obtained.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not kill notahuman animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
SATANIST
You so want to be one right now.
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Submitted: 12/12/2010
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User avatar #5 - lvademon (12/12/2010) [-]
DESTROY THEM!!!!!!!!
User avatar #4 - WirelessWizard (12/12/2010) [-]
wow... I never knew I was a satanist all along...
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User avatar #1 - MuahahaOfLore (12/12/2010) [-]
this could apply to /b/
#12 - anonymous (12/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
your joking right... satanists reference twilight *facepalm* I have no desire to be associated with anything that even hints at the existence that number 6 does.
#10 - anonymous (12/13/2010) [-]
Lies.
User avatar #9 - AustintheAtrain (12/13/2010) [-]
nope. still don't want to be one
User avatar #8 - JklnHyd (12/13/2010) [-]
Satan seems like much less of a dick than god.
#7 - Imbtrtenu (12/13/2010) [-]
READ NUMBER 6 NOA
User avatar #6 - Mallorybutterfly (12/13/2010) [-]
#10 made me lol
#3 - anonymous (12/12/2010) [-]
im a satanist anyway :l
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