Woman's Guide. A guide to what a man is saying. A WOMAN' S GUIDE TO WHATA MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I' M HUNGRY. I' m hungry. I' M SLEEPY. I' m sleepy. I' M TIRED.  woman man Guide sex
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Woman's Guide. A guide to what a man is saying. A WOMAN' S GUIDE TO WHATA MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I' M HUNGRY. I' m hungry. I' M SLEEPY. I' m sleepy. I' M TIRED.

A guide to what a man is saying

A WOMAN' S GUIDE TO WHATA MAN IS REALLY SAYING:
I' M HUNGRY.
I' m hungry.
I' M SLEEPY.
I' m sleepy.
I' M TIRED.
I' m tired.
I' GOTTA GO.
Get nut the way and stay away until it clears.
WHAT' S WRONG?
I dank see why yeu' re making such a big deal nut this.
WHAT' S WRONG?
What meaningless : trauma are yum gaing through new?
YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
I liked it better befire.
YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
and it deosn' t leek that much different!
YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
Far they sheild have GIVEN YOU hair!
LET' S TALK, HONEY.
I' m trying ta impress yum by shewing yum that I am a deep persin, and maybe then yeu' d like ta have sex with me.
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
leant ta make it illegal far yum ta have sex with ether guys.
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Submitted: 12/30/2009
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User avatar #2 - shlacka (12/31/2009) [-]
You don't see many of these. But all of them are right.
User avatar #1 - Mrdarkler (12/31/2009) [-]
marriage doesn't make it illegal.... and save for the repeats I thought it was pretty funny though.
#5 to #1 - anon (12/31/2009) [-]
It does in some places where the government thinks it's their business what you consenting adults do with each other. Glad you don't live in one of those places.
#3 - Almondania (12/31/2009) [-]
I want a sandwhich.
Now.
User avatar #6 to #3 - Harvest (12/31/2009) [-]
Then do something about it and have your woman get it for you
User avatar #7 to #6 - Sonos (12/31/2009) [-]
my woman will burn my sammich *tears*
#8 to #7 - anon (12/31/2009) [-]
poor guy
#9 - anon (12/31/2009) [-]
this is sooo ******* sexist i hate these ************* things
#11 to #9 - anon (12/31/2009) [-]
its actually more offensive to men
#10 to #9 - anon (12/31/2009) [-]
its not really sexist...
its more a guide.

it would be sexist if it had actual topics that were sexist, none of the lines in there was sexist.

wow sexist "im tired"
good lord, what horrible sexist words..

think before you send stupid comments, you are the reason this has to be here, men already knew all that. (NOW THATS SEXIST, or moreso)
User avatar #4 - PETERGRIFIN (12/31/2009) [-]
hey lois,im loozing my buzz and a need more talent juice.
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