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Dark Jokes. Some credit to sickipedia.org.<br /> HOLY ! FRONT PAGE! I JUST JIZZED OVER MY KEYBOARD! THANKYOU!. Theepictroll I got fired from my job as a t

Some credit to sickipedia.org.<br />
HOLY **** ! FRONT PAGE! I JUST JIZZED OVER MY KEYBOARD! THANKYOU!

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I got fired from my job as a train station announcer yesterday.
All I said was "If anyone has lost a small child, he has been found on platforms 3, 4 and 5."
I was following a young girl down a dark alley last night.
She suddenly noticed me behind her, so I said,
Dona worry, Tm not a rapist, Tm just walking home"
That‘ s what a rapist would say." she replied.
Turned out it was.
I saw a poor old lady fall unconscious in the snow today.
Well Tm assuming she was poor, she only had in her purse.
That‘ s all for today. Keep being
awesome. Feedback appreciated.
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Submitted: 12/10/2010
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User avatar #215 - theflyingmonkey (12/11/2010) [-]
whats the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage.
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what's worse than 10 dead babies tied to one tree?

1 dead baby tied to 10 trees.
#148 - VelvetQ (12/11/2010) [-]
I was walking with a girl in the woods the other day. She said the woods are scary and she was frightened.


I said "You think you're scared? I have to walk back to the car by myself"
User avatar #243 - chaosbrae (12/11/2010) [-]
DEAD BABY JOKES.

what do you do when you see a baby with half a face? stop laughing and reload.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a ferrari in my garage.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? i have to take off my boots to jump on a trampoline.

how do you save a baby from drowning? a harpoon.
#225 - glade (12/11/2010) [-]
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#273 to #225 - EIGHTROUNDS **User deleted account** (12/13/2010) [-]
wow nice way of getting thumbs post only pics of old gifs
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User avatar #254 to #236 - KnowerOfTheDark (12/11/2010) [-]
WITH SHOES
User avatar #68 - lifealert (12/11/2010) [-]
Go to a paintball fight. Bring dye packs from the bank. Remote detonation. Kaboom!
(also the paint lasts for quite a while)
User avatar #233 - KiteFlyingBob (12/11/2010) [-]
"some credit to sickipedia.org& quot; - hmmm... I think the title should be "Sickipedia copy/pasta". I've read ALL these jokes before; and you'll never guess where.
User avatar #220 - kyozpsycho (12/11/2010) [-]
what did the blind crippled kid get for christmas? cancer! :D *awkward silence*
#188 - anon (12/11/2010) [-]
Why did I think this would be about black people?
#164 - Griketwentyten (12/11/2010) [-]
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#229 - mynameisntearl (12/11/2010) [-]
I was chasing a girl with a dildo through the park.

I would have left her alone, if she'd just given me back my dildo.
User avatar #167 - TATTYBOJANGLES (12/11/2010) [-]
jokes from sickipedia are not meant for funnyjunk......there made for sickipedia.... and facebook statuses.... and tweets... and text messages..... and conversation.... you know what, just put them on funnyjunk
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#128 to #124 - LaBarata (12/11/2010) [-]
Oh god I love you xD
Oh god I love you xD
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User avatar #142 to #124 - Dymentia (12/11/2010) [-]
What a jackass.

Which makes you the perfect funnyjunker, thumbs for you.
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#186 to #181 - swiggee (12/11/2010) [-]
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#30 - WINmadeofFAIL (12/11/2010) [-]
Rorschack would find this funny
#50 to #30 - GrammarNaziTwo (12/11/2010) [-]
But Deadpool probably invented them.
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#9 - nyrintriball (12/10/2010) [-]
Everyone that posted before me gets a thumb as well as the content. Last one, awesome, MOAR
User avatar #42 - firegrunt (12/11/2010) [-]
You know what the best thing is about rapeing blind people?... They never see it coming.
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