Dark Jokes. Some credit to sickipedia.org.<br /> HOLY ! FRONT PAGE! I JUST JIZZED OVER MY KEYBOARD! THANKYOU!. Theepictroll I got fired from my job as a t Dark Jokes Some credit to sickipedia org <br /> HOLY ! FRONT PAGE! I JUST JIZZED OVER MY KEYBOARD! THANKYOU! Theepictroll got fired from my job as a t
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Dark Jokes. Some credit to sickipedia.org.<br /> HOLY ! FRONT PAGE! I JUST JIZZED OVER MY KEYBOARD! THANKYOU!. Theepictroll I got fired from my job as a t

Some credit to sickipedia.org.<br />
HOLY ****! FRONT PAGE! I JUST JIZZED OVER MY KEYBOARD! THANKYOU!

Theepictroll
I got fired from my job as a train station announcer yesterday.
All I said was "If anyone has lost a small child, he has been found on platforms 3, 4 and 5."
I was following a young girl down a dark alley last night.
She suddenly noticed me behind her, so I said,
Dona worry, Tm not a rapist, Tm just walking home"
That‘ s what a rapist would say." she replied.
Turned out it was.
I saw a poor old lady fall unconscious in the snow today.
Well Tm assuming she was poor, she only had in her purse.
That‘ s all for today. Keep being
awesome. Feedback appreciated.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#148 - VelvetQ
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I was walking with a girl in the woods the other day. She said the woods are scary and she was frightened.


I said "You think you're scared? I have to walk back to the car by myself"
#185 to #148 - swiggee
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#124 - jaybwell **User deleted account**
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User avatar #142 to #124 - Dymentia
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What a jackass.

Which makes you the perfect funnyjunker, thumbs for you.
#128 to #124 - LaBarata
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Oh god I love you xD
Oh god I love you xD
#133 to #128 - jaybwell **User deleted account**
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#30 - WINmadeofFAIL
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Rorschack would find this funny
#50 to #30 - GrammarNaziTwo
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But Deadpool probably invented them.
User avatar #68 - lifealert
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Go to a paintball fight. Bring dye packs from the bank. Remote detonation. Kaboom!
(also the paint lasts for quite a while)
User avatar #35 - WillWalrus
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This guy is really horny, but all he has is two dollars. He goes to the nearest whore house and says to the man working there, "Look, I`m really horny, but all I have is two dollars. What can I get?"
"Well, the cheapest we have is one hundred dollars. But I`ll cut you a deal on two conditions. For two dollars, I`ll let you go down two doors on the right, but you have to wear a black condom, and leave the lights out!"

"A while later he comes back out and says "Well, the sex was pretty good but why did I have to wear the black condom?"

"You gotta show some respect for the dead!"
#230 to #35 - ninjaclone
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User avatar #231 to #35 - ninjaclone
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EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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i love this joke
#181 - EpicRandomnes **User deleted account**
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#186 to #181 - swiggee
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User avatar #215 - theflyingmonkey
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whats the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage.
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what's worse than 10 dead babies tied to one tree?

1 dead baby tied to 10 trees.
User avatar #151 - potatomonkeys
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Epileptic Santa:

"He seizures when hes sleeping"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.
#159 to #151 - polop
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Why did the boy lose the race? because he had no legs.
#75 - Kelsenial
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The only thing worse than ten babies in a dumpster is one baby in ten dumpsters
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User avatar #18 - readyforrebirth
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"were gonna have sex tonight."
"why do you think that?"
"because im stronger than you."