Dark Jokes. Some credit to sickipedia.org.<br /> HOLY ! FRONT PAGE! I JUST JIZZED OVER MY KEYBOARD! THANKYOU!. Theepictroll I got fired from my job as a t Dark Jokes Some credit to sickipedia org <br /> HOLY ! FRONT PAGE! I JUST JIZZED OVER MY KEYBOARD! THANKYOU! Theepictroll got fired from my job as a t
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Dark Jokes. Some credit to sickipedia.org.<br /> HOLY ! FRONT PAGE! I JUST JIZZED OVER MY KEYBOARD! THANKYOU!. Theepictroll I got fired from my job as a t

Some credit to sickipedia.org.<br />
HOLY ****! FRONT PAGE! I JUST JIZZED OVER MY KEYBOARD! THANKYOU!

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I got fired from my job as a train station announcer yesterday.
All I said was "If anyone has lost a small child, he has been found on platforms 3, 4 and 5."
I was following a young girl down a dark alley last night.
She suddenly noticed me behind her, so I said,
Dona worry, Tm not a rapist, Tm just walking home"
That‘ s what a rapist would say." she replied.
Turned out it was.
I saw a poor old lady fall unconscious in the snow today.
Well Tm assuming she was poor, she only had in her purse.
That‘ s all for today. Keep being
awesome. Feedback appreciated.
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Views: 54535 Submitted: 12/10/2010