Triplet. I have not made this, but it made me laugh.<br /> Thumbs if you like it.<br /> Visit my profile for more.. A woman was pregnant with triple
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Triplet. I have not made this, but it made me laugh.<br /> Thumbs if you like it.<br /> Visit my profile for more.. A woman was pregnant with triple

I have not made this, but it made me laugh.<br />
Thumbs if you like it.<br />
Visit my profile for more.

A woman was pregnant with triplets, 2 girls and I boy.
One day she needed to go to the bank for some money,
but when she got there she arrived to find a robbery
was taking place.
The woman got shot by the criminal 3 times around the stomach.
When the woman went to the hospital the doctor said
the triplets would be fine but operating would be to
risky so the bullets were left in.
16 years later one of the girl triplets came into
her mothers room crying, her mum asked her
what was wrong, the girl said " i was peeing and this
bullet came out" so the mother told her what
happened 16 years ago.
The next day the same thing happened with the other
girl triplet, so the mother told
her what happened 16 years ago.
The day after that the boy triplet came into his
mothers room crying, the mother said to him
let me guess, you were peeing and a bullet came out?"
the boy replied "no, i was jerking off
and i shot the dog".
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Submitted: 12/30/2009
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#27 - John Cena (12/30/2009) [-]
who the **** would jack off near there dog????
#30 to #27 - John Cena (12/30/2009) [-]
me. They also willingly suck your cock (with a little peanut butter, heh heh)
#32 to #30 - John Cena (12/30/2009) [-]
Okay, look man...if you're gonna do something weird like that...don't tell someone, let alone post where anyone can see it...
#39 to #30 - John Cena (12/30/2009) [-]
desperate much
#41 to #39 - John Cena (12/30/2009) [-]
id like to see that...
#49 to #41 - John Cena (12/30/2009) [-]
O MY FK*N GOD ITS A HUGE FK*N PURPLE LINE **** ....... IM HIGH



Captcha- Hatch lol
#50 to #49 - John Cena (12/30/2009) [-]
Samething happened with my dog, except I was ******* a sammich
#37 to #30 - John Cena (12/30/2009) [-]
NICE! i love to do that too! and with my cat because she has a sandpaper tongue :D
#35 to #30 - John Cena (12/30/2009) [-]
YOU DISGUST THE SQUIGGLY!
#46 to #35 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (12/30/2009) [-]
wut
#56 to #30 - John Cena (12/31/2009) [-]
wow #30, a lil lonely, are u?
#59 to #56 - John Cena (12/31/2009) [-]
Im just keeping the purple line on the left going so ignore my comment.
captcha= walsh
User avatar #69 to #59 - Ddubber (12/31/2009) [-]
@ #40 Is there some place i can meet you?
#80 to #69 - John Cena (12/31/2009) [-]
its probably some fat nerd pretending to be a chick
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#12 - John Cena (12/30/2009) [-]
I laughed then realized why the **** was the dog in jizz range?
User avatar #68 to #12 - Ddubber (12/31/2009) [-]
It's called peanut butter and a freindly dog. captcha:peepy
User avatar #53 - AnObeseCat (12/31/2009) [-]
I was jacking off and my cat attacked my cock. I then had to go to the hospital and it was the most embarrassing moment of my life.
#83 to #53 - John Cena (12/31/2009) [-]
OMG DID UR PENIS DIE?


where was his his funeral?
User avatar #63 to #53 - ObersterDeutsch (12/31/2009) [-]
.......W-wow j-just wow dude.
#66 to #53 - John Cena (12/31/2009) [-]
th irony? you name is "an obese CAT"
#75 to #53 - John Cena (12/31/2009) [-]
Your kitty thought it was a Mini-frankfurt
User avatar #47 - shlacka (12/30/2009) [-]
I assume he shot through the door, or something. You can't jack-off near a dog, they'll just try licking it off.
User avatar #51 to #47 - Emilyd (12/31/2009) [-]
i dont wanna know why yu know that...
#52 to #51 - John Cena (12/31/2009) [-]
well personal experience obviously
#19 - MelancholyMuffin (12/30/2009) [-]
He came bullets
#15 - John Cena (12/30/2009) [-]
i don't want to jinx it but i'm finally finding funny stuff on funnyjunk. is the cloud of darkness disappearing?
#18 to #15 - John Cena (12/30/2009) [-]
No Cloud of Darkness didn't leave it is just that her and Exdeath finally tied the knot and now they are gonna destroy the universe.
#7 - John Cena (12/30/2009) [-]
it totally would have been funnier if the boy said, "No, I was doing my girlfriend and shot her! I guess condoms aren't protection enough."
#89 - John Cena (12/31/2009) [-]
Why the hell would he spank it with his dick pointed at the dog??? Oo
#114 - John Cena (12/31/2009) [-]
repost. but still funny as hell
User avatar #116 to #114 - ThatCoolGuy (12/31/2009) [-]
this is ******* so much old but it never loses the fun :D
User avatar #120 to #116 - felixthemaster (12/31/2009) [-]
u commented on my pic!
ahahah
#62 - Gigantor (12/31/2009) [-]
ok id heard of people using peanut butter before but reading through the comments to this has really opened my eyes to the number ****** up ppl...
#23 - John Cena (12/30/2009) [-]
DAMN! i tought only chuck norris was able to do that...
#25 to #23 - John Cena (12/30/2009) [-]
its chuck norris when he was young
User avatar #21 - Arsonist (12/30/2009) [-]
How come he was able to fap? The bullet lodged in him is probably the size of a kidney stone, he'd be in agonizing pain trying to get it out.
#95 - John Cena (12/31/2009) [-]
so why was he jerking to the dog?
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#98 to #95 - John Cena (12/31/2009) [-]
you are such a retard
#101 to #95 - John Cena (12/31/2009) [-]
for the same reason you jerk yours duh!
#13 - John Cena (12/30/2009) [-]
Why was he fapping near the dog?
User avatar #26 to #13 - joneez (12/30/2009) [-]
Dog + peanut butter. Er, not that I'd do anything like that.
#64 to #13 - John Cena (12/31/2009) [-]
my dog scratches at the door anytime its closed.

Solution: leave door open and let the dog watch
#16 to #13 - John Cena (12/30/2009) [-]
or fapping to the dog? wow screwed up
#60 to #16 - John Cena (12/31/2009) [-]
or was the dog was fapping him? . _ .
Just a thought (not the best of them)
#99 - John Cena (12/31/2009) [-]
looks like
*puts on glasses*
He didn't see it coming
YEahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#100 to #99 - John Cena (12/31/2009) [-]
*hands u napkin* but you certainly did... you got a lil on ur hair pal.
#105 to #100 - John Cena (12/31/2009) [-]
the victim was pecked to death by chickens
looks like it was
*puts on glasses*
foul play
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#107 to #105 - John Cena (12/31/2009) [-]
people are too stupid to know what a fowl is so you're an diot
#113 - John Cena (12/31/2009) [-]
DICK GUN
User avatar #117 to #113 - ThatCoolGuy (12/31/2009) [-]
ra tatata tat at at tatata
#85 - John Cena (12/31/2009) [-]
"dog dead on the floor"

boy - ooooh snap *shakes head*

captcha = extoi well depends which way you look at your dog......
#72 - John Cena (12/31/2009) [-]
LOL!!!!
LOVE IT!!
User avatar #10 - Smashleigh (12/30/2009) [-]
Hahahaha hella funny (Y)
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