dude. wasn't me i found this. Four years age, when i was , I named that my tram window is very reflective m i was pretending to dive in slaw reation and sheet,


wasn't me i found this

Four years age, when i was ,
I named that my tram window is very
reflective m i was pretending to dive
in slaw reation and sheet, dual style
Suddenly‘ a really hat girl walked past
and i was startled and fell aver. Embarrassed
waited tar a bit and then stead up,
As 1 shat: up i saw her ? v/ y shaming an
imaginary title from behind a can
We then ta do this tar
minutes until she did an extremely dramatic death.
She waasnt getting up an I went amide ta meet her
Chee I get to where she was there was nathing
but a piece at paper with a mobile number an it,
Today, we are getting married.
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#8 - OOOOOOOOOO (12/10/2010) [+] (5 replies)
And then you realize you were in a coma for the last 5 years.
Your family forgot about you, your wife committed suicide, and your daughter is in a foster home.
When you leave the hospital Your car is still in the parking lot the way you left it, your cat in the passenger seat waiting for you still after 5 years.
*BAM* you wake up again to realize you have no family and your name is Faggoth Mcgabboth And you live in the 1700's. You tell all the people of your dream and they think you are a witch and they throw you off a cliff and into an ocean.
You swim to an island that you name Internet and you spend the rest of your life they're. All alone, eating small shrimp.
#40 - supercigarbros (12/10/2010) [+] (1 reply)
#35 - briancb (12/10/2010) [-]
Why can't my life be this average...
#98 - ArsonistBug (12/10/2010) [-]
About three months ago, I was alone shopping at a 24/7 grocery store around 3am. I grabbed a cart and began doing my shopping. Obviously I was the only patron at the store so I began to run and jump onto my cart and glide down the aisles at a rapid pace. Around the fourth or fifth aisle I flew through a blind corner and ended up running into a cute girl and her cart. I instantly turned red and apologized. She laughed and actually challenged me to a race! We spend the next hour racing down aisles, and I can happily say we have been dating for two months now.

Not really, cause I made the whole thing up.
User avatar #105 - didhedied (12/10/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Where the **** is the "now kiss" picture?!!!
#106 to #105 - potatomonkeys (12/10/2010) [-]
You're welcome :D
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#39 - Underwire (12/10/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Coppied word for word from a previous story.
Coppied word for word from a previous story.
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#12 - aznmalaysian (12/10/2010) [+] (1 reply)
awww :3
awww :3
User avatar #70 - originalposter (12/10/2010) [-]
I wish I carried paper and pen everywhere...and looked into peoples houses when I walk by..
User avatar #1 - burningvinesdrumer (12/09/2010) [-]
now thats a good situation
#31 - Underwire (12/10/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Copied word for word.
Copied word for word.
User avatar #37 to #31 - DrWilson (12/10/2010) [-]
Isn't it quite ironic how you reposted this GIF, just sayin'.
#16 - iNom (12/10/2010) [-]
<--- My face when i red
#4 - lnseth (12/10/2010) [+] (3 replies)
#177 - monstar (12/10/2010) [+] (2 replies)
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#95 - bardielbardiel (12/10/2010) [+] (3 replies)

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User avatar #64 - DaGrammarNazi (12/10/2010) [+] (2 replies)
You lucky bastard...
User avatar #72 to #68 - DaGrammarNazi (12/10/2010) [-]
I think "M.L.I.A" should stand for "My Life Is Awesome".
#74 - VelvetQ (12/10/2010) [-]
Directed by Wes Anderson.
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