Shit House poems. I will not do another, unless i find some brilliant ones on the stalls, or inspiration hits while im taking a ...<br /> there might be s
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Shit House poems

Shit House poems. I will not do another, unless i find some brilliant ones on the stalls, or inspiration hits while im taking a ...<br /> there might be s

I will not do another, unless i find some brilliant ones on the stalls, or inspiration hits while im taking a **** ...<br />
there might be something there. <br />
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**** House Poets
when iwas a kid, I use to write on the bathroom just like everyone else. In this
day and age, i find out that i was a **** house Poet. I did not write as good as
what you are about to see, because back then iwas only a lad. I stumbled upon a
website filled with this poetry, and nostaglia filled the air. not to bore you with
my past, here is some bathroom wall **** House poetry.
ATTENTION: The title only means where they have been found, they can, and
will, be used anywhere.
Unisex Stalls:
1. This toilet paper L Here I sit,
is like John Wayne. pushing and a flexing.
Tough as nails and Just gave birth
dont take ******* To another Texan.
4. Here I sit
all cold and dirty,
killing time V»
Bush could be
president of
your country.
And my all time favorite unisex
bathroom stall quote...
8. Pity the poor bastard
who' s poetic ability is
enhanced by the smell
of **** .
3. Please Do Not
Throw Toothpick
in The Urinals The
Crabs can Pole Vault.
S. Imjesus loves me,
why does he keep
calling out other
people' s names in
7. Sug pung, do ling
suck balls,
die young"
Woman' s stall:
1. Your **** must feel
real good if your
looking up here.
written on cieling.)
my bones,
4. Here I sit
Pm at a loss
Trying to ****
out taco sauce
I know Pm gonna
drop a load
I only hope
I don' t explode.
6. Killing for
peace is like
******* for
I thought this one would be
funnier ifi didn' t think it
was written by a woman
8. If black is beautiful,
Ijust **** a masterpiece.
Men' s Stall:
2. Some come here to sit and think, 3. anyone can piss on
some come here to **** and stink,
but I come here to itch my balls,
and read the writing on the walls.
1. a man must have
great ambition in life
to have to write his
name on the wall ofa
bathroom stall.
4. Don' t beam me
up Scottie, I' m
taking a Sh...
6. Born on a
mountain, I
raised in a cave,
******* and
is all I crave.
And finally...
8. Birdie, Birdie,
In the Snow
With broken wing
and frozen toes.
I drew it closer
with bits of bread,
picked up a rock,
and smashed in its head.
2. Sticks and stones may break
but whips and chains excite me,
throw me down, and tie me up
and show me that you like me.
3. written on left:
Toilet tennis*
look right.
written on right:
look left.
5. I was here,
but now i' m not.
I sat right here,
and had some pot.
I' m writing this,
to make a point.
Lifes a bitch,
so smoke a joint.
7. If you voted for
Bush don' t ****
here your asshole
is in Washington.
the floor to impress
me, **** on the
ceiling. (on ceiling in
brown ink) wheres
my medal?
5. Why are you
staring at the wall....
the joke is in your
7. They paint these
walls to stop my pen.
But the **** house
poet has struck
So go out and grab a sharpie and let the legend live on.
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User avatar #21 - Chickenfist (12/08/2010) [-]
Here I sit, broken hearted
Came to **** and only farted,
later on i took a chance,
went to fart and **** my pants.
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#1 - doctorwhonerd (12/08/2010) [-]
i will, here i sit all broken hearted, tried to cum but only farted
#25 to #1 - cameren (12/09/2010) [-]
here i sit in the mist, trying to jizz but only piss
here i sit in the mist, trying to jizz but only piss
#6 to #1 - Agarwaen **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 - adamperna (12/10/2010) [-]
i would roll the toilet paper back a little and write stuff down on em' like your going to die
User avatar #16 - thirdeyefuck (12/08/2010) [-]
Here i sit, broken-hearted.
Had to **** , but only farted.
#17 to #16 - haavefaaith (12/08/2010) [-]
classic trucker-stop poem.
User avatar #2 - whomadewho (12/08/2010) [-]
Sitting on the toilet,
hoping inspiration to hit.
think i might have somthing,
nope its only ****
User avatar #7 - karidagur ONLINE (12/08/2010) [-]
i am supost to make a poem for school so thanks for this
User avatar #8 to #7 - whomadewho (12/08/2010) [-]
no problem, i suggest the birdie one, or the broken hearted one
User avatar #9 to #8 - karidagur ONLINE (12/08/2010) [-]
ok thanks man
User avatar #10 to #9 - karidagur ONLINE (12/08/2010) [-]
P.S. is subscribed for you
User avatar #12 to #10 - whomadewho (12/08/2010) [-]
well thanks im not making anymore so go to link for more
#13 to #12 - karidagur ONLINE (12/08/2010) [-]
no i subscribed a long time ago i love scary myths can you make more of those please
User avatar #15 to #13 - whomadewho (12/08/2010) [-]
im done with the **** house poems, not from everything
User avatar #30 - TheReich (12/10/2010) [-]
I came to this throne, alone and dreary,
trying to **** while weak and weary.
Over many a quaint and curious poems of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, I was laughing, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my ******** door.
`I'm taking a **** ,' I muttered, `tapping at my ******** door -
Only this, and nothing more.'
#32 to #30 - drunktroller (12/14/2010) [-]
YOU ARE GOD!!! I laughed so hard that I could not breathe!
User avatar #22 - DjJoker (12/08/2010) [-]
One I saw many years ago:

When I was a girl a girl of nine or ten
I would finger myself again and again
now I am a woman fully fledged
and fully grown
I can stick all four fingers
and half my F***ing arm!

True story.
User avatar #26 - Strudel (12/09/2010) [-]
i wrote down some asshole's phone number when he blurted it out in class. it is now written in the last stall on the right in my local mall
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#18 - djgeeza (12/08/2010) [-]
some come here to sit and think,
some come here to **** and stink
I come here to scratch my balls

#38 - anon (01/11/2015) [-]
I've got two..

In days of old when knights were bold, and rubbers weren't invented,
they tied a sock around their cock, and babies were prevented.

There once was a man named Lou,
he didn't know what to do,
so he dreamed about Venus,
played with his penis,
and woke up with a hand full of goo.
#37 - zerkerex (04/25/2014) [-]
>brown ink
#36 - anon (10/14/2013) [-]
Those who write on walls,
roll their **** into little balls.
Those who read these words of wit,
Eats those little balls of **** .
#35 - anon (06/17/2013) [-]
those who write on **** house walls
roll their **** in little balls
those who read these words of wit
eat those little balls of ****
User avatar #33 - psychobear (12/17/2010) [-]
here i sit,
lonley hearted,
tried to **** ,
but only farted.
User avatar #31 - Crusader (12/11/2010) [-]
I sit here on my throne of ****
Remembering all the people who had to use a pit
I give thanks for our new technology
and do give out an apology
I do hope they don't call the medics
Cause I accidentally shared the brownies filled with diuretics
User avatar #27 - DANEATSfatKIDS (12/09/2010) [-]
One i saw back in my junior high days "why are you looking here the joke's in your hand" made me lol
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