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Shit House poems

 
Shit House poems. I will not do another, unless i find some brilliant ones on the stalls, or inspiration hits while im taking a ...<br /> there might be s

I will not do another, unless i find some brilliant ones on the stalls, or inspiration hits while im taking a ****...<br />
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Shit House Poets
when iwas a kid, I use to write on the bathroom just like everyone else. In this
day and age, i find out that i was a Shit house Poet. I did not write as good as
what you are about to see, because back then iwas only a lad. I stumbled upon a
website filled with this poetry, and nostaglia filled the air. not to bore you with
my past, here is some bathroom wall Shit House poetry.
ATTENTION: The title only means where they have been found, they can, and
will, be used anywhere.
Unisex Stalls:
1. This toilet paper L Here I sit,
is like John Wayne. pushing and a flexing.
Tough as nails and Just gave birth
dont take shitoad To another Texan.
nobody.
4. Here I sit
all cold and dirty,
killing time V»
Bush could be
president of
your country.
And my all time favorite unisex
bathroom stall quote...
8. Pity the poor bastard
who' s poetic ability is
enhanced by the smell
of shit.
3. Please Do Not
Throw Toothpick
in The Urinals The
Crabs can Pole Vault.
S. Imjesus loves me,
why does he keep
calling out other
people' s names in
bed?
7. Sug pung, do ling
translation.)
suck balls,
die young"
Woman' s stall:
1. Your shit must feel
real good if your
looking up here.
written on cieling.)
my bones,
4. Here I sit
Pm at a loss
Trying to shit
out taco sauce
I know Pm gonna
drop a load
I only hope
I don' t explode.
6. Killing for
peace is like
fucking for
chastity.
I thought this one would be
funnier ifi didn' t think it
was written by a woman
8. If black is beautiful,
Ijust shit a masterpiece.
Men' s Stall:
2. Some come here to sit and think, 3. anyone can piss on
some come here to shit and stink,
but I come here to itch my balls,
and read the writing on the walls.
1. a man must have
great ambition in life
to have to write his
name on the wall ofa
bathroom stall.
4. Don' t beam me
up Scottie, I' m
taking a Sh...
6. Born on a
mountain, I
raised in a cave,
fuckin' and
truckin',
is all I crave.
And finally...
8. Birdie, Birdie,
In the Snow
With broken wing
and frozen toes.
I drew it closer
with bits of bread,
picked up a rock,
and smashed in its head.
2. Sticks and stones may break
but whips and chains excite me,
throw me down, and tie me up
and show me that you like me.
3. written on left:
Toilet tennis*
look right.
written on right:
look left.
5. I was here,
but now i' m not.
I sat right here,
and had some pot.
I' m writing this,
to make a point.
Lifes a bitch,
so smoke a joint.
7. If you voted for
Bush don' t shit
here your asshole
is in Washington.
the floor to impress
me, shit on the
ceiling. (on ceiling in
brown ink) wheres
my medal?
5. Why are you
staring at the wall....
the joke is in your
hand.
7. They paint these
walls to stop my pen.
But the Shit house
poet has struck
again.
So go out and grab a sharpie and let the legend live on.
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Views: 32069 Submitted: 12/08/2010