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why my boyfriend almost beat me.

TRUE STORY. <br />
i let my bf open is present early, i really did this to him. <br />
HAPPY ENDING: i really did get him an xbox, i was just fucking with him. <br />...more »
TRUE STORY. <br />
i let my bf open is present early, i really did this to him. <br />
HAPPY ENDING: i really did get him an xbox, i was just fucking with him. <br />
he nearly went all chris brown on my ass.
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User avatar #814 - Stewieisking (12/20/2010) [-]
kill yourself yu stupid bitch
#813 - anonymous (12/14/2010) [-]
Funny how i seen this a month ago and you claim to have done it yourself.
User avatar #810 - ShapeShifter (12/09/2010) [-]
u were fucking with him and then fucked him right?
User avatar #811 to #810 - imsoskyhigh **User deleted account** (12/09/2010) [-]
correct.
#809 - imtofunny (12/08/2010) [-]
why would he almost beat her i would have killed her
#800 - anonymous (12/08/2010) [-]
My dad's done this before to me -_-
#792 - Seriousjunk (12/08/2010) [-]
could have at least gotten him the most current installment, Eclipse.
#808 to #792 - anonymous (12/08/2010) [-]
#791 - anonymous (12/08/2010) [-]
I wish I had a girlfriend like you. That was really sweet. :)
#812 to #788 - anonymous (12/14/2010) [-]
hahahahaha dumb niggers
#785 - anonymous (12/08/2010) [-]
*roll*9
User avatar #775 - nimbobly (12/08/2010) [-]
"almost" should not be in the title
User avatar #774 - CameronZOOP (12/08/2010) [-]
why? WHYYY?!
#771 - cookiemuncher (12/08/2010) [-]
that is a cruel joke, but its awesome you still got him the xbox
that is a cruel joke, but its awesome you still got him the xbox
#763 - lambofgodbro (12/08/2010) [-]
wouldn't the box be extremely light lol
User avatar #764 to #763 - imsoskyhigh **User deleted account** (12/08/2010) [-]
*sigh* i put a brick in it.
im going to have to explain this so many times XD
#766 to #764 - lambofgodbro (12/08/2010) [-]
haha sorry couldnt be bothered going though 764 comments :p
User avatar #770 to #766 - imsoskyhigh **User deleted account** (12/08/2010) [-]
its okay lol, i have no life, i have time to explain things (:
#780 to #770 - lambofgodbro (12/08/2010) [-]
haha dont worry, us funny junkies are family, we don't judge
#758 - Rraaggee (12/08/2010) [-]
send her box o rape
#757 - FreeCANCER (12/08/2010) [-]
srsly i would do this
User avatar #755 - shinigamigod ONLINE (12/08/2010) [-]
1. make up story
2. include twilight joke
3. ?????
4. profit
User avatar #756 to #755 - imsoskyhigh **User deleted account** (12/08/2010) [-]
<_<
i did not make this shit up.
#768 to #756 - Teknine (12/08/2010) [-]
Another interesting fact: I was born yesterday ;)
User avatar #759 to #756 - shinigamigod ONLINE (12/08/2010) [-]
just like every other story ive read here on FJ basically every single one is made up for thumbs, the fact that your gender is set to female is the only other reason why this got 3x as many thumbs as any other made up story on here, once again the retarded sheep of FJ followed the thumb whore shepard
#772 to #759 - anonymous (12/08/2010) [-]
I WILL AGREE WITH YOU. IT WAS GOING FINE AND REALISTIC UNTIL I SAW THIS PIC. ANYONE WITH A BRAIN COULD FIGURE OUT THAT THE PIC IS FAKE. IF SHE INCLUDED A REAL PIC IT WOULD HAVE WORKED. MAY BE SHE DOESN'T OWN A CAMERA BUT SHE SURE DOES OWN A PHONE. I'M NOT BEING NEGATIVE ABOUT THE WHOLE THING, THIS IS PURE FUNNY EVEN IF ITS FAKE. BUT THERE WAS NO NEED TO LIE. :)
User avatar #778 to #772 - imsoskyhigh **User deleted account** (12/08/2010) [-]
that picture wasnt meant to look real. i didnt take a picture of it, so i edited one in order to tell the story...
#781 to #778 - anonymous (12/08/2010) [-]
YOU JUST GAVE ME THE OBVIOUS ANSWER. DARLING YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIE. IMAGINING YOU NOT TAKING A PICTURE OF THE WHOLE THING IS SAME AS IMAGINING SOMEONE NOT TAKING THEIR OWN SALARY. BOTH OF US KNOW THAT IF YOU INCLUDED THAT PICTURE YOU COULD HAVE GONE OVER THE STRATOSPHERE.
#765 to #759 - Teknine (12/08/2010) [-]
HAHAHAA I couldn't have put it better in better words!

..Well I could, I'm a n English major, but you get the point! I agree
User avatar #769 to #765 - shinigamigod ONLINE (12/08/2010) [-]
as ive stated before, 95% of the people on this site at 12-17 idiots who will thumb almost anything which is an obvious thumb whore, 3% are 18+ people who are the thumb whores, 1% post funny stuff for the heck of it, dont even need to try anymore cos anything they post will get front page
and finnaly the last 1% which i fall under, i dont give an honest fuck at all, and will laugh at how pathetic the first 98% of FJers are
#776 to #769 - Teknine (12/08/2010) [-]
Lol nicely said sir. Count me into the 1%
#782 to #776 - anonymous (12/08/2010) [-]
BECAUSE OF THAT 95% I LEFT FUNNYJUNK.
#793 to #782 - Teknine (12/08/2010) [-]
But you're still here wtf! lol
User avatar #762 to #759 - imsoskyhigh **User deleted account** (12/08/2010) [-]
so...becuase other retards makes shit up, it automatically means i made this up? ok dude, whatever floats your boat.
#783 to #762 - FunnyFailz (12/08/2010) [-]
dont worry, i'm a girl funnyjunkie too, i got your back(:
User avatar #784 to #783 - imsoskyhigh **User deleted account** (12/08/2010) [-]
i....i love you <3
#786 to #784 - FunnyFailz (12/08/2010) [-]
hahaaa, these guys never believe anything >.<
#794 to #786 - anonymous (12/08/2010) [-]
probably because the story included a guy having a girlfriend, so to them- it must be fake!! lulz.
#789 to #786 - imsoskyhigh **User deleted account** (12/08/2010) [-]
its all good.
User avatar #767 to #762 - shinigamigod ONLINE (12/08/2010) [-]
no im just smart enough to realise that its just a made up story, and not thumb anyway cos its not even funny anyway
and as i saw in an earlier comment with all the monkeys 'meanwhile at FJ' they see a female, start thumbing, cos they're all prepubesent teens
i just dont follow the thumb whore trends
#777 to #767 - anonymous (12/08/2010) [-]
lol but not smart enough to spell "realize" correctly
User avatar #779 to #777 - shinigamigod ONLINE (12/08/2010) [-]
the fact that you were able to tell what i was saying means that i dont give a flying fuck about my spelling or grammar
User avatar #751 - krii (12/08/2010) [-]
wouldn't he have realized that it is much lighter than an xbox....
#748 - anonymous (12/08/2010) [-]
almost beat you? thats what you call almost?
User avatar #750 to #748 - imsoskyhigh **User deleted account** (12/08/2010) [-]
oh my god O_O i fucking love you.
#747 - roflerman (12/08/2010) [-]
im wondering how your still able to post this, because you deserve the WORST beating ever
im wondering how your still able to post this, because you deserve the WORST beating ever
#743 - FlameTrainer (12/08/2010) [-]
Why would you do that to him?
User avatar #746 to #743 - imsoskyhigh **User deleted account** (12/08/2010) [-]
becuase it was super funny.
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