Why did the chicken cross the road?. So, why did the chicken cross the road?. Why did the chicken cross the road? DR. PHIL 2 The problem we have here is that th
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Why did the chicken cross the road?. So, why did the chicken cross the road?. Why did the chicken cross the road? DR. PHIL 2 The problem we have here is that th

So, why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?
DR. PHIL 2 The problem we have here is that this chicken
won' t realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the
road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road.
What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he' s acting by not taking
on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
if OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having
problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of
having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part
of life, I' m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across
the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens
GEORGE W. BUSH 2 We don' t really care why the chicken
crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the
road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle
around here.
A l COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see
the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...
DR SEUSS 2 Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it
with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I' not
been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY 2 To die in the rain. Alone.
GRANDPA 2 In my day we didn' t ask why the chicken crossed
the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was
good enough.
JOHN LENNON 2 Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing
roads together, in peace.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road,
BILL GATES: I have just released , which will not
only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
balance your chick book, Internet Explorer is an integral part of kchicken.
This new platform is much more stable and will never crake@&&"( C%
LAERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or
did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.
What is your definition of chicken?
K I COLONEL SANDERS: Dissmiss one?
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User avatar #51 - Jason Voorhees (12/29/2009) [-]
To get away from me.
User avatar #54 to #51 - FREECANDY (12/29/2009) [-]
to get away from ME wO.Ow
#59 to #54 - anon (12/29/2009) [-]
ha ha.....must be a baby chicken pedobear **** stick
#272 - anon (12/30/2009) [-]
Kanye west: Look chicken, i'm very happy for you and going to let continue to cross the road, but the two cows jokes are the best of all time
Billy mays: STFU
kanye west: :(
#276 to #272 - anon (12/31/2009) [-]
win
#288 to #276 - anon (01/03/2010) [-]
no thats a fail ********
#289 to #272 - anon (01/03/2010) [-]
correction; Kanye west: Look chicken, i'm very happy for you and going to let continue to cross the road, but the two cows jokes are the best of all time
Billy Mays: but wait there's more!
Taylor Swift: Guys um I'm not a chicken...
#8 - anon (12/29/2009) [-]
Colonel's still got it
User avatar #152 - KingShooey (12/29/2009) [-]
Why do us humans worry about a bird crossing a road? Now I wonder what the chickens think of us.

Chicken 1: "Yo Albert, watch what I can do.
*crosses road*

Humans: "WHY!?!?!?!"
#161 to #152 - anon (12/29/2009) [-]
It is mostly because the human mind must have an answer to every question it has, if it doesn't the human will feel uncomfortable and quite annoyed. They will also most likely be distracted by any unanswered question, therefor making them less likely to help profit towards the human race. So we all need to work together to answer one's question so they can be more help.
#17 - anon (12/29/2009) [-]
+1 for the john lennon joke
User avatar #219 - lunaticgamer (12/29/2009) [-]
Stalin: In Soviet Russia, Road crossed chicken
#140 - anon (12/29/2009) [-]
Why do we live in a world in which a chicken cannot cross the road without having its intentions questioned?
#41 - anon (12/29/2009) [-]
lol, I read all the captions in there voices... DAMN YOU!!!
#50 to #41 - anon (12/29/2009) [-]
what does aristotle sounds like? oooo funny...capcha: thong!!!
User avatar #22 - XFlyMamicitaX (12/29/2009) [-]
COLONEL SANDERS!
MY MANN! :D
#53 to #22 - anon (12/29/2009) [-]
ninja plz!
#23 to #22 - anon (12/29/2009) [-]
are you a ****** ?
#24 to #23 - anon (12/29/2009) [-]
is anyone a ****** ?
User avatar #25 to #24 - XFlyMamicitaX (12/29/2009) [-]
why yes yes i am :D
#27 to #25 - anon (12/29/2009) [-]
to be a ****** or not to be a ****** that is the real question. flymamicita just c-c-c-c-ombobreakered an awesome thread that didnt get to happen.STUPID ****** .
#183 - anon (12/29/2009) [-]
Martin Luther King:

"I dream of a world where all chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned."
#200 to #183 - anon (12/29/2009) [-]
nobody likes that halfwitted ape.
White people are more evolved and look less like apes than *******

WHITE SUPREMACY!!!
#215 to #200 - XScorpionk **User deleted account** (12/29/2009) [-]
i like him
#80 - anon (12/29/2009) [-]
Mythbusters: We'll test weather or not the chicken crossed to get to the other side. If not, we'll blow it up!
#117 to #80 - anon (12/29/2009) [-]
I think we should actually test whether or not you can spell. It's "whether" not "weather".
User avatar #264 - royalfriend (12/30/2009) [-]
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before

#279 - anon (01/01/2010) [-]
Lol Colonel sanders
#153 - anon (12/29/2009) [-]
I didn't laugh until the Colonel Sanders one.
User avatar #109 - Wolfer (12/29/2009) [-]
Grandpa one...so TRUE!
#100 - anon (12/29/2009) [-]
i read all of this in their voices or made voices up for them. Did anyone else do this?
#73 - pvtFlapJack **User deleted account** (12/29/2009) [-]
Obama: "We have to make the roads more safer for the American chickens to cross."
#1 - anon (12/29/2009) [-]
GET THIS TO THE ******* FRONT PAGE.

SO EPIC.
#282 - LoneFox **User deleted account** (01/01/2010) [-]
Why did the chicken cross the road..in Soviet Russia?

It didn't, because in Soviet Russia, road crosses chicken.
User avatar #255 - xanderzone (12/30/2009) [-]
Anyone else read it in some of their voices?
#262 to #255 - anon (12/30/2009) [-]
yeah i did! especially the doctor phil and oprah one! which btw...Oprah is quitting her show! ):
#265 to #262 - anon (12/30/2009) [-]
O: why !! omg i must go to yahoo !! (;
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