Why did the chicken cross the road?. So, why did the chicken cross the road?.. To get away from me. Why did the chicken cross road? So why To get away from me
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#51 - Jason Voorhees
Reply +21
(12/29/2009) [-]
To get away from me.
#54 to #51 - FREECANDY
Reply +7
(12/29/2009) [-]
to get away from ME wO.Ow
#59 to #54 - anon
Reply 0
(12/29/2009) [-]
ha ha.....must be a baby chicken pedobear **** stick
#264 - royalfriend
Reply +13
(12/30/2009) [-]
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before

#160 - anon
Reply 0
(12/29/2009) [-]
Guess what




The game..

you lost
#166 to #160 - anon
Reply 0
(12/29/2009) [-]
seriously
#167 to #166 - anon
Reply 0
(12/29/2009) [-]
With a smile, I began to eat her out. The gross taste of her, and the lack of movement from her corpse served as a constant and painfully erotic reminder that she was dead. She was dead, she was dead ******* sexy, and I was nibbling her clit. It was slightly green, and tasted of stale urine, ****, and rotten meat. It was like sticking my tongue into a ravine of death, deep into her lifeless corpse.
#174 to #167 - anon
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(12/29/2009) [-]
Your ******* disgusting! I read this at first thinking you were describing yourself eating a chicken! Gtfo off this site!
#173 to #167 - anon
Reply 0
(12/29/2009) [-]
dear god, not another necrophiliac
#172 to #167 - anon
Reply 0
(12/29/2009) [-]
How the **** would you know what stale urine, **** and rotten meat taste like? You suck, fail troll
#162 to #160 - Deathstare **User deleted account**
Reply +13
(12/29/2009) [-]
You really haven't got anything better to say?
#184 - AdmiralAckbar
Reply +12
(12/29/2009) [-]
It's very obvious.
The Chicken was running away from the Nazi's.
#187 to #184 - DamnTrolls
Reply -1
(12/29/2009) [-]
or the empire, right Admiral?
#188 to #184 - anon
Reply 0
(12/29/2009) [-]
CORRECTION

you scared the chicken out of town with your face
#190 to #188 - anon
Reply 0
(12/29/2009) [-]
just build a KFC to scare the chicken into crossing so this dilemma can end.

-muhahaha>:3
#193 to #190 - aweynand
Reply -1
(12/29/2009) [-]
no.
#202 to #193 - anon
Reply 0
(12/29/2009) [-]
Please?
#274 to #184 - YmousAnon
Reply 0
(12/30/2009) [-]
the chicken shouldn't cross the road because...
IT'S A TRAP!
#152 - KingShooey
Reply +9
(12/29/2009) [-]
Why do us humans worry about a bird crossing a road? Now I wonder what the chickens think of us.

Chicken 1: "Yo Albert, watch what I can do.
*crosses road*

Humans: "WHY!?!?!?!"
#161 to #152 - anon
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(12/29/2009) [-]
It is mostly because the human mind must have an answer to every question it has, if it doesn't the human will feel uncomfortable and quite annoyed. They will also most likely be distracted by any unanswered question, therefor making them less likely to help profit towards the human race. So we all need to work together to answer one's question so they can be more help.
#14 - SynysterDillon
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(12/29/2009) [-]
the Colonel Sanders bit at the end had me roflmao'ing hard.
#219 - lunaticgamer
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(12/29/2009) [-]
Stalin: In Soviet Russia, Road crossed chicken
#22 - XFlyMamicitaX
Reply +8
(12/29/2009) [-]
COLONEL SANDERS!
MY MANN! :D
#23 to #22 - anon
Reply 0
(12/29/2009) [-]
are you a ******?
#24 to #23 - anon
Reply 0
(12/29/2009) [-]
is anyone a ******?
#25 to #24 - XFlyMamicitaX
Reply +5
(12/29/2009) [-]
why yes yes i am :D
#27 to #25 - anon
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(12/29/2009) [-]
to be a ****** or not to be a ****** that is the real question. flymamicita just c-c-c-c-ombobreakered an awesome thread that didnt get to happen.STUPID ******.
#30 to #27 - BlackBearJudgesYou
Reply +2
(12/29/2009) [-]
***** plz
#53 to #22 - anon
Reply 0
(12/29/2009) [-]
ninja plz!
#115 - KanyeWest **User deleted account**
Reply -8
(12/29/2009) [-]
Hey are you guys still pissed off at me? **** that white bitch!
#116 to #115 - anon
Reply 0
(12/29/2009) [-]
God not another troll created...
#119 to #116 - KanyeWest **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(12/29/2009) [-]
I'm not a troll. I'm just Kanye West! YAY!
#127 to #119 - anon
Reply 0
(12/29/2009) [-]
GAY FISH!
#120 to #115 - xxCrimsonRythmxx
Reply +6
(12/29/2009) [-]
Kanye, I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna let you finish. Suck my salty balls you ******* porch monkey! :D
#128 to #120 - DoctorDinosaur
Reply -2
(12/29/2009) [-]
Wild KanyeWest used teleport.
#136 to #128 - anon
Reply 0
(12/29/2009) [-]
What the **** did I do?
#141 to #136 - anon
Reply 0
(12/29/2009) [-]
divide by 0?
#143 to #141 - xxCrimsonRythmxx
Reply 0
(12/29/2009) [-]
Oh Shi-!
#126 to #120 - KanyeWest **User deleted account**
Reply -2
(12/29/2009) [-]
NO DAMN YOU I'VE BEEN DEFEATED I'M BEING SUCKED BACK INTO SATAN'S DICK! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
#73 - pvtFlapJack **User deleted account**
Reply +6
(12/29/2009) [-]
Obama: "We have to make the roads more safer for the American chickens to cross."