GTA cops. Hope you enjoyed this as much as i did<br /> /funny_pictures/1314532/Ten+Awesome+inventions/. Policy questions? Between You and Liberty City pol
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GTA cops

Policy questions?
Between You and Liberty City police Chief
Rookie November 17 at 1:
Hey Chief, so I know I' m "the new guy", and i don' t want to
ruffle any feathers, but it seems like some of our policies
towards capturing criminals aren' t entirely effective.
Liberty City Police Chief November 17 at 1:
Like what?
Rookie November 17 at 1:
Well it seemed strange that we suddenly stopped chasing that
guy who destroyed 3 police cruisers and 4 helicopters with an
RPC.
Liberty City Police Chief November 17 at
We don' t chase criminals once they' re off our radar.
Rookie November 1? at 2:
Right but can' t exceptions be made for peopie who, for
example. run over 2? pedestrians with an ice cream truck?
Liberty City Police Chief November 17 at 2:
There' s not much we can do if we don' t know who we' re
chasing.
Rookie November 17 at 2:
His name is Niko Beth. I know this because he' s been at the
top ataur Mast Wanted list for 4 consecutive years.
Liberty City Police Chief November 17 at 2:
The paint is he escaped, so we' ii_ iust have to keep our eyes
open for next time.
Rookie November 17 at 2:
We drove past him buying a hot dog literally 30 seconds after
the chase was called off.
Liberty City Police Chief November 17 at
You can' t know for sure ifthat was him.
Rookie November 17 at 2:
After he bought the hot dog he blew up the vending cart with
the same RFC.
Liberty City Police Chief November 17 at 2:
Well rook you' be happy to know that we have a man in
custody who is possibly Mr. Bellic.
Rookie November 17 at 2:
Create Finally!
Liberty City Police Chief November 17 at 2: 25
The suspect has just been released from the Liberty City Police
Station after we confiscated all of his money and some of his
weapons.
Rookie November 17 at 2:
What?
Liberty City Police Chief November 17 at 2:
On an unrelated note. there is a fugitive on the loose in Liberty
City.
Rookie November 17 at ?:
What far?
Liberty City Police Chief November 17 at
Murdering a civilian with an RPC outside the police station.
Rookie November 1? at 2:
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#35 - Flameaether (12/06/2010) [-]
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY COUSIN!

DO YOU WANT TO GO BOWLING?! Y/N
#37 to #35 - gowge (12/06/2010) [-]
Who the **** is niko?
#38 to #37 - PheonixWright ONLINE (12/06/2010) [-]
Who the **** are you?
#39 to #38 - anon (12/06/2010) [-]


. . .
#42 to #39 - anon (12/06/2010) [-]
#59 to #39 - anon (12/06/2010) [-]
******* classic game right there
#30 - TheSneakyjoker (12/06/2010) [-]
for the anon below me  
feel free to reply
for the anon below me
feel free to reply
User avatar #32 to #30 - Howoriginalisthis (12/06/2010) [-]
holy **** bears!!!!
#40 to #32 - anon (12/06/2010) [-]
Don't mind me, just stealing your spot here
Don't mind me, just stealing your spot here
#60 - AWAL (12/06/2010) [-]
**** all yous guys.
#87 to #60 - snobbymussel (12/06/2010) [-]
you aint got **** one me.
#26 - irongator (12/06/2010) [-]
you for got the limo..
#92 to #26 - anon (12/06/2010) [-]
*forgot
#16 - CallMeCrisco (12/06/2010) [-]
They were trained by the 'best'...
#55 - youkaiinutaichou (12/06/2010) [-]
****		 rpgs.
**** rpgs.
#50 to #49 - rugbyfan (12/06/2010) [-]
shoot 'em up
shoot 'em up
#57 to #52 - anon (12/06/2010) [-]
The funny thing about these .gif's, is that both of them are swedish.
#114 to #50 - weirdisweird (12/06/2010) [-]
Here you go
Here you go
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#9 - failmastergerg (12/05/2010) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #58 - hdierks (12/06/2010) [-]
Rookie: Hey chief why did we suddenly stop chasing this guy?

Chief: Well he pulled out his phone and activated a cheat

Rookie: He killed my partner

Chief: HE ACTIVATED A CHEAT!
#70 - ZMole (12/06/2010) [-]
who needs an rpg when you have a brick?
who needs an rpg when you have a brick?
User avatar #94 to #70 - shisno (12/06/2010) [-]
lol wut
+2
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#68 - deathofnight (12/06/2010) [-]
Grand Theff Auto San Andres was still the best of the series
User avatar #141 to #68 - AWAL (12/08/2010) [-]
You even changed the title to make it sound black!
good work.
#46 - rockstarownage ONLINE (12/06/2010) [-]
they didnt confiscate ALL of my weapons at least
+5
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User avatar #21 to #20 - formerlvtwoeight (12/06/2010) [-]
someone commented exact same thing, like i said, i didnt make this it is property of Dorkly--their mistake
+2
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User avatar #23 to #22 - formerlvtwoeight (12/06/2010) [-]
Itz all good
#28 - anon (12/06/2010) [-]
#29 to #28 - anon (12/06/2010) [-]
#61 - xlMADDOXlx (12/06/2010) [-]
Shouldn't it be confiscated all of his weapons and some of his money? Sorry I had to point it out.......
User avatar #118 - TheAssassin (12/06/2010) [-]
Get in fist fight, get arrested.

Hit a cop car, get arrested.

Drive on airport, get arrested.

Slam a sports car into a crowd of pedestrians by diving out at top speed... Nothin.
#10 - anon (12/05/2010) [-]
i thumbed down because you spammed comments n **** everywhere
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#45 to #11 - anon (12/06/2010) [-]
Yeah. Stupid anons. ******* hate the lot of them.
#13 to #11 - anon (12/05/2010) [-]
At least this anon's opinion is agreeable, faggot
#77 - failmastergerg (12/06/2010) [-]
no stars you say?
#78 to #77 - failmastergerg (12/06/2010) [-]
go right ahead then, sir
#93 - Captaincarlos (12/06/2010) [-]
1) Catch Niko
2) Take his money and guns
3) ?????
4) Profit
+5
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