GTA cops. Hope you enjoyed this as much as i did<br /> funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1314532/Ten+Awesome+inventions/. Policy questions? Between You and Lib
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Policy questions?
Between You and Liberty City police Chief
Rookie November 17 at 1:
Hey Chief, so I know I' m "the new guy", and i don' t want to
ruffle any feathers, but it seems like some of our policies
towards capturing criminals aren' t entirely effective.
Liberty City Police Chief November 17 at 1:
Like what?
Rookie November 17 at 1:
Well it seemed strange that we suddenly stopped chasing that
guy who destroyed 3 police cruisers and 4 helicopters with an
RPC.
Liberty City Police Chief November 17 at
We don' t chase criminals once they' re off our radar.
Rookie November 1? at 2:
Right but can' t exceptions be made for peopie who, for
example. run over 2? pedestrians with an ice cream truck?
Liberty City Police Chief November 17 at 2:
There' s not much we can do if we don' t know who we' re
chasing.
Rookie November 17 at 2:
His name is Niko Beth. I know this because he' s been at the
top ataur Mast Wanted list for 4 consecutive years.
Liberty City Police Chief November 17 at 2:
The paint is he escaped, so we' ii_ iust have to keep our eyes
open for next time.
Rookie November 17 at 2:
We drove past him buying a hot dog literally 30 seconds after
the chase was called off.
Liberty City Police Chief November 17 at
You can' t know for sure ifthat was him.
Rookie November 17 at 2:
After he bought the hot dog he blew up the vending cart with
the same RFC.
Liberty City Police Chief November 17 at 2:
Well rook you' be happy to know that we have a man in
custody who is possibly Mr. Bellic.
Rookie November 17 at 2:
Create Finally!
Liberty City Police Chief November 17 at 2: 25
The suspect has just been released from the Liberty City Police
Station after we confiscated all of his money and some of his
weapons.
Rookie November 17 at 2:
What?
Liberty City Police Chief November 17 at 2:
On an unrelated note. there is a fugitive on the loose in Liberty
City.
Rookie November 17 at ?:
What far?
Liberty City Police Chief November 17 at
Murdering a civilian with an RPC outside the police station.
Rookie November 1? at 2:
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#35 - Flameaether (12/06/2010) [+] (8 replies)
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DO YOU WANT TO GO BOWLING?! Y/N
#37 to #35 - gowge (12/06/2010) [-]
Who the **** is niko?
#49 - JDunlimited (12/06/2010) [+] (5 replies)
#60 - AWAL (12/06/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**** all yous guys.
-65
#24 - piojillo has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#25 to #24 - TheSneakyjoker (12/06/2010) [-]
Well if you want thumbs down...
#55 - youkaiinutaichou (12/06/2010) [-]
****		 rpgs.
**** rpgs.
#9 - failmastergerg (12/05/2010) [-]
Comment Picture
#68 - deathofnight (12/06/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Grand Theff Auto San Andres was still the best of the series
#30 - TheSneakyjoker (12/06/2010) [+] (3 replies)
for the anon below me  
feel free to reply
for the anon below me
feel free to reply
User avatar #58 - hdierks (12/06/2010) [-]
Rookie: Hey chief why did we suddenly stop chasing this guy?

Chief: Well he pulled out his phone and activated a cheat

Rookie: He killed my partner

Chief: HE ACTIVATED A CHEAT!
#26 - irongator (12/06/2010) [+] (3 replies)
you for got the limo..
#16 - CallMeCrisco (12/06/2010) [-]
They were trained by the 'best'...
#70 - ZMole (12/06/2010) [+] (2 replies)
who needs an rpg when you have a brick?
who needs an rpg when you have a brick?
#61 - xlMADDOXlx (12/06/2010) [-]
Shouldn't it be confiscated all of his weapons and some of his money? Sorry I had to point it out.......
#46 - rockstarownage (12/06/2010) [-]
they didnt confiscate ALL of my weapons at least
#28 - anonymous (12/06/2010) [+] (2 replies)
#93 - Captaincarlos (12/06/2010) [-]
1) Catch Niko
2) Take his money and guns
3) ?????
4) Profit
#77 - failmastergerg (12/06/2010) [+] (1 reply)
no stars you say?
User avatar #63 - fungusamongus (12/06/2010) [+] (2 replies)
who else used the sniper rifle scope to zoom in on hookers?
User avatar #67 to #63 - Riukanojutsu (12/06/2010) [-]
dead hooker yea but alive one?? dude thats sick
#18 - anonymous (12/06/2010) [+] (1 reply)
why do you have 2 facebooks?
User avatar #19 to #18 - formerlvtwoeight (12/06/2010) [-]
i don't, this is by Dorkly, not by me
+5
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