Bitches love Aggron. First Post! WARNING this was my favorite that got deleted a while back so I'm posting it! ENJOY!. So, what' s your favorite Pokeamon'? BECA fuck you aggrons
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Bitches love Aggron

Bitches love Aggron. First Post! WARNING this was my favorite that got deleted a while back so I'm posting it! ENJOY!. So, what' s your favorite Pokeamon'? BECA

First Post! WARNING this was my favorite that got deleted a while back so I'm posting it! ENJOY!

So, what' s your favorite Pokeamon'?
BECAUSE IT SURE AS **** ISN' T AS AWESOME
AS THIS HERE AGGRON
What Idem your eat? Berries? Poffin'? Marr, made **** Hem
a bowl? AGGRON EATS IRON, BITCH, STRAIGHT FROM THE
******* GROUND. Net only that, but he claims an entire mountain
as his own and beats down any punk bitches that try he step on his turf.
And hell even fix up his territory by planting trees everywhere and **** .
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polish and is gettin' a. ************* Sonic. But this ain' t tie tagger ass
hedgehog, this is the,. r. t. t.. turmoiling Agree. ready to kink year ass to hell and back. Think you
em exploit Aggin? g w. . setts'? THINK AGAIN, . E,,. Aggron' s ready to metal burst
your pussy . eighthzeus at you, And as if that wasn' t enough badassery to last a thetime,
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stealth rock, feels i don' t even know, All I know is you needle
GET YOURSELF A GODDAMN AGGRON
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User avatar #1 - cptnmorgan (12/03/2010) [-]
what if my favorite pokemon IS aggron?
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#93 to #1 - ipood **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#2 to #1 - magikarpbidoof (12/03/2010) [-]
HOLY **** TITTY **** ! Thumb for you good sir.
User avatar #79 - Hobostryker (12/04/2010) [-]
Aggron WILL **** YOU UP. I gave him flamethrower. Now he's a ******* Steel-Plated Dinosaur with a Flamethrower.
#40 to #38 - Zaire (12/04/2010) [-]
Can he produce big ass drills from his body and grow to the size of a universe??.......i didnt think so
#53 to #38 - Dariex (12/04/2010) [-]
I've been waiting for ******* ever to use this.
#5 - TBSoldier (12/03/2010) [-]
I got an Aggron! Oh wait...
I got an Aggron! Oh wait...
#32 to #5 - Ricothompson (12/03/2010) [-]
Its a ditto on acid, Thats what is it.
#110 - TheBeastMan (12/04/2010) [-]
aggron ****** charizard now were ******
#72 - GrayStar (12/04/2010) [-]
Problem?
User avatar #13 - Bohya (12/03/2010) [-]
You missed one thing though...

Water attacks
#22 to #13 - John Cena (12/03/2010) [-]
That would do regular damage, because water isn't very effective against steel and is super effective against ground, so they cancel eachother out, causing normal damage.
#25 to #22 - John Cena (12/03/2010) [-]
it'd be regular super effective.
steel has regular resistance to water and electric.
so it'd be only 2x damage, not 4x like ground or fighting
#84 - SweetZombieJesus (12/04/2010) [-]
I laughed so hard at this, the only thing is that I posted something similar about a different pokemon and everyone hated it so I stopped.
User avatar #27 - blakekendrick (12/03/2010) [-]
you should get a job in marketing. **** was good.
#57 - ubadubba (12/04/2010) [-]
And he can use surf.
#108 - Ninjaxon (12/04/2010) [-]
SO ******* CLOSE
#97 - ghio (12/04/2010) [-]
Earthquake bitch!  
Whatchu gonna do about it? hit me with your head? Might as well be playing whack-a-mole
Earthquake bitch!
Whatchu gonna do about it? hit me with your head? Might as well be playing whack-a-mole
#100 to #97 - ItsSuperEffective (12/04/2010) [-]
Earthquake is physical, and he has mega defence so that's not a good option

Focus Blast from Gengar.

Instant Death
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#34 - Jactheripper (12/03/2010) [-]
There's only one HUGE ass problem, the games end here...Nothing exists after Mew
#102 - Waggamonkey (12/04/2010) [-]
Uhm...im probably going to be thumbed down for this, but everything but the original 151 is crap. Im a child of the 90s. The ONLY pokemon is the original 151. Everything after is crap.
#105 to #102 - funnyjunkwatcher (12/04/2010) [-]
agreed!...well the starting fire pokemon from silver/gold was chill, but 151 all the way!
#106 to #105 - Waggamonkey (12/04/2010) [-]
Yeah! They were alright. One thumb for you sir.
Yeah! They were alright. One thumb for you sir.
#55 - Dariex (12/04/2010) [-]
I like aggron, but Tyranitar has always been my favorite pokemon.
I like aggron, but Tyranitar has always been my favorite pokemon.
#118 - John Cena (12/04/2010) [-]
Any water attack would knock it over
Any ground attack would knock it over
Any fighting attack would knock it over
User avatar #107 - HISHAMPWNS (12/04/2010) [-]
TYRANNITAR FOR THE ****** WIN
HE WILL **** YOUR ****
AGGRON IS NOTHING MORE THAN A NEWFAGS REPLACEMENT FOR HIM:)
User avatar #123 to #107 - Big tree (01/25/2011) [-]
Ampharos used Focus Blast!
+1
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User avatar #68 to #8 - Madangel (12/04/2010) [-]
Everyone knows to either switch out or not attack if a FEAR comes up.
User avatar #10 to #8 - shadowbolt (12/03/2010) [-]
Go Spiritomb.

I win.
User avatar #23 to #10 - theguythatisnotyou (12/03/2010) [-]
mold breaker he wins once more
User avatar #31 to #23 - DietWater (12/03/2010) [-]
spiritomb has the ability pressure. how does mold breaker help that?
User avatar #29 to #23 - shadowbolt (12/03/2010) [-]
I'm sorry, does Rattatatata have moldbreaker?

That's what I thought.
#30 to #29 - theguythatisnotyou (12/03/2010) [-]
Hacked oncce more he wins
User avatar #33 to #30 - shadowbolt (12/03/2010) [-]
Hypnosis, dreameater, no endeavor if it's asleep.
User avatar #35 to #33 - theguythatisnotyou (12/03/2010) [-]
well im in compitive battling your first instinect is to kill that mother f*cker
User avatar #36 to #35 - shadowbolt (12/03/2010) [-]
You know, I could actually destroy Rattatatata's whole strategy, knock off or theif and Ratatatata is useless.
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