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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1 . At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car With Bu iglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars, See If They Slow Down.
2 . Page Yourself Dyer The intercom. Don' t Disguise Your ‘voice!
3 . Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask if They We Fries with that.
4 u Put Decaf in The Coffee Maker For it Weeks . Dne; Everyone has Gotten Otter Their caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
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6 . Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7 . Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
3. Specify That Your Order is No Ge.,
9 r Sing Along At The Opera.
1 IO I Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can' t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
1 1 . When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ', I Starta
1 2. When Leaving the zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot. Yelling. 'Run For Your Lives! They' re Loose?
l s, Tell Your Children Dyer Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.‘
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level or insanity
1 4. PER UP A EDI or CID AT THE PHARMACY, GD TO THE EDD HTER AND ASK IMO BEE THE FITTING ts.
Send This Femail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
It' s Called, THERAPY
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#159 - BecauseISaidSo (12/02/2010) [-]
I begin tomorrow at noon
User avatar #162 to #159 - SofaKingSick (12/03/2010) [-]
Was this the top #1 picture? I missed it haha
User avatar #157 - georgeiscurious (12/02/2010) [-]
It's called....THE RAPY.

User avatar #155 - Ballznurface (12/02/2010) [-]
similar to #7. Go to Wendys, ask for a diet frosty
User avatar #153 - KingBeef (12/02/2010) [-]
1: Grab an unused condom
2: Mix lotion and a little water and put it in the condom
3: Throw into crowd of people
4: Tons of disguised laughter and a great story for your kids someday!
User avatar #150 - killacloaf (12/02/2010) [-]
12.5: when in a 1 man bathroom at a crowded restraunt shout
"GOOD LORD ITS EVERYWHERE!"
#147 - anonymous (12/02/2010) [-]
I plan 2 do 3,5,6,7,8,11,12:) lol
User avatar #145 - PenguinsOfMars (12/02/2010) [-]
I've read this before somewhere, I can't remember where though.
User avatar #158 to #145 - IAmManbearpig (12/02/2010) [-]
Facebook... e-mails.... texts.... everywhere else
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#144 - unideer (12/02/2010) [-]
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User avatar #139 - swimmingprodigy (12/02/2010) [-]
Go to a gun store, ask to see one of their guns.
While holding it, ask where the anti-depressants are
#138 - Cleavland Steamer (12/02/2010) [-]
Walk into a gun shop. Buy some guns, buy some ammo, then ask if they have any ski masks.
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User avatar #136 - rainbowcondoms (12/02/2010) [-]
must do 7,8,11
User avatar #135 - maytheangusbewithu (12/02/2010) [-]
i think 14 would be funnier if a girl does it
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User avatar #133 - hueyfreeman (12/02/2010) [-]
i organized a 20 person game of airsoft in a walmart at 12:00 midnight, shot at staff, ran before they called the cops. it was the best prank evar.
User avatar #151 to #133 - disturbdplayer (12/02/2010) [-]
now i want to try that =(
lol only dress up as sawt guys- and run in there yelling **** like *oscar mike* and *tango down* and have your guys drag out random people
User avatar #156 to #151 - TheRealGrammarNazi (12/02/2010) [-]
**** yes. have your friends go in like regular clothes, then have your swat people go in and yell out signs like that, then grabs them put bags over there head and just leave. reactions would be amazing.
User avatar #132 - Xious (12/02/2010) [-]
Go into a bathroom stall with a large melon, and stand on the toilet bowl. After grunting loudly for 30 seconds, drop the melon into the toilet and sigh loudly.
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User avatar #125 - JamaicanBacon (12/02/2010) [-]
go into a crowded elevator and offer to press the floor buttons for people. then press the wrong ones
#142 to #125 - ohailol (12/02/2010) [-]
or just press all the damn buttons =)
User avatar #124 - CottonTail (12/02/2010) [-]
i wuv this.
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