Funny Things To Do. Please Thumb up or Down, you get points either way. To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1 . At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car With B
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Funny Things To Do. Please Thumb up or Down, you get points either way. To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1 . At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car With B

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1 . At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car With Bu iglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars, See If They Slow Down.
2 . Page Yourself Dyer The intercom. Don' t Disguise Your ‘voice!
3 . Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask if They We Fries with that.
4 u Put Decaf in The Coffee Maker For it Weeks . Dne; Everyone has Gotten Otter Their caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
ti. In the Memo Field trr All Your Checks. Write I For Marijuana,
6 . Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7 . Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
3. Specify That Your Order is No Ge.,
9 r Sing Along At The Opera.
1 IO I Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can' t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
1 1 . When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ', I Starta
1 2. When Leaving the zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot. Yelling. 'Run For Your Lives! They' re Loose?
l s, Tell Your Children Dyer Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.‘
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level or insanity
1 4. PER UP A EDI or CID AT THE PHARMACY, GD TO THE EDD HTER AND ASK IMO BEE THE FITTING ts.
Send This Femail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
It' s Called, THERAPY
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#26 - DietWater (12/01/2010) [-]
number 7....
my username....
#30 to #26 - bdarr (12/01/2010) [-]
i have done that . . . . .. . .
#82 to #30 - SquishyHaribo (12/02/2010) [-]
its tempting...
#31 to #26 - sammae (12/01/2010) [-]
but your username is dietwater.

not number seven.

i dont get it

wait....
User avatar #41 to #31 - DietWater (12/01/2010) [-]
he even capitalized it for me :)
#123 - Coolak (12/02/2010) [-]
Go to a public place that has a restroom only one person can enter at a time. When you know it's not occupied, wait outside. Bonus points if you form a line of at least five people. Double bonus if you form a line of at least ten and then have a friend casually walk in to the vacant restroom.

#128 to #123 - youkaiinutaichou (12/02/2010) [-]
Sigh...I've tried this, but in general people just like to walk around me and try to open the door regardless. And I do the same of course, it is best to find out for yourself.   
  
Now, go to a fast food restaurant. Take your car through the drive-thru in reverse.
Sigh...I've tried this, but in general people just like to walk around me and try to open the door regardless. And I do the same of course, it is best to find out for yourself.

Now, go to a fast food restaurant. Take your car through the drive-thru in reverse.
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#138 - Cleavland Steamer (12/02/2010) [-]
Walk into a gun shop. Buy some guns, buy some ammo, then ask if they have any ski masks.
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#49 - KingOfTrolls (12/01/2010) [-]
Thumb up or down? Do you want fries with that?
#45 - ZakyNine (12/01/2010) [-]
I got one...say "hey" to a random stranger and whisper "monkey scrotum" in there ear...it drives them ******* CRAZY! Just remember to run like Satan is chasing you naked with a flaming hot poker.
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#71 to #45 - omfgtrex **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#85 to #71 - Rascal (12/02/2010) [-]
Fail grammar Nazi, they're = they are. The one your looking for is: their.
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User avatar #81 to #73 - SquishyHaribo (12/02/2010) [-]
You forgot the fullstop.
User avatar #135 - maytheangusbewithu (12/02/2010) [-]
i think 14 would be funnier if a girl does it
User avatar #17 - Fatboybadboy (12/01/2010) [-]
thank god you used lots of coloured text which changed throughout, I just couldnt have read two colours.
User avatar #166 to #17 - SofaKingSick (12/03/2010) [-]
You're welcome:D
User avatar #133 - hueyfreeman (12/02/2010) [-]
i organized a 20 person game of airsoft in a walmart at 12:00 midnight, shot at staff, ran before they called the cops. it was the best prank evar.
User avatar #151 to #133 - disturbdplayer (12/02/2010) [-]
now i want to try that =(
lol only dress up as sawt guys- and run in there yelling **** like *oscar mike* and *tango down* and have your guys drag out random people
User avatar #156 to #151 - TheRealGrammarNazi (12/02/2010) [-]
**** yes. have your friends go in like regular clothes, then have your swat people go in and yell out signs like that, then grabs them put bags over there head and just leave. reactions would be amazing.
User avatar #122 - bmazing (12/02/2010) [-]
specify that your drive through order is to stay, then stop and eat at the window
#62 - StrictClubBouncer (12/01/2010) [-]
too bad Diet Water actually exists now... and there's idiots buying it.
too bad Diet Water actually exists now... and there's idiots buying it.
User avatar #79 to #62 - SquishyHaribo (12/02/2010) [-]
that just looks like lag on cod or something
#63 to #62 - Petroleum ONLINE (12/01/2010) [-]
Welcome to Japan
#75 to #63 - ThePhysGun (12/02/2010) [-]
Yup
Yup
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User avatar #152 to #129 - MemeForce (12/02/2010) [-]
Go On You need to login to view this link they have that .GIF on the front page. its on they're Hall of Fame of .GIFS.
#154 to #152 - TheEpitomeOfEpic (12/02/2010) [-]
Oh yeah thats where I get most of my gifs from.  
<---- Got this from there.
Oh yeah thats where I get most of my gifs from.
<---- Got this from there.
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#48 - Rascal (12/01/2010) [-]
Type Like This To Annoy Everyone.
User avatar #53 to #48 - Kleenexes (12/01/2010) [-]
Someone who understands! :'D
User avatar #57 to #48 - WillWalrus (12/01/2010) [-]
TLTTAE.
User avatar #14 - Covenantkilla (12/01/2010) [-]
Or you could just put on a condom and walk up to the front desk with your pants off and say, "Does this make my butt look big?"
User avatar #165 to #14 - SofaKingSick (12/03/2010) [-]
Made me lol.
User avatar #86 - ReturnDarkKnight (12/02/2010) [-]
In other words "How to be a Troll"
#101 to #86 - toddsocks (12/02/2010) [-]
And thus, trolls are insane
User avatar #39 - peekabeast (12/01/2010) [-]
ive asked for diet water before. what makes it even better is if u ask if u can hav it in a n extra-medium sized cup.
User avatar #10 - KillerKlownKKK (12/01/2010) [-]
Did the coffee one to my parents, funny as hell at first then my mom had a stroke not so funny after that well after she recovered I told her about it and she thought it was pretty funny soo i guess it's ok to laugh
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#74 to #50 - Rascal (12/02/2010) [-]
This scared the hell out of me when I was a kid.
#109 - lieksmudkipz (12/02/2010) [-]
go to a gas station, buy forty condoms. when you walk out, quietly mumble &quot;poor dog's gonna hate me for this.&quot;
go to a gas station, buy forty condoms. when you walk out, quietly mumble "poor dog's gonna hate me for this."
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