Funny Things To Do. Please Thumb up or Down, you get points either way. To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1 . At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car With B Funny Things To Do Please Thumb up or Down you get points either way Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1 At Lunch Time Sit in Your Parked Car With B
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Funny Things To Do. Please Thumb up or Down, you get points either way. To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1 . At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car With B

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1 . At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car With Bu iglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars, See If They Slow Down.
2 . Page Yourself Dyer The intercom. Don' t Disguise Your ‘voice!
3 . Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask if They We Fries with that.
4 u Put Decaf in The Coffee Maker For it Weeks . Dne; Everyone has Gotten Otter Their caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
ti. In the Memo Field trr All Your Checks. Write I For Marijuana,
6 . Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7 . Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
3. Specify That Your Order is No Ge.,
9 r Sing Along At The Opera.
1 IO I Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can' t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
1 1 . When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ', I Starta
1 2. When Leaving the zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot. Yelling. 'Run For Your Lives! They' re Loose?
l s, Tell Your Children Dyer Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.‘
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level or insanity
1 4. PER UP A EDI or CID AT THE PHARMACY, GD TO THE EDD HTER AND ASK IMO BEE THE FITTING ts.
Send This Femail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
It' s Called, THERAPY
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#26 - DietWater
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number 7....
my username....
#105 to #26 - youkaiinutaichou
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#30 to #26 - bdarr
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i have done that . . . . .. . .
#82 to #30 - SquishyHaribo
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(12/02/2010) [-]
its tempting...
#31 to #26 - sammae
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(12/01/2010) [-]
but your username is dietwater.

not number seven.

i dont get it

wait....
User avatar #41 to #31 - DietWater
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he even capitalized it for me :)
#6 - kaweb
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#8 to #6 - upsidedownface
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#47 to #6 - anon id: 1a3ee79c
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make like a tree and
#55 to #6 - FakePlasticTree **User deleted account**
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#22 to #6 - catsgomeow
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you know a pun is ****** when you have to explain it -.-
#29 to #6 - Multimillionaire
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#16 to #6 - Drumachine
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#7 to #6 - omexuk
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Worst. Pun. Ever
Worst. Pun. Ever
#62 - StrictClubBouncer
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(12/01/2010) [-]
too bad Diet Water actually exists now... and there's idiots buying it.
too bad Diet Water actually exists now... and there's idiots buying it.
User avatar #79 to #62 - SquishyHaribo
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(12/02/2010) [-]
that just looks like lag on cod or something
#63 to #62 - Petroleum
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(12/01/2010) [-]
Welcome to Japan
#75 to #63 - ThePhysGun
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(12/02/2010) [-]
Yup
Yup
#129 to #75 - cmtriplecage **User deleted account**
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User avatar #152 to #129 - MemeForce
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Go On lemonparty.com they have that .GIF on the front page. its on they're Hall of Fame of .GIFS.
#154 to #152 - TheEpitomeOfEpic
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Oh yeah thats where I get most of my gifs from.  
<---- Got this from there.
Oh yeah thats where I get most of my gifs from.
<---- Got this from there.
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User avatar #14 - Covenantkilla
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Or you could just put on a condom and walk up to the front desk with your pants off and say, "Does this make my butt look big?"
User avatar #165 to #14 - SofaKingSick [OP]
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Made me lol.
#123 - Coolak
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(12/02/2010) [-]
Go to a public place that has a restroom only one person can enter at a time. When you know it's not occupied, wait outside. Bonus points if you form a line of at least five people. Double bonus if you form a line of at least ten and then have a friend casually walk in to the vacant restroom.

#128 to #123 - youkaiinutaichou
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Sigh...I've tried this, but in general people just like to walk around me and try to open the door regardless. And I do the same of course, it is best to find out for yourself.   
  
Now, go to a fast food restaurant. Take your car through the drive-thru in reverse.
Sigh...I've tried this, but in general people just like to walk around me and try to open the door regardless. And I do the same of course, it is best to find out for yourself.

Now, go to a fast food restaurant. Take your car through the drive-thru in reverse.
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#95 - booooobs
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#138 - Cleavland Steamer
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Walk into a gun shop. Buy some guns, buy some ammo, then ask if they have any ski masks.
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#49 - KingOfTrolls
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Thumb up or down? Do you want fries with that?
#45 - ZakyNine
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I got one...say "hey" to a random stranger and whisper "monkey scrotum" in there ear...it drives them ******* CRAZY! Just remember to run like Satan is chasing you naked with a flaming hot poker.
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User avatar #81 to #73 - SquishyHaribo
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You forgot the fullstop.
#85 to #71 - anon id: f3088f5b
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Fail grammar Nazi, they're = they are. The one your looking for is: their.