protect me jesus. Thanks for the front page guys this really means alot to me ) and yeah this is retoast but its brilliant .. I'm an atheist, but I think this content is pretty darn good.
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protect me jesus

Thanks for the front page guys this really means alot to me ) and yeah this is retoast but its brilliant

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Submitted: 11/27/2010
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#839 - anonymous (11/28/2010) [-]
is this site taking a turn for the lame? me thinks so.
User avatar #833 - Dammage (11/28/2010) [-]
arguing on the internet is like the special olympics, even if you win your still retarded
User avatar #811 - MrHare (11/28/2010) [-]
Lotta christfags up in here...would it make you mad if I told you Ima spiritual satanist who believes that it's probably Satan who is blocking the rocks?
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User avatar #886 to #874 - MrHare (12/01/2010) [-]
Now here's the real "thing". Naive persons shouldn't talk about such things as religion, politics, or anything that actually matters. Do some research. I'm a spiritual satanist, definitely not a Le-Vayen satanist. Christianity, Islam, are historically spin offs of Judaism. Satanism has been around for many more millions of years. God is a creation made by people for containing people. Who is the one that truly say they teach love and acceptance? Only in the bible will you find a few verses tell one to ****** and offer up sacrifices to your "God". Jesus is also another make-up, stolen from about 18+ pagan god's stories including Odin. I'd say more but that would defeat the purpose. We don't force ourselves upon people. Hail Satan.
User avatar #888 to #886 - vampthefurry (12/09/2010) [-]
Pagan here, if only more people would listen, like you. kudos for the above explanation.
User avatar #889 to #888 - MrHare (12/09/2010) [-]
I just give up after trying to explain for to long, it's really not worth it. Thanks for kudos.
User avatar #890 to #889 - vampthefurry (12/09/2010) [-]
yup
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#818 to #811 - emofunnyjunker (11/28/2010) [-]
its a free country so...
User avatar #821 to #818 - MrHare (11/28/2010) [-]
Not really...
#824 to #821 - emofunnyjunker (11/28/2010) [-]
if you want to believe it was satan blocking those rocks then fine you have the right to believe that
User avatar #825 to #824 - MrHare (11/28/2010) [-]
I didn't say I didn't have the right to, I just said it's not necessarily a free country.
User avatar #816 to #815 - MrHare (11/28/2010) [-]
I aint even mad! But I can't post comment pics so I'm kinda sad...
User avatar #817 to #816 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/28/2010) [-]
lol im not even Christan

im agnostic
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User avatar #806 - mazzagon (11/28/2010) [-]
i may be athiest but this is still pretty touching
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#802 - demonthewolf (11/28/2010) [-]
Thanks for saving me Jesus.
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User avatar #808 to #801 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/28/2010) [-]
What the **** does that have to do with anything?
User avatar #814 to #808 - SockMan (11/28/2010) [-]
Just askin'.
User avatar #860 to #814 - TheCynic (11/28/2010) [-]
Those aren't ********* . Everybody's asked those before.

The answer? Beats me. Google it.
#787 - Coolak (11/28/2010) [-]
He missed a big piece for me.
#778 - sag (11/28/2010) [-]
O!holy jesus!
O!holy jesus!
#777 - Zhuan ONLINE (11/28/2010) [-]
NOOOES HE'S ROCK BLOCKING ME!!!!!!!!!1
NOOOES HE'S ROCK BLOCKING ME!!!!!!!!!1
#773 - Crusader (11/28/2010) [-]
JESUS! Why didn't you protect me and my brethren?
#770 - Oligarchy (11/28/2010) [-]
just got back from nsfw content
User avatar #769 - zeespy (11/28/2010) [-]
has anyone else seen zeitgeist? if so then you understand why i laugh my ass off every time i see something related to jesus
#784 to #769 - emofunnyjunker (11/28/2010) [-]
zeitgeist seemed to only have an affect on conspiracy theorists which are hardly ever completly mentally stable
User avatar #768 - MyLittleEmoKid (11/28/2010) [-]
I'm an atheist and what is this?
User avatar #813 to #768 - MrHare (11/28/2010) [-]
lol, why all tha negative thumbs? Here you go, a green. Not that it makes much difference. But ya know, Ignorance is bliss.
#796 to #768 - anonymous (11/28/2010) [-]
Well, there's this guy named Jesus...
#805 to #796 - emofunnyjunker (11/28/2010) [-]
hes like your cool cousin, long hair, still lives with his parents
User avatar #812 to #805 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/28/2010) [-]
I love this comment
User avatar #764 - Marlboro (11/28/2010) [-]
I'm Buddhist...but I get it.
User avatar #761 - CityKid (11/28/2010) [-]
I'm tired of seeing this..... I'm just tired of it all....
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