NEVER argue with a gay flight attendant. . Don' t Argue With The Gay Flight Attendant My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seeme
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NEVER argue with a gay flight attendant

Don' t Argue With The Gay Flight Attendant
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everything in a good mood as he served us
food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Ma ryay has asked me to announce that
he' ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
ton his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely and exotic young woman hadn' t moved a muscle. "Perhaps
you didn' t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your , so the main man can us on
the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my Country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, , in my Country I' m called a Queen, so I outrank
yum. Tray up, Bitch."
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Submitted: 12/24/2009
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#105 - anon (12/24/2009) [-]
"Tray up, Bitch."

...That just made me spit out my Eggnog! LOL!!! XDDDDDDDDDD
#1 - SmartBlonde (12/24/2009) [-]
YOU GO DUDE! That bitch better have put up her tray.
#10 to #1 - anon (12/24/2009) [-]
yeah don't forget the sandwhich!!!! she's gotta make that so I can throw it on the floor and make her clean it up then make me a new one....
User avatar #114 - Majestical (12/24/2009) [-]
Oh. My. God...I would sooo love to have a flight attendent like that!!! I'd ******* die laughing!!! XDDDDDDDDD
#116 to #114 - anon (12/24/2009) [-]
then you and me would die laughing together my friend
User avatar #120 to #116 - Kierkegaard (12/24/2009) [-]
Indeed. *sips tea*
#5 - anon (12/24/2009) [-]
thumbs up if you all read this in a gay voice :)
#24 to #5 - anon (12/24/2009) [-]
I read it in Perez Hilton's voice.
User avatar #87 to #24 - golden (12/24/2009) [-]
PURPLE LINE!!!!
#103 to #5 - anon (12/24/2009) [-]
..........FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
#7 to #5 - anon (12/24/2009) [-]
I did XD
#12 to #5 - anon (12/24/2009) [-]
HAHA mee too!
#9 to #5 - anon (12/24/2009) [-]
SON OF A BITCH!
#16 to #5 - anon (12/24/2009) [-]
lol it sounds like the gay from family guy............................................................................. ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ......................................................................
#8 to #5 - anon (12/24/2009) [-]
**** , so did i
User avatar #13 to #5 - supersparta (12/24/2009) [-]
Is it bad if I just read it without a specific voice? You know like that thing in your head that tells you what the word is but doesn't really have a voice.
User avatar #68 - allhopeisgone (12/24/2009) [-]
lmao who else read it in a gay voice lolz
User avatar #98 to #68 - livboy (12/24/2009) [-]
yup lol
#74 to #68 - anon (12/24/2009) [-]
Dammit, so did I... *headdesk*
#80 to #68 - anon (12/24/2009) [-]
Me too. o_o
#71 to #68 - anon (12/24/2009) [-]
i did
#73 to #68 - anon (12/24/2009) [-]
me too
#15 - anon (12/24/2009) [-]
Yeah, GAY WIN! xD
#11 - treyman (12/24/2009) [-]
oh I could definitely hear his voice in my head lolz
#86 - CaptainObviousIsMe **User deleted account** (12/24/2009) [-]
she should have replied

in soviet Russia tray folds u

B-I-T-C-H
#6 - anon (12/24/2009) [-]
well, in my country we have a technical term to describe such situations, so if you don't mind me saying *deep breath* PPPWWWWWNNNDDD!!!
#63 - anon (12/24/2009) [-]
i loled

captch:floyd
#125 - anon (12/24/2009) [-]
DAAAAAAMMMNNNN!!! I would have said that to her too, dumb bitch.
#129 to #125 - anon (12/25/2009) [-]
srsly u would compare ur self to a drag queen?
#132 to #129 - anon (12/25/2009) [-]
Oh epic win number 129 :)
#109 - anon (12/24/2009) [-]
gay guy win!
#57 - anon (12/24/2009) [-]
yeah!! Go gay guy!!!
#36 - anon (12/24/2009) [-]
ha i read the gay guys voice like the gay stalker from blades of glory
#38 to #36 - anon (12/24/2009) [-]
I read it in big gay Al's voice from south park!
#40 to #38 - ArtistStallion **User deleted account** (12/24/2009) [-]
I read it in The narrator from 'walking with dinosaurs' voice! What? STOP LOOKING AT ME WEIRD!!!!!
#39 to #38 - anon (12/24/2009) [-]
omfg me 2!

lol cap: windy
User avatar #44 to #36 - satanisthesavior (12/24/2009) [-]
Really? I read it in a stereotypical gay guys voice...
#136 - anon (12/25/2009) [-]
i read it as Big Gay Al
User avatar #122 - mayhmong (12/24/2009) [-]
Ohhh! He got her good.
#77 - anon (12/24/2009) [-]
owned
#66 - anon (12/24/2009) [-]
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
User avatar #58 - itsagiraffe (12/24/2009) [-]
trazy -poo
#43 - anon (12/24/2009) [-]
BITCH GOT OWED!
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