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Why I don't have a girlfriend

OC<br />
See my profile for more like this!<br />
EDIT:<br />
Thanks for the thumbs dudes! Very much appreciated<br />
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Girlfriends are always Your hand is the
nagging and **** strong. silent type
irw-" DH MY GOD, my friends
l this crap ring you gave
Sorry hitch i
Your girlfriend always Your hand goes wherever
wants to take you places Iffu want to gun
The new Twilight
KILL ME
an have to put up with Your hand is alwa s there for on
re. " her gay problems If If
And then he
TOTALLY called me
Your girlfriend is Your hand is always
never in the mood up for a good time
DH MY Goo
Its my time of
month,
*******
AGAIN
...
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Submitted: 11/26/2010
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User avatar #30 - kaboozle123 (11/27/2010) [+] (7 replies)
i don't allow girls like that into my life so really not a problem for me :/
User avatar #32 to #31 - kaboozle123 (11/27/2010) [-]
.... i glued googly eyes on it.....
User avatar #7 - Sirdorova (11/26/2010) [+] (15 replies)
Ya my girlfriend is the complete opposite of that dude, she owns more video games and video game systems than i do and is my little angel and i love her to bits. You'll find a good girl who's not some high-maintenance bitch and your relationship will be amazing
#74 - fungusamongus (11/27/2010) [+] (7 replies)
you deserve more than thumbs  
  
have these hands
you deserve more than thumbs

have these hands
#119 - iAmAWizard (11/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
My girlfriends never have that time of the month
#101 - ICanThePowerr (11/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Does your hand have tits, a vagina, or excellent cooking / cleaning skills?
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#1 - Esulian **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#94 - MKLOL (11/27/2010) [+] (6 replies)
This and because you're a 80 level paladin...
#26 - TonyStrad (11/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
UNLESS YOUR MOM DOES IT FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
User avatar #100 - fuckthepolice (11/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I have a girlfriend.... her name is Palmela Handerson
#72 - AlienSlayer (11/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Don't worry Tom, after i'm done with her she'll never mess with you again...
#111 - sealofapproval (11/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
can your hand bring you a beer from the fridge while your sitting on the couch watching football? i think not. unless...
#58 - Keithazoid (11/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
my hand betrayed me
#131 - coldsockz (11/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
#107 - Zen (11/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Time of the Month

Stick it in the Pooper
#21 - TheCuckooloon (11/27/2010) [-]
hmmmmm well **** .
-12
#20 - AlishaInWonderland has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
#23 to #20 - yomoma (11/27/2010) [-]
your sex drive is higher than Hitler's gas bill
#130 - Coolak (11/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Hahahaha! What a good knee-slapper. He i suggesting that masterbation is always an option no matter what while your partner has all these problems and never wants to pleasure you through sexual intercourse. How stupendisly humorous!
User avatar #24 - LolaLupe (11/27/2010) [+] (6 replies)
does your hand have boobs?

we do.
#29 - gil (11/27/2010) [-]
yeah im sure thats why you dont have a girlfriend
#14 - Ddanger (11/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
but you can't get your hand pregnant
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