Why I don't have a girlfriend. OC<br /> See my profile for more like this!<br /> EDIT:<br /> Thanks for the thumbs dudes! Very much appreciate
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Why I don't have a girlfriend

Why I don't have a girlfriend. OC<br /> See my profile for more like this!<br /> EDIT:<br /> Thanks for the thumbs dudes! Very much appreciate

OC<br />
See my profile for more like this!<br />
EDIT:<br />
Thanks for the thumbs dudes! Very much appreciated<br />
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Girlfriends are always Your hand is the
nagging and **** strong. silent type
irw-" DH MY GOD, my friends
l this crap ring you gave
Sorry hitch i
Your girlfriend always Your hand goes wherever
wants to take you places Iffu want to gun
The new Twilight
KILL ME
an have to put up with Your hand is alwa s there for on
re. " her gay problems If If
And then he
TOTALLY called me
Your girlfriend is Your hand is always
never in the mood up for a good time
DH MY Goo
Its my time of
month,
*******
AGAIN
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Submitted: 11/26/2010
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#74 - fungusamongus (11/27/2010) [-]
you deserve more than thumbs  
  
have these hands
you deserve more than thumbs

have these hands
#78 to #74 - iwantausername (11/27/2010) [-]
Can't. Stop. Watching ...
User avatar #81 to #74 - KyoFanGirl (11/27/2010) [-]
Can't.Stop.Staring.
#112 to #74 - John Cena (11/27/2010) [-]
IT NEVER ENDS
IT NEVER ENDS
User avatar #79 to #74 - Bohya (11/27/2010) [-]
I don't like this.

I don't like this at all.
User avatar #91 to #74 - NeedlesKane (11/27/2010) [-]
I have such a massive phobia on this **** .

cut it out.
User avatar #106 to #91 - MrsTreCool (11/27/2010) [-]
Then don't watch it...
#119 - iAmAWizard (11/27/2010) [-]
My girlfriends never have that time of the month
#143 to #119 - TBSoldier (11/27/2010) [-]
I see... Why don't you take a seat over there?
User avatar #30 - kaboozle123 (11/27/2010) [-]
i don't allow girls like that into my life so really not a problem for me :/
+4
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#31 to #30 - John Cena (11/27/2010) [-]
just you and your hand then eh?
User avatar #32 to #31 - kaboozle123 (11/27/2010) [-]
.... i glued googly eyes on it.....
User avatar #39 to #32 - puttheminsweaters (11/27/2010) [-]
that made me laugh really hard, want to meet your hand, and then realise how gross that is
well played, sir.
#158 to #39 - John Cena (11/27/2010) [-]
*meat* your hand
#35 to #32 - John Cena (11/27/2010) [-]
epic win?
#50 to #35 - John Cena (11/27/2010) [-]
Possitive thumbs for a well played round,good game chaps
#101 - ICanThePowerr (11/27/2010) [-]
Does your hand have tits, a vagina, or excellent cooking / cleaning skills?
#104 to #101 - John Cena (11/27/2010) [-]
It does with a sharpie.
User avatar #24 - LolaLupe (11/27/2010) [-]
does your hand have boobs?

we do.
#41 to #24 - RainbowFish (11/27/2010) [-]
Do you willingly show these boobs whenever we ask you to?

Other hand will surf the net for titties while your right (unless you're a lefty) hand does what it does best.
User avatar #43 to #41 - LolaLupe (11/27/2010) [-]
"we" as in guys that i don't know?

if i were single, and they were close friends of mine, sure why not?

but i'm engaged, and the only person that can see is my fiance. but this is out of respect and loyalty to him, not because of some dumb reasoning girls come up with.

and are these internet boobs touchable?
ours are. :)

PS: i'm a lefty. irrelevant to the situation because i'm not a guy, but i just like to share my lefty-ness. :)
User avatar #44 to #43 - RainbowFish (11/27/2010) [-]
Tangible boobs do sound better than pixels.... >.>

Yeah, I never got the whole 'If i flash my titties, i'll lose self respect' thing.
I mean, if a girl asked, i'd surely show her my junk.
Maybe it's not the same for both genders........
User avatar #45 to #44 - LolaLupe (11/27/2010) [-]
and they are!

and most of my self respect went down the crapper after a few abusive relationships. it doesn't mean i have low self esteem or that i'm depressed, it just means that i have no shame. it's actually kind of relaxing. :)

i just wish it were the same for girls as it were for guys. i just get so irritated with the rule "if a key opens a bunch of locks, it's a master key. but if a lock can be opened by a bunch of keys, it's a ****** lock." but just because you'll expose the tumblers and other mechanisms to a few keys, it doesn't mean you're a ****** lock... just a clear one with no shame. :/
User avatar #46 to #45 - RainbowFish (11/27/2010) [-]
I don't see how locks are comparable to vagina's...

Just as long as that certain lock doesn't carry diseases..

Same for the key as well...
#57 to #24 - John Cena (11/27/2010) [-]
and thats what hookers are for
and thats what hookers are for
#36 - Crossraod (11/27/2010) [-]
problem solved
problem solved
#52 to #36 - John Cena (11/27/2010) [-]
Sauce?
#90 to #52 - John Cena (11/27/2010) [-]
it was posted a few days ago on senorgif, just scroll through the first few pages
User avatar #53 to #52 - Crossraod (11/27/2010) [-]
i dont know, but she looks like tina fey, might be a snl skit
#29 - gil (11/27/2010) [-]
yeah im sure thats why you dont have a girlfriend
#14 - Ddanger (11/27/2010) [-]
but you can't get your hand pregnant
User avatar #15 to #14 - zakacer (11/27/2010) [-]
I wish I thought of that while I was making it!
User avatar #7 - Sirdorova (11/26/2010) [-]
Ya my girlfriend is the complete opposite of that dude, she owns more video games and video game systems than i do and is my little angel and i love her to bits. You'll find a good girl who's not some high-maintenance bitch and your relationship will be amazing
#22 to #7 - BigBruce (11/27/2010) [-]
Gonna pull the robbery
#10 to #7 - John Cena (11/27/2010) [-]
same ^^
#33 to #7 - John Cena (11/27/2010) [-]
your hand owns video games?
#12 to #7 - BakaGirl (11/27/2010) [-]
<- As much as this? P:

(that was one year ago. xD)
User avatar #54 to #12 - Sirdorova (11/27/2010) [-]
She owns pong, the old Atari system, the NES, the SNES, the Nintendo 64, gamecube, PS, PS2, PS3, Xbox, Xbox 360, Wii with guitar hero world tour, rock back and the other old guitar heroes.
#105 to #54 - BakaGirl (11/27/2010) [-]
<- But I can't take full credit, some of those where my brothers.
#113 to #105 - John Cena (11/27/2010) [-]
you got that from google images ********
#114 to #113 - BakaGirl (11/27/2010) [-]
... No -.- I took this less than a year ago after the previous picture. I can prove it, if you'd like.
User avatar #176 to #105 - Sirdorova (11/28/2010) [-]
thats pretty much the amount of gaming stuff she owns XD i dont know if she has a psp though for sure, she uses her Nintendo DS more
#177 to #176 - BakaGirl (11/28/2010) [-]
... ADOPT ME. =DD
User avatar #178 to #177 - Sirdorova (11/28/2010) [-]
lol she's coming over to play nazi zombies with me, the other day we played left 4 dead, though she mostly plays on the 360 and i have a PS3 so we dont get to play online much on COD
#179 to #178 - BakaGirl (11/28/2010) [-]
K, this is kinda retarded but...

I got Black Ops for both consoles P:
User avatar #180 to #179 - Sirdorova (11/28/2010) [-]
its fine, my friend got it for both too, one of my friends has 2 PS3s and has it for both of them too so we have like 3 people playing online in the same room. My girlfriends dad's favorite game right now is Fallout 3, her older bro is a prison guard and we both share the same fav game series, Metal Gear Solid.
#181 to #180 - BakaGirl (11/28/2010) [-]
SERIOUSLY, ADOPT ME.
#25 - RangerOneEightSix (11/27/2010) [-]
"Just because the roller coaster is broken they don't shut down the whole amusement park."
#94 - MKLOL (11/27/2010) [-]
This and because you're a 80 level paladin...
#95 to #94 - Overloard (11/27/2010) [-]
...so?
User avatar #96 to #95 - anonslayer (11/27/2010) [-]
Dumb bitch, thats lvl 70 tier 10 armor
#103 to #96 - reignofpeace (11/27/2010) [-]
Actually its level 60 tier two armor.
85 Troll mage (beta)

My wife has an 80 troll shaman. She plays almost as much as I do. Just gotta find the right people to love.

Pic related, thats her in the hoodie I got her for her birthday.
#98 to #96 - John Cena (11/27/2010) [-]
Lul no that is lvl 60 tier 2
User avatar #97 to #96 - Overloard (11/27/2010) [-]
i could still be level 80
#72 - AlienSlayer (11/27/2010) [-]
Don't worry Tom, after i'm done with her she'll never mess with you again...
#77 to #72 - TheDevilsWish (11/27/2010) [-]
Tom, who the hell is this cunt?!
Tom, who the hell is this cunt?!
#117 to #72 - careBearBecka (11/27/2010) [-]
the gang's all here.
#111 - sealofapproval (11/27/2010) [-]
can your hand bring you a beer from the fridge while your sitting on the couch watching football? i think not. unless...
#126 to #111 - checco (11/27/2010) [-]
unless...
#58 - Keithazoid (11/27/2010) [-]
my hand betrayed me
#69 to #58 - spookycookie (11/27/2010) [-]
oh god did your hand cheat on you with another guy
#107 - Zen (11/27/2010) [-]
Time of the Month

Stick it in the Pooper
#26 - TonyStrad (11/27/2010) [-]
UNLESS YOUR MOM DOES IT FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
#27 to #26 - John Cena (11/27/2010) [-]
Lol, last pic.
#28 to #27 - TonyStrad (11/27/2010) [-]
yeah :D
#21 - TheCuckooloon (11/27/2010) [-]
hmmmmm well **** .
User avatar #100 - fuckthepolice (11/27/2010) [-]
I have a girlfriend.... her name is Palmela Handerson
User avatar #128 to #100 - dillard1 (11/27/2010) [-]
You're mom's my girlfriend
User avatar #115 to #100 - LegitMofo (11/27/2010) [-]
mines handgalena jolie.
#130 - Coolak (11/27/2010) [-]
Hahahaha! What a good knee-slapper. He i suggesting that masterbation is always an option no matter what while your partner has all these problems and never wants to pleasure you through sexual intercourse. How stupendisly humorous!
#150 to #130 - OmGRoFL (11/27/2010) [-]
BUZZ KILLINGTON



Y U ALWAYS KILL JOKE?
#149 to #131 - John Cena (11/27/2010) [-]
I saw that on 4chan coldsockz
I saw that on 4chan coldsockz
#138 to #131 - SaberToothTiger **User deleted account** (11/27/2010) [-]
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