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Girlfriends are always Your hand is the
nagging and **** strong. silent type
irw-" DH MY GOD, my friends
l this crap ring you gave
Sorry hitch i
Your girlfriend always Your hand goes wherever
wants to take you places Iffu want to gun
The new Twilight
KILL ME
an have to put up with Your hand is alwa s there for on
re. " her gay problems If If
And then he
TOTALLY called me
Your girlfriend is Your hand is always
never in the mood up for a good time
DH MY Goo
Its my time of
month,
*******
AGAIN
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Submitted: 11/26/2010
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#167 - waafflepwn (11/27/2010) [-]
finally someone else with no girlfriend...
#165 - EpicDudeMan (11/27/2010) [-]
<--- Cos i spend all my time on there :P
#163 - DrPhilis (11/27/2010) [-]
Good old Hangelina Jolie
User avatar #164 to #163 - IAmAdamSavage (11/27/2010) [-]
May i introduce my girlfriend? Palmela Handerson?
#168 to #164 - DrPhilis (11/27/2010) [-]
She's pretty  fine
She's pretty fine
User avatar #162 - Sabor (11/27/2010) [-]
I gave that bitch a ring


Bitches love rings
#161 - thebabyrap (11/27/2010) [-]
Lol naa it was funny :D
#160 - slywaffle (11/27/2010) [-]
oh well....
oh well....
#157 - piclemaniscool (11/27/2010) [-]
bitchslap = catfight?
#156 - MassiveClawjob (11/27/2010) [-]
If my hands ever get cut off, my first thought will be.....

How am i going to jerk it now?
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#166 to #155 - spicybroccri (11/27/2010) [-]
are you just kidding? ARE YOU???
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#159 to #152 - Squigmister (11/27/2010) [-]
O.O
User avatar #151 - phoneman (11/27/2010) [-]
If your requirements for entering a relationship is are a little more than "she might have sex with me some time" you won't have any of these problems
User avatar #133 - foggart (11/27/2010) [-]
also hand can make sammiches
User avatar #135 to #133 - failmastergerg (11/27/2010) [-]
but then you'd have to put effort into it, thats a womans job
User avatar #137 to #135 - foggart (11/27/2010) [-]
it may be but I can certainly make a better sandwich than any woman
User avatar #140 to #137 - failmastergerg (11/27/2010) [-]
tru dat
#149 to #131 - anonymous (11/27/2010) [-]
I saw that on 4chan coldsockz
I saw that on 4chan coldsockz
#138 to #131 - SaberToothTiger **User deleted account** (11/27/2010) [-]
#130 - Coolak (11/27/2010) [-]
Hahahaha! What a good knee-slapper. He i suggesting that masterbation is always an option no matter what while your partner has all these problems and never wants to pleasure you through sexual intercourse. How stupendisly humorous!
#150 to #130 - OmGRoFL (11/27/2010) [-]
BUZZ KILLINGTON



Y U ALWAYS KILL JOKE?
#129 - goofyblue (11/27/2010) [-]
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User avatar #127 - nommas (11/27/2010) [-]
You can't make out with your hand...

believe me, I've tried... oh god how I've tried
User avatar #124 - ChillyThePenguin (11/27/2010) [-]
i love you palmela handerson
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#148 to #124 - AjanKewl (11/27/2010) [-]
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#122 - EpicSauce (11/27/2010) [-]
Rape her.
User avatar #134 to #125 - foggart (11/27/2010) [-]
that doesn't seem very courageous maybe try insanity wolf
User avatar #121 - badboywantsu (11/27/2010) [-]
old lefty and i were never the same after she found out i cheated on her with righty
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