hurt feelings report. my dad got this from his job. HURT FEELINGS REPORT DATE: TIME OF HURTFULNESS: AM/ PM A. Which ear were words of hurtfulness spoken into: L hurt feelings stop being a pussy
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hurt feelings report

my dad got this from his job

HURT FEELINGS REPORT
DATE:
TIME OF HURTFULNESS: AM/ PM
A. Which ear were words of hurtfulness spoken into: LEFT / RIGHT / BOTH
B. Is there permanent feeling damage: YES / NO
C. Did you require a tissue for the tears: YES / NO
Reasons for filing this report. (Check Box)
I am thin skinned
I am a pussy
I have woman like hormones
I am a queer
I am a little bitch
I am a crybaby
I want my mommy
My butt is easliy hurt
All of the above
Name of "Real Man" who hurt your sensitive little feelings:
We, as a company, take hurt feelings very seriously. If you don' t have a
mommy that can give you a hug and make it all better, please let your
supervisor know and we can provide you with a surrogate. If you need
them, diapers, midol and a "blanky" can also be supplied.
Name of little sissy filing report:
Girzimman signature:"
signature: (person being accused)
Supervisor:
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Submitted: 11/25/2010
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