a joke. a joke my cousin told me<br /> thanks to simpspark for makiing it it.../user/Simpspark. Once apon a time, there were three girls and their mom sit a joke my cousin told me<br /> thanks to simpspark for makiing it /user/Simpspark Once apon time there were three girls and their mom sit
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a joke. a joke my cousin told me<br /> thanks to simpspark for makiing it it.../user/Simpspark. Once apon a time, there were three girls and their mom sit

a joke my cousin told me<br />
thanks to simpspark for makiing it it.../user/Simpspark

Once apon a time, there were three girls
and their mom sitting together in a room
The flest Girl turned to her mother and said,
Mom
Why am i called Rose?
The Mother smiled and turned to her daughter
Because when you were born a Rose petal fell
ontop of your head.
The daughter laughed
The second girl then turned to her mother
Mom
Why am i called lily?
The mother smiled and said,
Because when you were born a lily petal fell
apon your head
The second daughter smiled
Finally the third daughter turned to her mother
and said
BLASER
SHUTUP FRIDGE
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #10 - LordofBobz
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(11/26/2010) [-]
if they got a fridge dropped on them theyd prolly be dead...
thats why the joke is supposed to be shut up Brick
#33 - IcyTyrant
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(11/26/2010) [-]
Actually, the original joke is with cows instead of humans and a cinder block instead of a refrigerator. Still funny though :)

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#2 - omgchloe
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(11/25/2010) [-]
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH!! xD  
  
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAH!! xD

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#7 to #2 - anon id: bb5270c1
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(11/26/2010) [-]
User avatar #29 - NewJAXONTOMHINZYYY
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(11/26/2010) [-]
eh... the one i heard had rose, daisy, and brick.
User avatar #30 to #29 - funnyjunkassassin [OP]
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(11/26/2010) [-]
does it acctually matter theres so many different ones
and anyways to the idea of the fridge falling on somone is alot funnier then a brick???
#31 to #30 - NewJAXONTOMHINZYYY
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(11/26/2010) [-]
cakosa?
User avatar #40 to #31 - ZeGermanTroll
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(11/26/2010) [-]
Bibbady Babbady Boobaddy
#32 to #29 - Simpspark
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(11/26/2010) [-]
The one i heard was shoelace fork and...  
  
Deal with it
The one i heard was shoelace fork and...

Deal with it
#8 - SnakeEater
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(11/26/2010) [-]
good job op


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User avatar #38 - EvilSquiggly
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(11/26/2010) [-]
Cinderblock... >.>
#42 to #38 - funnyjunkassassin [OP]
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(11/26/2010) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #1 - ImThatFucker
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(11/25/2010) [-]
That's a good one +1 thumb
User avatar #28 - Tobes
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(11/26/2010) [-]
I'm going to hell...
#22 - funnyjunkruler
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(11/26/2010) [-]
the real one is cows and the third girls name is cinderblock
#23 to #22 - CouldaBeenYourDad
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(11/26/2010) [-]
yeah fridge isn't nearly as funny :/
#25 to #23 - Simpspark
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(11/26/2010) [-]
Deal with it
Deal with it
User avatar #12 - biffy
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(11/26/2010) [-]
i heard that but it was three cows and the third was cinderblock!:D