a joke. a joke my cousin told me<br /> thanks to simpspark for makiing it it...funnyjunk.com/user/Simpspark. Once apon a time, there were three girls and
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a joke

a joke my cousin told me<br />
thanks to simpspark for makiing it it...funnyjunk.com/user/Simpspark

Once apon a time, there were three girls
and their mom sitting together in a room
The flest Girl turned to her mother and said,
Mom
Why am i called Rose?
The Mother smiled and turned to her daughter
Because when you were born a Rose petal fell
ontop of your head.
The daughter laughed
The second girl then turned to her mother
Mom
Why am i called lily?
The mother smiled and said,
Because when you were born a lily petal fell
apon your head
The second daughter smiled
Finally the third daughter turned to her mother
and said
BLASER
SHUTUP FRIDGE
...
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User avatar #10 - LordofBobz (11/26/2010) [-]
if they got a fridge dropped on them theyd prolly be dead...
thats why the joke is supposed to be shut up Brick
#33 - IcyTyrant (11/26/2010) [-]
Actually, the original joke is with cows instead of humans and a cinder block instead of a refrigerator. Still funny though :)

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#2 - omgchloe (11/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH!! xD  
  
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAH!! xD

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User avatar #29 - NewJAXONTOMHINZYYY (11/26/2010) [+] (4 replies)
eh... the one i heard had rose, daisy, and brick.
#8 - SnakeEater (11/26/2010) [-]
good job op


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User avatar #38 - EvilSquiggly (11/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Cinderblock... >.>
User avatar #1 - ImThatFucker (11/25/2010) [-]
That's a good one +1 thumb
User avatar #28 - Tobes (11/26/2010) [-]
I'm going to hell...
#22 - funnyjunkruler (11/26/2010) [+] (2 replies)
the real one is cows and the third girls name is cinderblock
#25 to #23 - Simpspark (11/26/2010) [-]
Deal with it
Deal with it
User avatar #36 - platypoos (11/26/2010) [-]
The one. I know was rose penny and cinderblock
This is obviously a very regional joke
User avatar #24 - Fifee Boy (11/26/2010) [-]
oh **** bitch the last time i heard that i laughed so hard i fell on my dinosaur

(stepbrothers reference)
User avatar #12 - biffy (11/26/2010) [-]
i heard that but it was three cows and the third was cinderblock!:D
#41 - narufreak (11/26/2010) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #27 - BoBena (11/26/2010) [-]
haha, cause a ridge fell on her when she was born lol.
#18 - Labbratt (11/26/2010) [-]
RAAAAAAAAAAGH!
User avatar #9 - LolaLupe (11/26/2010) [-]
i lol'd sooooo hard
#5 - anonymous (11/26/2010) [-]
That's not funny! My cousin has a fridge!
#4 - anonymous (11/26/2010) [-]
not funny, my cousin has down's syndrome
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