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The Night I Got With A Girl

 
The Night I Got With A Girl. Every single detail in this story is 100% completely true ;D<br /> Haha Thanks for reading! <br /> Join Fanpage for upd

Every single detail in this story is 100% completely true ;D<br />
Haha Thanks for reading! <br />
Join Fanpage for updates and stuffs --&gt; www.facebook.com/pages/Purrdye/134794216545220

This is the story of
The Night
I Got With a Girl
The story begins on a Friday Night, I was out
doing my regular routine. Visiting various
roxo. tiea for . .
night clubs shim girls. It was on this one
night that I got lucky ;), I came across a girl
that meet all the
requirments '
to be the perfect Purrdye' s Perfect
match for me Match
I already planned cf bodys,
what to say, so it D
was time to put
it into action.
I strated over to her..
Can I stir your drink?
Mind itl use my dick?
For some reason she found that offensive..
I felt the urge to apologize to her.. Mainly to
find out what I did wrong, So I bought her a
drink
Sorry about
before.. I bought
you a drink to
apologize
Thats when the
fun began
to put it simply..
IT WAS THE BEST
NIGHT OF MY LIFE
...
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#82 - JuicyMcgee
Reply +45
(11/26/2010) [-]
this made the whole picture
#131 to #82 - ReturnDarkKnight
Reply 0
(11/26/2010) [-]
Dat Ass
#207 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account**
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#209 to #207 - Purrdye [OP]
Reply +5
(11/26/2010) [-]
Best commenter ^^
ROFL :D
#228 to #209 - ROFL
Reply +6
(11/26/2010) [-]
what do you want?
#232 to #228 - Purrdye [OP]
Reply +5
(11/26/2010) [-]
Pie.
#233 to #232 - ROFL
Reply +3
(11/26/2010) [-]
have a nice day
#234 to #233 - Purrdye [OP]
Reply +3
(11/26/2010) [-]
#235 to #234 - ROFL
Reply +4
(11/26/2010) [-]
#44 - KingOfLulz
Reply +25
(11/26/2010) [-]
You can talk with your mouth closed.
Holy ****.
#190 to #44 - Purrdye [OP]
Reply +1
(11/26/2010) [-]
I suppose you are unfarmilar with Ventriloquism :P
#49 to #44 - newtoast
Reply +15
(11/26/2010) [-]
#58 to #49 - llehs
Reply +5
(11/26/2010) [-]
she can also be affected by a roofie without even drinking it
#230 - thisisyoface
Reply +21
(11/26/2010) [-]
this totally made my day, and its 5 in the morning.
#236 to #230 - anon
Reply 0
(11/26/2010) [-]
woot for EAST COAST

< NY
#239 to #236 - AverageUser
Reply 0
(11/26/2010) [-]
I love Detroit!
#174 - StevenVlzqz
Reply +21
(11/26/2010) [-]
Here you go.
#176 to #174 - NicktheMexican
Reply +8
(11/26/2010) [-]
#252 to #176 - Ashenelle **User deleted account**
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#93 - kaycie
Reply +20
(11/26/2010) [-]
my dogs name is rufus.
we all call him roofie
#18 - sooperdooper
Reply +19
(11/25/2010) [-]
1. lick finger
2. wipe on girls shirt
3. say "lets get you out of those wet clothes"
4. do sex
#29 to #18 - anon
Reply 0
(11/26/2010) [-]
5. ???
6. profit
#172 - IcyDeadPeople
Reply +17
(11/26/2010) [-]
so all the other "girls" you saw didnt have boobs?
#48 - funnyjunkwatcher
Reply +17
(11/26/2010) [-]
thought i was on FJ, didnt know i was on 4chan with this one
#57 to #48 - llehs
Reply +3
(11/26/2010) [-]
funnyjunk:
1% funny
99% junk
#187 - bardielbardiel
Reply +8
(11/26/2010) [-]
#196 to #187 - SnacksJr
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(11/26/2010) [-]
#199 to #196 - MrZero
Reply +8
(11/26/2010) [-]
is it sad that i bumped the screen?
#204 to #199 - SnacksJr
Reply +5
(11/26/2010) [-]
No... I did it to...
#213 to #204 - bardielbardiel
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(11/26/2010) [-]
#229 to #204 - Encarna
Reply 0
(11/26/2010) [-]
You bumped your own fist?

Feels bad man.
#226 to #196 - MissLolWorthy
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(11/26/2010) [-]
#255 to #226 - indiankid
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(11/27/2010) [-]
Comment Picture
#208 to #187 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account**
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