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The Night I Got With A Girl

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Haha Thanks for reading! <br />
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This is the story of
The Night
I Got With a Girl
The story begins on a Friday Night, I was out
doing my regular routine. Visiting various
roxo. tiea for . .
night clubs shim girls. It was on this one
night that I got lucky ;), I came across a girl
that meet all the
requirments '
to be the perfect Purrdye' s Perfect
match for me Match
I already planned cf bodys,
what to say, so it D
was time to put
it into action.
I strated over to her..
Can I stir your drink?
Mind itl use my dick?
For some reason she found that offensive..
I felt the urge to apologize to her.. Mainly to
find out what I did wrong, So I bought her a
drink
Sorry about
before.. I bought
you a drink to
apologize
Thats when the
fun began
to put it simply..
IT WAS THE BEST
NIGHT OF MY LIFE
...
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Submitted: 11/25/2010
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User avatar #256 - hieiryuujin (12/08/2010) [-]
LLLOOOOOLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're still awesome
#253 - IamSimon (11/27/2010) [-]
Wait, he got ***** in the night club? And he......
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#250 to #248 - CoolCarl (11/26/2010) [-]
Poker Face
#246 - anonymous (11/26/2010) [-]
Yay! You made me laugh!

I would like MOAR :D
#242 - RayneSummers (11/26/2010) [-]
Okay, you took the long route.

The short route involves a frying pan and the back of her head.

Trust me, I'm Rayne ******* Summers, I know what I'm talking about.
User avatar #243 to #242 - ProjectDelta (11/26/2010) [-]
Rayne for jesus
#240 - AverageUser (11/26/2010) [-]
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User avatar #237 - KiteFlyingBob (11/26/2010) [-]
******* lol'd
#230 - thisisyoface (11/26/2010) [-]
this totally made my day, and its 5 in the morning.
#236 to #230 - anonymous (11/26/2010) [-]
woot for EAST COAST

< NY
User avatar #239 to #236 - AverageUser (11/26/2010) [-]
I love Detroit!
#224 - seddie (11/26/2010) [-]
You go clubbing in shorts?
User avatar #225 to #224 - Yaen (11/26/2010) [-]
No wonder he's desperate.
User avatar #231 to #225 - Purrdye (11/26/2010) [-]
are you saying that i should go clubbing with no pants?
cuz i tried that
User avatar #254 to #231 - Yaen (11/27/2010) [-]
Try clubbing in a bikini. Works like a charm.
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#222 - Noremacs (11/26/2010) [-]
HAHAHA Rape is funny! :D

Pic sort of related I guess?
#219 - xXBananaBishopXx (11/26/2010) [-]
Every friday night
User avatar #215 - RageMuffin (11/26/2010) [-]
how u talk with out opening mouth?
User avatar #221 to #218 - Purrdye (11/26/2010) [-]
thank you for noticing my ventriloquism
User avatar #227 to #221 - ROFL (11/26/2010) [-]
dude that girl didnt even drink it
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
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#210 - babyjezus (11/26/2010) [-]
wait wait wait, you said the pick up line all wrong, you're supposed to say can i shove my dick in your mouth, can''t you do anything right? btw thats only an excuse for you to distract her from her drink while ur buddy plants the roofies in the drink.... so you kinda had the roofies part right though

thank you for reading tonight's segment of "advice from jesus"
User avatar #212 to #210 - Purrdye (11/26/2010) [-]
thank you Jesus.
SO helpful :D
User avatar #214 to #212 - SenatorGalpatine (11/26/2010) [-]
Jesus knows all about roofies. After all, how else would mary have forgotten about sex with god?
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User avatar #209 to #207 - Purrdye (11/26/2010) [-]
Best commenter ^^
ROFL :D
User avatar #228 to #209 - ROFL (11/26/2010) [-]
what do you want?
#233 to #232 - ROFL (11/26/2010) [-]
have a nice day
#202 - anonymous (11/26/2010) [-]
xodiss says : im going to follow you home this week purrdye and make babys in your hair. if thats ok.... 7 times.
User avatar #206 to #202 - Purrdye (11/26/2010) [-]
make an account noobfag :D lol
yeah thats cool with me! ;D
User avatar #198 - MrZero (11/26/2010) [-]
step 1: while she's outcold put her on the kitchen floor
step 2: when she wakes up she'll ask where she is
step 3: elaborate that she's where she belongs
step 4: lol your ass off.
User avatar #200 to #198 - Purrdye (11/26/2010) [-]
step 5: ???
step 6: Profit
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