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The Night I Got With A Girl

Every single detail in this story is 100% completely true ;D<br />
Haha Thanks for reading! <br />
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This is the story of
The Night
I Got With a Girl
The story begins on a Friday Night, I was out
doing my regular routine. Visiting various
roxo. tiea for . .
night clubs shim girls. It was on this one
night that I got lucky ;), I came across a girl
that meet all the
requirments '
to be the perfect Purrdye' s Perfect
match for me Match
I already planned cf bodys,
what to say, so it D
was time to put
it into action.
I strated over to her..
Can I stir your drink?
Mind itl use my dick?
For some reason she found that offensive..
I felt the urge to apologize to her.. Mainly to
find out what I did wrong, So I bought her a
drink
Sorry about
before.. I bought
you a drink to
apologize
Thats when the
fun began
to put it simply..
IT WAS THE BEST
NIGHT OF MY LIFE
...
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Submitted: 11/25/2010
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#82 - JuicyMcgee (11/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
this made the whole picture
+28
#207 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
#44 - KingOfLulz (11/26/2010) [+] (3 replies)
You can talk with your mouth closed.
Holy shit.
#230 - thisisyoface (11/26/2010) [+] (2 replies)
this totally made my day, and its 5 in the morning.
#174 - StevenVlzqz (11/26/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Here you go.
#93 - kaycie (11/26/2010) [-]
my dogs name is rufus.
we all call him roofie
User avatar #18 - sooperdooper (11/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
1. lick finger
2. wipe on girls shirt
3. say "lets get you out of those wet clothes"
4. do sex
#172 - IcyDeadPeople (11/26/2010) [-]
so all the other "girls" you saw didnt have boobs?
#48 - funnyjunkwatcher (11/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
thought i was on FJ, didnt know i was on 4chan with this one
#187 - bardielbardiel (11/26/2010) [+] (8 replies)
+16
#208 to #187 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#41 - dudeinabox (11/26/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Yes, yesss very nice
#98 - cheeezey (11/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
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#85 - ITZaSEAL (11/26/2010) [-]
bitches love roofies
bitches love roofies
#9 - dooo (11/25/2010) [+] (2 replies)
are roofies an instrument
User avatar #33 - derkadur (11/26/2010) [-]
Did you end up stirring the drink with your dick?
#224 - seddie (11/26/2010) [+] (3 replies)
You go clubbing in shorts?
User avatar #215 - RageMuffin (11/26/2010) [+] (4 replies)
how u talk with out opening mouth?
User avatar #73 - MyLolz (11/26/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Hey, what if she WAS allergic to roofies, she'd be dead =]
User avatar #198 - MrZero (11/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
step 1: while she's outcold put her on the kitchen floor
step 2: when she wakes up she'll ask where she is
step 3: elaborate that she's where she belongs
step 4: lol your ass off.
User avatar #200 to #198 - Purrdye (11/26/2010) [-]
step 5: ???
step 6: Profit
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