Things I' m not allowed to do in
I. No matter how good an Austrailians accent I can Clo, I will
not imitate Steve Irwin in Care of "Magical Creatures.
2. Growing Marijuana or mushrooms is not "an
extra credit project for Herby) , "
3. "I' heard every joke about Oliver Ici»’ oota' s name" is not a
4. I will not go to class .
I will not use ' s quill to write "I told you I was
6. I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Meaning Myrtle an
I. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable,
Polishing nymand is not.
8. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this yeat'' s Defense Against
The Dart Arts teacher is tastless and tacky and in no way a clever:
mcknny making concept.
9. I will not start every Potions class by asking Proff. Snape if
taday' s project is suitable far use as a sexual lubricant.
IO., I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.