Clint Eastwood. . CHUCK M/ HO?. "Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have with? That's me." loved gran torino!
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#28 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
Clint Beastwood.
#66 to #28 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
You made it sound as if he has a big cock.
"Beastwood"
#62 to #28 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
Clint Morningwood
User avatar #23 - dakunism (12/20/2009) [-]
"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have ****** with? That's me."

****** loved gran torino!
#27 to #23 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
What are you fish heads looking at?
#31 to #27 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
GET OFF MY LAWWN
#98 to #31 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
this is probably misquoted:
"oh ya ill shoot ya. ill shoot ya and ill go inside an sleep like a baby and you can count on that. back in korea we used to stack ***** like you 5 feet high and use em as sand bags."
User avatar #96 - Peeons (12/20/2009) [-]
Its obvious that clint eastwood is chuck norris's dad
User avatar #144 to #96 - majesticmoose (12/21/2009) [-]
Nice avatar
#118 to #96 - anon (12/21/2009) [-]
chuck norrris isnt even compared to clints **** captcha sober
#52 - xXTheDarkWolfXx **User deleted account** (12/20/2009) [-]
Clint Eastwood invented the rape face.
User avatar #77 to #52 - FREECANDY (12/20/2009) [-]
ninja face?
#5 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
him and chuck norris live in asgard whooping viking ass all day then come back to earth to roundhouse kick and shoot magnum bullets in people. one day their manliness will outgrow their need to kill small amounts of people. when this day comes we will name it the apocalypse of mankind.
#10 to #5 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
NO! they will fuse together with Mr T and become the chuckwood T! they will rule us for a thousand years of darkness and no walking on lawns!!!!!!!
#12 to #10 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
rAgnarock online? lololol i know what ragnarrock rly is just sayin
#22 to #12 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
Beware ChuckWood T!
#46 to #22 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
it will destroy us
#50 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (12/20/2009) [-]
"hey dragon lady, get me a beer" :D
User avatar #42 - majesticmoose (12/20/2009) [-]
You know how they have all of those Chuck Norris jokes? Well, here's a similar one about Eastwood that the man himself even says.

"I once fixed a door that wasn't even broken yet."
#64 to #42 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
What's the difference between a Chuck Norris joke and a Clint Eastwood joke?

There are no Clint Eastwood jokes; they're all true stories.
User avatar #145 to #64 - majesticmoose (12/21/2009) [-]
True, true...
#39 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
Clint Eastwood once lost a game of checkers to Mr. T. In retaliation, Eastwood inveted racism.
#14 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
he invented the stare
#1 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
FUUUUCK YEAH Clint Eastwood!
User avatar #41 - newie (12/20/2009) [-]
the good the bad and the ugly....nuff said
#70 to #41 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
ya damn straight he was rapin then and hes rapin now
User avatar #135 - CaptainMacmillan (12/21/2009) [-]
GET OFF MY LAWN. Clint is the man!!
User avatar #51 - shaunsta (12/20/2009) [-]
not 1 of his movies is be low a 7/10
clint easwood is the best
#75 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
O_____________________________O Holy.... **** .....

* **** self*
#107 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
A black, a chink, and a mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get the **** outta here".

-Quote from Gran Torino
#110 to #107 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
now you can get the **** out of here too
#119 to #110 - anon (12/21/2009) [-]
^^^^^ ******
User avatar #143 to #110 - majesticmoose (12/21/2009) [-]
Don't be hatin, man
#111 to #107 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
lol
#103 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
i stared at his eyes for 5 min...
i think im pregnant
#104 to #103 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
Waita get eye ******
#67 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
YOU FEELING LUCKY PUNK....HUH, DO YO
User avatar #73 to #67 - whatnopaper (12/20/2009) [-]
well ive got one question, do you feel lucky...well, do ya..punk!?
User avatar #74 to #67 - Soilwork (12/20/2009) [-]
he actually has never said that, well here's the quote from Dirty Harry: "I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

#112 to #74 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
100$ says u put the movie lol which makes u have absolutly no life if u put dirty harry on just to prove a comment wrong .....ROFLMFAO
#132 to #112 - anon (12/21/2009) [-]
or he has recently seen it
#136 - anon (12/21/2009) [-]
you feelin' lucky, punk?
User avatar #58 - Crossraod (12/20/2009) [-]
absolutely anything clint says comes out badass
#57 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
"the **** you lookin' at jigaboos" haha im named after him
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