Short Racist Joke. I don't remember where I first heard it.... but many people (including one of my black friends) think it's funny.... Apparently 9884, of blac Racist short funny joke lulul shower sex

Short Racist Joke

Short Racist Joke. I don't remember where I first heard it.... but many people (including one of my black friends) think it's funny.... Apparently 9884, of blac

I don't remember where I first heard it.... but many people (including one of my black friends) think it's funny...

Apparently 9884, of black men prefer
having sex in the chewer.
The ether 2% have never been he prison
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#15 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
Everyone stop being racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for ******* .
#17 to #15 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
should be "crime is for black people" since you're not racist.
User avatar #19 to #17 - andster (12/20/2009) [-]
That was the joke.
#21 to #17 - piggig **User deleted account** (12/20/2009) [-]
go slap urself

u missed the joke
#22 to #21 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
#15 missed the joke that he made?
#41 to #22 - piggig **User deleted account** (12/20/2009) [-]
wowi meant # 17
lol talk about fail
i admit my mistake :\
#28 to #17 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
but "black people" aren't really black. They're brown.
#35 to #28 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
no they are blurple
#34 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (12/20/2009) [-]
why are black people such fast runners?
because the slow ones are in prison.
#60 to #34 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
#47 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
What do you do when you see a black man flopping around on the ground?

Stop laughing and reload.
#50 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
i'm black. i laughed.
#109 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
what do black men and tornadoes have in common??

it only takes one to ruin the neighborhood
#123 to #109 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
wdf dude
i lol'd
#18 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
probably y u only have one black friend.
User avatar #23 to #18 - big tater [OP](12/20/2009) [-]
I have 2 actually... not many black people in my school.
#24 to #23 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
I did not know ******* could go to school?
User avatar #77 - Some One Weird (12/20/2009) [-]
Two black guys are walking down the street when they came across a store with a sign that said "GET WHITE! 99 CENTS!!" The 2 black guys look at eachother and agree that they have both had enough of the racism againts them and decide to get white. They both check their pockets to see how much money they have, one had a dollar, the other had 98 cents. So the one with the dollar says "I'll go in and get white first, then give you the leftover penny so you can get white too!" The other black man agrees and waits outside. 30 minutes later, the man that had the dollar comes out and he had become white! The other man asked for his penny so he could get white. The "white" man replied " **** OFF ****** !!"
User avatar #90 to #77 - Vegeto (12/20/2009) [-]
that was so messed up its a win.
#46 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
racist joke here (im not being offencive i just think its funny!)

how do you fit 36 jews in a mini-van????

you pit them in the ashtray:D
User avatar #48 to #46 - thecrayzeeness (12/20/2009) [-]
lol wasn't signed in:P
User avatar #61 to #46 - big tater [OP](12/20/2009) [-]
you didn't tell it correctly... it's:

how many jews can you fit in a car?
2 in the front, 2 in the back, 54 in the ashtray...

at least that's the way I hear it everytime.
#128 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
what do a blacks and sperm have in common?

One in 3 million actually work
#144 to #128 - DestinyDestroyer (12/21/2009) [-]
You are wrong. Its 1 in every 100 million
#58 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
What do you call a bunch of white guys running down a hill?

What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill?
Mud slide.

What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill?
#64 to #58 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
What about asians? 0_0
#65 to #64 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
he mixed black people and mexicans up
#71 to #65 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
no he didnt.
#67 to #58 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
what do u call a bunch of abo's running down a hill?
#122 to #58 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
Whats the differents between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa only has three ho's!
#75 to #58 - DANDYLION **User deleted account** (12/20/2009) [-]
what's the difference between santa claus and a jew?
santa goes down the chimney

how many jew can you fit in a cab?
it matters how big the ash tray is

what's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a corvette?
I don't have a corvette in my garage
User avatar #80 to #75 - TheRealWalter (12/20/2009) [-]
Now, I consider myself a guy with a sense of humor. Clearly you don't have one. Babies in a trash can? How the hell do you find that funny? I'm all for bashing other religions, but when you start bashing the deaths of the people in the graphic way, you have one ****** up sense of humor.
#111 to #80 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
oh i love baby jokes.
whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees
how do you get a baby to stop crying? YOU STICK A SPEAR THROUGH ITS HEAD
whats the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
im not gonna **** a rock!
and my favorite...
whats the best part about having sex with twenty two year olds?
theres twenty of them!
#112 to #80 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
anyone who likes jeff dunham doesn't have a sense of humor
#107 to #80 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
You'e a tool
User avatar #68 to #58 - big tater [OP](12/20/2009) [-]
what do you call a bunch of white people in a pool?
corn pops

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool?
coco puffs

what's the difference between a pizza and a jew?
a pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

A black guy and his girlfriend are in a car. who's driving?
the cops

what do you do when you come home at night and see your TV floating?
say, "drop it ****** "

I'm sure I have more... but I can't remember them right now. : )
User avatar #73 to #68 - CookiesOverHookies (12/20/2009) [-]
the jew one is just wrong
User avatar #121 - JoeTheRooster (12/20/2009) [-]
What is the difference between a black man and a bunk bed?

-a bunk bed can support 2 kids
#40 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?

A Mudslide :P
User avatar #54 - seahawks (12/20/2009) [-]
How many mexicans does it take to clean a toilet??

None its a womens job

#76 to #54 - DANDYLION **User deleted account** (12/20/2009) [-]
what about a mexican woman?
#84 to #76 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
There are no such things as mexican women...
every woman is the same, so much so that woman is a race...
they make sammichs, clean, make sammichs, and have sex wit you...
#86 to #84 - XxForgivenxX (12/20/2009) [-]
Dang it!!! i wasnt signed in lol
#57 to #54 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
Ah,yes! That reminds me!
I made a fresh batch of sammiches! Ill just leave it here..
*runs back to the kitchen before men start fighting for sammiches*
User avatar #56 to #54 - huckthefuskies (12/20/2009) [-]
i thought they made sammiches...
#62 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy riding a bike in the north?
it might be your bike
why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy riding a bike in the south?
it might be your black guy
#8 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
wats the diff between a pizza and a black man?
a pizza can feed a whole family
#53 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
What would martin luther king jr be if he was white?


What do you call one hundred thousand balck pple heading to the moon?

A good start
#66 to #53 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
why dont black guys have dreams?

The last one that did got shot
#55 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
u know why mexico dosent have big mountains? because they already have enough practice climbing fences
#3 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
Why are black people arfraid of chainsaws?
Because chainsaws go RUN ***** ***** *****
User avatar #4 to #3 - Crazy p (12/20/2009) [-]
hahahahahaha LOOL
User avatar #9 - jonnydizzle (12/20/2009) [-]
if an apple and a black person fall off a tree. who/wat will hit the gound first??
the apple will,cuz the rope will catch the black person.
#5 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
how do you confuse a ***** ?
hide his welfare check under his work boots
#6 to #5 - anon (12/20/2009) [-]
they own work boots?
User avatar #7 to #5 - newfunnyjunksucks (12/20/2009) [-]
they work?
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