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The Bible Explained

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Old Testament the creates the universe and he sees it and it' s sen' eds BUSINESS. eat then Satan pretends to
be a snake and tress Eve, wiring her "-apple er GTFO" it er she was already shearing tits) She cheeses the
fewer and then her and her fuck studdy Adam get as them Eden fer being alt. Then a let ref swipes fucking
intrest esters and we gentle human race which explains a lot. really).
Then later, we gets deer pissed meet Pharaoh Hitler the Jews. he gives theses seine eh eat wees
fer the averse. the ses stages a mass stave and wens up the sea " the Jews can run thm ugh.
closing it behind him and dreaming the ancient Nazis Gee iea' d.
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tor trim to rap to.
New Testament the finds Mary sleeping andjust sticks the tip in and greps his lead Mine months later, Jesus is
hem. Fer his with , Gad gave Jesus mere eh eat tides than he gave the see, plus the rt en pa ashlar's fer
lite, and CF
Later, Jesus means a hard users are punk anti hailed the Did sender Jews here. may get super pissed and
perms panned him WITH a erest and serge nine men hairs. They eager he had gee metre turned on the ugh. SC) he
waited a days and mt siege start an the men pan , earns east: Into irre' s sewer, and mug has at the Jews.
After at, 3 mere guys tell the same star; then this tag get Paul -mete an Essie ad cf shit abrupt sea being evil
and at bunch tit ether stuff that Jesus never fucking said but listened ta Paul anyway because they' re
stupid.
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