Joke 2!. Well my last post went way better than expected, here is my second joke and if this gets decent thumbs as well ill make sure i post jokes regularly. Su meowth
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Joke 2!. Well my last post went way better than expected, here is my second joke and if this gets decent thumbs as well ill make sure i post jokes regularly. Su

Well my last post went way better than expected, here is my second joke and if this gets decent thumbs as well ill make sure i post jokes regularly. Subscribe!<br />
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A man is nude at the
beach, a little girl Comes up to him
SO he covers his penis with a
newspaper. The little girl asks,
Whats under there?" The man says
IA bird." The girl walks away and
the man falls asleep. He wakes up
later in a hospital and is in great
pain. A doctor and a policeman are
at his bed, the doctor asks him, "Do
you remember what happened?"
The man replies "I dent know, i
wasad the beach and i fell asleep
after talking to a little girl." The
lice man says asked her what
happened and she said, "I didnt do
anything to the man, but while he
was asleep, i played with his bird. It
spit at me! So i broke its neck, burned
its nest, and smashed the two little
Imagine the look on his face!)
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#8 - soulsilver
Reply +30 123456789123345869
(11/13/2010) [-]
*reading* *reading* Oh, god!
*reading* *reading* Oh, god!
User avatar #21 - WindexWarrior
Reply +17 123456789123345869
(11/13/2010) [-]
I know joke's usually use the suspension of disbelief to be funny, but 1. how could he sleep through that? 2. who thinks a dick is a bird? and 3. that's a pretty violent thing for a girl to do to a bird.
#6 - Ripper
Reply +16 123456789123345869
(11/13/2010) [-]
this is how I feel
#14 - greasedupdeafdude
Reply +15 123456789123345869
(11/13/2010) [-]
how does he not feel someone playing with his dick.
how does he not feel someone playing with his dick.
#17 - ThrowupCum
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(11/13/2010) [-]
and he neeeeeever woke up?
#26 to #17 - Bowl **User deleted account**
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#31 to #26 - GeneralLeeInsane
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(11/13/2010) [-]
<--When he woke up.
#5 - Treach Da Kid
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(11/13/2010) [-]
old joke but still funny.. to somebody who hasnt heard it i guess
#24 - A Couple of Cats **User deleted account**
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(11/13/2010) [-]
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#1 - KimoruCrystals
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(11/12/2010) [-]
i remember when i first heard this joke i laughed my ass off
User avatar #22 to #1 - PedobearInDisguise
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(11/13/2010) [-]
I would be cringing in my pants.
User avatar #2 to #1 - LvlSixtyNineMeowth [OP]
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(11/12/2010) [-]
Sorry that its a retoast for you then, i just want everyone to see this.
User avatar #3 to #2 - ANONymousMEM
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(11/13/2010) [-]
Its new to me man N1
#11 - CaptainObviousMan
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(11/13/2010) [-]
User avatar #7 - fuhrerpanda
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(11/13/2010) [-]
what kind of retard girl would think a dick is a bird?