Joke 2!. Well my last post went way better than expected, here is my second joke and if this gets decent thumbs as well ill make sure i post jokes regularly. Su
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Joke 2!

Well my last post went way better than expected, here is my second joke and if this gets decent thumbs as well ill make sure i post jokes regularly. Subscribe!<br />
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A man is nude at the
beach, a little girl Comes up to him
SO he covers his penis with a
newspaper. The little girl asks,
Whats under there?" The man says
IA bird." The girl walks away and
the man falls asleep. He wakes up
later in a hospital and is in great
pain. A doctor and a policeman are
at his bed, the doctor asks him, "Do
you remember what happened?"
The man replies "I dent know, i
wasad the beach and i fell asleep
after talking to a little girl." The
lice man says asked her what
happened and she said, "I didnt do
anything to the man, but while he
was asleep, i played with his bird. It
spit at me! So i broke its neck, burned
its nest, and smashed the two little
Imagine the look on his face!)
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Submitted: 11/12/2010
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#8 - soulsilver (11/13/2010) [-]
*reading* *reading* Oh, god!
*reading* *reading* Oh, god!
User avatar #21 - WindexWarrior (11/13/2010) [-]
I know joke's usually use the suspension of disbelief to be funny, but 1. how could he sleep through that? 2. who thinks a dick is a bird? and 3. that's a pretty violent thing for a girl to do to a bird.
#6 - Ripper ONLINE (11/13/2010) [-]
this is how I feel
#14 - greasedupdeafdude (11/13/2010) [-]
how does he not feel someone playing with his dick.
how does he not feel someone playing with his dick.
#17 - ThrowupCum (11/13/2010) [+] (2 replies)
and he neeeeeever woke up?
#5 - Treach Da Kid (11/13/2010) [-]
old joke but still funny.. to somebody who hasnt heard it i guess
#24 - A Couple of Cats **User deleted account** (11/13/2010) [-]
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#1 - KimoruCrystals (11/12/2010) [+] (3 replies)
i remember when i first heard this joke i laughed my ass off
User avatar #2 to #1 - LvlSixtyNineMeowth (11/12/2010) [-]
Sorry that its a retoast for you then, i just want everyone to see this.
#35 - XXBIOHAZARDXX (11/13/2010) [-]
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#10 - UltimatePedo (11/13/2010) [-]
what the guy did to the girl in revenge
what the guy did to the girl in revenge
User avatar #7 - fuhrerpanda (11/13/2010) [-]
what kind of retard girl would think a dick is a bird?
#4 - anon (11/13/2010) [-]
This makes me cross my legs.
#23 - microtype (11/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
His face.
User avatar #20 - MimiLove (11/13/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I dont even have a dick, and i wanted to choke that little girl
User avatar #9 - TheCrispyNinja (11/13/2010) [-]
How would he not wake up from that...
#13 - GoGators (11/13/2010) [-]
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