Guy Rules. i had this up before but i got lost, dont hate. 1. Men ARE NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’ re a big girl. If it' s up, put "
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Guy Rules

i had this up before but i got lost, dont hate

1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’ re a big girl. If it' s
up, put " down. We need " up, you need " down. You
don’ t hear us complaining about you leaving " down.
1. Sunday sports. les like the full moon or the changing oi
the tides. Let " be.
1. Shopping Is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to
think of " that way.
1. crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost
every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help
solving it. That' s what we do.
Sympathy Is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for " months Is a problem. See a
doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an
argument. In fact, all comments become null and void
after T Days.
1. If you won’ t dress like the Victoria’ s Secret girls, don' t
expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you’ re fat, you probably are. Don' t ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and
one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the
other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how
you want " done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say
during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and
neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only up colors, like Windows default
settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve u.
1. If " itches, " will Be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will
act like nothings wrong. We know you are lying, but it is
just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don' t want an answer to,
Expect an answer you don’ t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything
you wear Is fine... Really.
1. Don' t ask us what we’ re thinking about unless you are
prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun
formation, or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape.'
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep
on the couch tonight;
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User avatar #58 - tiddycats (11/13/2010) [-]
I liked number one the best
#2 - puddinhall (11/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
all of them are marked as number 1 try using bullets or changing numbers
User avatar #3 to #2 - piratedninjas (11/12/2010) [-]
guys only live by one rule
#29 - Omnitheist (11/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Number one was right. The rest were bullshit.
User avatar #32 - bfflaalz (11/13/2010) [-]
the voice in my head changed when it changed from green to purple....
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#47 - Shredulex **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#42 - littlejohndoug (11/13/2010) [-]
I agree with number 1
I agree with number 1
#50 - ArtistStallion **User deleted account** (11/13/2010) [-]
....I find it disturbing that I'm female and all of these rules make sense....especially the hints one. and the shopping. I hate shopping. and I wear tennis shoes everywhere. Hell, I may not like sports, but honestly, if you put up with me being bitchy once a month, you deserve sports. and sex. because we are fucking monsters during those days of the month.
#14 - nuthinmuch (11/13/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I really liked this one. Mostly because it wasn't harsh towards anybody. In fact, it was more reasonable than most usual "guy rules" posts. I read through all of it, and being a girl, I just want you to know it helped understand how guys think without the stupid "tits or gtfo" overtone.

-thanks.
#54 - Naabix (11/13/2010) [-]
I agree with #1 ;D;D
I agree with #1 ;D;D
User avatar #17 - pinesol (11/13/2010) [+] (11 replies)
why are they all labled one? every single one starts with (1.)
User avatar #11 - Macketa (11/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Christopher Columbus did need directions
he was meaning to go to india
thats why we call native americans Indians
User avatar #1 - getitan (11/12/2010) [-]
if it itches it will be scratched. we do that.
yes
User avatar #61 - funnybags (11/13/2010) [-]
LOL THUMBS UP ......at first i thought it said gay rules
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+5
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User avatar #48 - InJessicaWeTrust (11/13/2010) [-]
"Christopher Columbus did not need directions"
Uh.. "LOLS HEY INDIA WASSUP"
User avatar #9 - ptram (11/13/2010) [-]
i like number 1 the best
User avatar #34 - shadowphoenix (11/13/2010) [+] (3 replies)
i'm just sayin, we need it down, you need it up... AND down. so just leave the fucker down
User avatar #59 - ASKYLITDRIVE (11/13/2010) [-]
number one is so wise
User avatar #5 - KakashiHatake (11/13/2010) [+] (4 replies)
I agree, what IS the color mauve?
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