Jokes comp. Dedz to sickipedia. Jokes compilation I' m not racist, racism is a crime and crime is for black people I was raping a woman the other night, and she
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Dedz to sickipedia

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I' m not racist, racism is a crime
and crime is for black people
I was raping a woman the other
night, and she cried "Please, think
of my
Kinky hitch
Why don' t black people go on
cruises?
They' re not falling for that one
again
My girlfriend is a porn star,
She is going to be so pissed off
when she stratis out
A black man takes a girl home
from a nightclub
She asks, "Show me it' s true what
they say about black men".
So he stabs her and steals her
purse
I Just had a water fight at the park
with some local kids.
I won!
Homines a match for me and my
kettle
No Pughub, I don' t wanna play
poker, I' m at work
My wife' s star sign was cancer,
and it' s quite ironic how she died;
She was attacked by a giant crab
I called up that rape advice line
the other day...
Unfortunately, it' s only for victims
My wife came home crying
yesterday and she asked me to
console with her; So I hit her over
the head with my Xbox
I was at a cash machine when an
old lady came up to me and asked
to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
So here I am, in the internet
cafe with the biggest *******
****** behind me, watching
every word I
...
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Submitted: 11/12/2010
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#19 - idkmybffmathew (11/13/2010) [+] (4 replies)
this is amazing, especially the last one
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#21 - StillAnAnon **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
#38 - CaptHindsight (11/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
What he shouldn't have done was call the person behind him the biggest ******* ****** . That way, he would have completed the sentence.
User avatar #11 - Kimmysan (11/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
He never finished typing =(
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#28 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
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#32 - thatotherguyk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#18 - augustineIII (11/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
You hit your wife with your Xbox???? Is the Xbox ok?
User avatar #33 - mobstaar (11/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
all of these are from sickipedia, amiright?
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#49 - TrainerRuby **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #16 - lmaonaise (11/13/2010) [-]
i hope you make front page. this is awesome.
#15 - nonanon ONLINE (11/13/2010) [-]
knock knock, whos there, banana
knock knock, whos there, banana
knock knock, whos there, banana
knock knock, whos there, banana

knock knock, whos there, ******
User avatar #7 - Schmeckle (11/12/2010) [+] (5 replies)
I lol'd so hard at the 6th one. I almost never genuinely lol at stuff on the internet, so thumb for you, good sir :D
#34 to #27 - vodkano (11/13/2010) [-]
I give you back a thumb

<---And a bowler hat
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#46 - siddububbas **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3 - psychosamm (11/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
LOL

"I'm not racist, racism is a crime and crime is for black people"

AWESOME!
#58 - ADAMANTIUM (11/13/2010) [-]
nike sould never sponsor suicide prevention.
"this message was brought to you by nike, 'jusst do it'"
User avatar #4 - Petroleum ONLINE (11/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
All of them, straight off Sickipedia...
User avatar #5 to #4 - Fantum (11/12/2010) [-]
He said that. Read the description.
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#39 - Gigleman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#2 - IcyPhyre (11/12/2010) [-]
LOL AT THE LAST ONE
#1 - anonymous (11/12/2010) [-]
credit sickipedia
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