Jokes comp. Dedz to sickipedia. Jokes compilation I' m not racist, racism is a crime and crime is for black people I was raping a woman the other night, and she
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Jokes comp. Dedz to sickipedia. Jokes compilation I' m not racist, racism is a crime and crime is for black people I was raping a woman the other night, and she

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I' m not racist, racism is a crime
and crime is for black people
I was raping a woman the other
night, and she cried "Please, think
of my
Kinky hitch
Why don' t black people go on
cruises?
They' re not falling for that one
again
My girlfriend is a porn star,
She is going to be so pissed off
when she stratis out
A black man takes a girl home
from a nightclub
She asks, "Show me it' s true what
they say about black men".
So he stabs her and steals her
purse
I Just had a water fight at the park
with some local kids.
I won!
Homines a match for me and my
kettle
No Pughub, I don' t wanna play
poker, I' m at work
My wife' s star sign was cancer,
and it' s quite ironic how she died;
She was attacked by a giant crab
I called up that rape advice line
the other day...
Unfortunately, it' s only for victims
My wife came home crying
yesterday and she asked me to
console with her; So I hit her over
the head with my Xbox
I was at a cash machine when an
old lady came up to me and asked
to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
So here I am, in the internet
cafe with the biggest *******
****** behind me, watching
every word I
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#19 - idkmybffmathew (11/13/2010) [-]
this is amazing, especially the last one
User avatar #22 to #19 - AnAnon (11/13/2010) [-]
*Faceplants* Nice troll. xD
+5
#20 to #19 - collinlloyd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#25 to #19 - indiankid (11/13/2010) [-]
Comment Picture
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#21 - StillAnAnon **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#51 to #21 - LEAFMAN (11/13/2010) [-]
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#23 to #21 - mightymilk (11/13/2010) [-]
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#24 to #23 - Desdenne ONLINE (11/13/2010) [-]
Hey Crabman
Hey Crabman
+10
#32 - thatotherguyk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #33 - mobstaar (11/13/2010) [-]
all of these are from sickipedia, amiright?
User avatar #35 to #33 - PITmySHANTS (11/13/2010) [-]
yep :)
#38 - CaptHindsight (11/13/2010) [-]
What he shouldn't have done was call the person behind him the biggest ******* ****** . That way, he would have completed the sentence.
#40 to #38 - daladanth (11/13/2010) [-]
God bless you captain hindsight. GOD BLESS YOU!
User avatar #11 - Kimmysan (11/12/2010) [-]
He never finished typing =(
User avatar #17 to #11 - BitchSlapper (11/13/2010) [-]
That one made me lol
#26 to #11 - FJPopo (11/13/2010) [-]
It's because that fat black man was really hiding a nin
#1 - John Cena (11/12/2010) [-]
credit sickipedia
#18 - augustineIII (11/13/2010) [-]
You hit your wife with your Xbox???? Is the Xbox ok?
User avatar #29 to #18 - Rameak (11/13/2010) [-]
so i'm not the only one that got mad that he would waste an xbox on sumthing as small as his wife.
+3
#46 - siddububbas **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+12
#28 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#42 to #28 - John Cena (11/13/2010) [-]
yeah hit her with a ps3
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#43 to #42 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+4
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#53 to #49 - chikin (11/13/2010) [-]
Tejbz
Tejbz
#60 to #53 - hammywh ONLINE (11/13/2010) [-]
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User avatar #63 to #49 - Protomix (11/14/2010) [-]
lolwut
User avatar #16 - lmaonaise (11/13/2010) [-]
i hope you make front page. this is awesome.
#15 - nonanon ONLINE (11/13/2010) [-]
knock knock, whos there, banana
knock knock, whos there, banana
knock knock, whos there, banana
knock knock, whos there, banana

knock knock, whos there, ******
User avatar #3 - psychosamm (11/12/2010) [-]
LOL

"I'm not racist, racism is a crime and crime is for black people"

AWESOME!
-3
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#30 to #8 - John Cena (11/13/2010) [-]
I disagree.

"Crime is for black people" sounds like he genuinely believes it, without being particularly hateful or angry. Consequently, it sounds like almost an innocent and hilarious mistake.

" ******* " just sounds angry, which takes away the sense of him being genuinely oblivious to how he sounds.


Last one made me laugh out loud.
User avatar #7 - Schmeckle (11/12/2010) [-]
I lol'd so hard at the 6th one. I almost never genuinely lol at stuff on the internet, so thumb for you, good sir :D
User avatar #27 to #7 - Schmeckle (11/13/2010) [-]
Why the **** did I get thumbs down for that?
#34 to #27 - vodkano (11/13/2010) [-]
I give you back a thumb

<---And a bowler hat
User avatar #47 to #34 - Schmeckle (11/13/2010) [-]
Thanks broski :D And a thumb for you in return
User avatar #61 to #47 - vodkano (11/13/2010) [-]
=D
User avatar #31 to #27 - CyanideisHappiness (11/13/2010) [-]
because you touch yourself at night
#58 - ADAMANTIUM (11/13/2010) [-]
nike sould never sponsor suicide prevention.
"this message was brought to you by nike, 'jusst do it'"
User avatar #4 - Petroleum ONLINE (11/12/2010) [-]
All of them, straight off Sickipedia...
User avatar #5 to #4 - Fantum (11/12/2010) [-]
He said that. Read the description.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Petroleum ONLINE (11/12/2010) [-]
That wasn't there when I first saw this picture...
#54 - John Cena (11/13/2010) [-]
1) Copy top Sickipedia jokes.
2) Don't even credit.
3) Post
4) ????
5) PROFIT!!!
#56 to #54 - John Cena (11/13/2010) [-]
Don't even credit?
*looks at description*
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#2 - IcyPhyre (11/12/2010) [-]
LOL AT THE LAST ONE
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