Denny. Give that man a medal<br /> Edit: thanks for the front page FJ. Okay, back story. Iwork at a cafe, and Wave that cafe there are apartments. Most of
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Denny. Give that man a medal<br /> Edit: thanks for the front page FJ. Okay, back story. Iwork at a cafe, and Wave that cafe there are apartments. Most of

Give that man a medal<br />
Edit: thanks for the front page FJ

Okay, back story. Iwork at a cafe, and Wave that cafe there are apartments. Most ofthem belong to drug dealers and those who buy from them. Then, there' s Denny.
Denny is about 65 now, I believe. He' s old, walks barefoot with a cane, wears a straw hat everywhere, and looks like Alan Moore, and usually refers to me as "Peach". He' s traveled the entire world,
twice, and still does. Usually he hitchhikes. He always tells me stories of adventures in exchange for a coffee and a brownie.
So, it' s winter, and it' s been a pretty lazy day. Denny' s sipping at his coffee, I' m an my laptop, when this dude with a horribly fake tan bursts in and demands a coffee. So, I work fast because I can
see the dude' s in a hurry, when I burn my hand pretty bad spilling same coffee an it. I can hearth's dude give out a laud "LIGHT So, I cool my hand up and give him his coffee, he snatches it from my
hand and says the service here sucks. Jerkwad meant even pay me, and suddenly Denny' s blocking his way out the door.
Denny: Ewes me sir, but Wu haven' t payed Peach there for haroark.
Jerkwad: Please. Tell "Peach" it' s not my fault she' s clumsy as hell.
Denny: Youve misunderstand me, sir. Peach overthere works a lat murderthon Wu, and Wu look like Wu cauld spare a dallay.
Jerkwad: Lark, just stop blocking the door and I' ll be an my way.
Denny holds up the cane, and pulls up the an the top of it. HE HAS A MC) SWORD IN HIS GCSE) AMN CANE. And Wu know what he says?
I' killed better men than Wu. Pay Peach her goddamn dues."
Jerkwad freaks out, runs back to the counter and shaves a fifty an it. Murmurs something like Weep the change" and runs out the door. Denny casually sheaths his cane sword and sit back dawn.
And asks for a refill.
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#31 - Cleavland Steamer (11/09/2010) [-]
for some reason i pictured him as clint eastwood.
#36 to #31 - anon (11/09/2010) [-]
There needs to be a movie made about this man. And Clint Eastwood would play him
#105 to #36 - Hickster (11/09/2010) [-]
the adventures of the man without shoes...
i would so go see that
#133 - durfdallas (11/09/2010) [-]
denny made this face when the jersey shore guy walked out
denny made this face when the jersey shore guy walked out
User avatar #17 - Hamish (11/09/2010) [-]
make this a movie
#216 - Maspa (11/10/2010) [-]
This just in, Epic Beard Man strike again, and his name has finally been revealed.
User avatar #92 - Arleer (11/09/2010) [-]
I have a canesword, it is the singlemost coolest thing I have ever bought, and will never regret it.

It's a blown glass handle with a pirate's skull inside of it, and the sword part unscrews.

If if you guys want I can take some pictures of it and put 'em up here.

Best part was that I got it for only $25 :D
User avatar #93 to #92 - GoldenLotus ONLINE (11/09/2010) [-]
you lucky son of a bitch :)
User avatar #94 to #93 - Arleer (11/09/2010) [-]
Oh I know, I love it so ******* much.
#126 to #94 - anon (11/09/2010) [-]
My friend has one like that except it's an 8 ball, you'd also have a better chance of shiving someone with a butter knife.
User avatar #129 to #126 - Arleer (11/09/2010) [-]
Afraid not. Mine came with a high-grit sandpaper inside the casing to prevent it from being sharpened, however I am not an idiot and replaced it with a thin layer of leather. I also sharpened the blade with a hunting knife sharpener.

**** will slice your finger if you simply run it over your skin with its own weight.
User avatar #266 to #93 - Arleer (11/10/2010) [-]
Took some pictures of it and posted it if you'd like to see it.
#114 to #92 - AMATORY (11/09/2010) [-]
Yes please!
User avatar #115 to #114 - Arleer (11/09/2010) [-]
Tomorrow, I promise. You guys just gotta remember to subscribe to me for a day or something so you can see it. You can unsubscribe afterwards, i don't give a **** about that.
User avatar #264 to #114 - Arleer (11/10/2010) [-]
Alright, I posted it.
User avatar #95 to #92 - PurpleStuff (11/09/2010) [-]
Do it plz i will heart you
User avatar #99 to #95 - Arleer (11/09/2010) [-]
It's late, and I'm a huge procrastinator. I'll do it tomorrow.
User avatar #265 to #95 - Arleer (11/10/2010) [-]
Posted it.
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#162 - Prada (11/10/2010) [-]
I taught him well.
#63 - cheeezey (11/09/2010) [-]
Comment Picture
#238 - chikin (11/10/2010) [-]
YOU SHALL NOT PASS
#256 to #255 - chikin (11/10/2010) [-]
because you touch yourself at night
#149 - jennyg (11/10/2010) [-]
Any one else think of this guy?
(From Jurassic Park)
#113 - XxbobbyfinxX (11/09/2010) [-]
I love you Denny......
#104 - SnugglyWuggly (11/09/2010) [-]
Contains way too much win..
User avatar #55 - epicCUBONE (11/09/2010) [-]
LESSON LEARNED:


never mess with a guy with a straw hat.
User avatar #84 to #55 - superflystickman (11/09/2010) [-]
I.E.

(also, Denny is Luffy, after Zoro gives him a sword.
#87 to #84 - superflystickman (11/09/2010) [-]
**** , pic didn't load
User avatar #83 to #55 - elward (11/09/2010) [-]
or a fanny pack... seriously, that **** is scary...
User avatar #171 - xxbillygoatxx (11/10/2010) [-]
I pictured some guy from jersey shore comin up and getting pawned by Mr. Miyagi in a straw hat
User avatar #202 to #171 - ThePartyboy (11/10/2010) [-]
Please remove yourself from inside my head. Have a nice day.

Thank You,
Management
#28 - HIMTheSixSixSix (11/09/2010) [-]
i think we all know who he is in disguise
#57 - maximum (11/09/2010) [-]
dad?!
#2 - Shurnar (11/09/2010) [-]
Rule 1: Never act incautiously when faced with a little old wrinkled smiling man
#6 to #2 - ozzyjd (11/09/2010) [-]
haha wise words of Lu tze by any chance? :P
#7 to #6 - Shurnar (11/09/2010) [-]
ahhh you are familiar with the way of Mrs Cosmopilite I see
#53 to #7 - TheCatInaHat (11/09/2010) [-]
The Way of Mrs. Cosmopilite:
This is a belief system followed by a small number of monks from the Ramtops and is based on the sayings of Mrs. Marietta Cosmopilite, an Ankh-Morpork seamstress. Their koans include 'it never rains but it pours' and 'because'. The Way of Mrs. Cosmopolite is evidence of the phenomenon that wisdom is one of the few things which looks bigger the further away you are from it. The most notable follower, and probably its tongue in cheek inventor, is History Monk Lu-Tze.
#130 - Aich (11/09/2010) [-]
Repost, but a Damn Good One.
#106 - DrPeppir (11/09/2010) [-]
Travel the world twice...?





Drink my own piss.
User avatar #107 to #106 - DrPeppir (11/09/2010) [-]
By the way Denny is just ******* badass.
#89 - THISpissesMEoff (11/09/2010) [-]
<-----denny when he was young
User avatar #101 to #89 - StrictClubBouncer (11/09/2010) [-]
******** , chuck norris doesn't age!
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