wat. wat. FA pack of college students order a floor model big sore en TV for their fiat house. Fl wheel it out to the sportscar they arrived in. Sorry guys, thi wat
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FA pack of college students order a floor model big sore en TV for their fiat house.
Fl wheel it out to the sportscar they arrived in.
Sorry guys, this won' t fit. Do you know anybody with a truck?"
look at each other and go dead silent.
The Hoopty Wagon," they whisper at the same time.
bro pulls out his cell. "Dude. Bring the Hoopty Wagon."
moments pass before Idear the screeching of tires.
FA / roses van blasts into the parking lot at 60 miles per hour.
fratboys start chanting "Hoopty Wagon! Hoopty Wagon! Hoopty Wagon!" as it approaches at speed.
van screeches to a halt at the loading dock.
sliding door slams open and a man leaps out with a bloody war cry of ") C) PTY" ) C) C) C) NANNI"
start leaping and hollering in circles around me.
God I' m about to die.
the TV into the van as fast as possible.
the entire floor is missing from rust.
Flay it down across some seats and back away quickly.
F" CAK guys, you' re good. You' re good."
wallpaper leaps back in and the Hoopty Wagon peels out.
Faith the spell broken, the students thank me and leave in their normal car.
fiuck just happened?
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#127 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #132 to #127 - TigerShark (11/07/2010) [-]
that sounds more like a ricer
User avatar #134 to #132 - bionicsheep (11/07/2010) [-]
damn it, you beat me to it asshole, lol
User avatar #136 to #134 - TigerShark (11/07/2010) [-]
lol
#152 to #127 - scoutftw (11/07/2010) [-]
this is my hoopty wagon...
User avatar #133 to #127 - bionicsheep (11/07/2010) [-]
seems to have the same definition as a ricer
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#135 to #133 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#84 - getitan (11/07/2010) [-]
HOOPTY WAAAAGGOOOONNNNN!
HOOPTY WAAAAGGOOOONNNNN!
User avatar #110 to #84 - monkeybrains (11/07/2010) [-]
I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard.
User avatar #93 to #84 - Glitchh (11/07/2010) [-]
Oh my ******* god I lol'd.
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#117 to #84 - beanerrific **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#177 to #138 - scoutftw has deleted their comment [-]
#178 to #138 - scoutftw (11/07/2010) [-]
yes i can
#74 - lolwutbbqsauce (11/07/2010) [-]
He Knows Too Much.
User avatar #76 to #74 - frucklefish (11/07/2010) [-]
My god...
#148 - Kannas (11/07/2010) [-]
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#122 - ArsonistBug (11/07/2010) [-]
HOOPTY WAAAAGGGGOOONNNNNN!
#128 to #122 - ThatBalloonMan (11/07/2010) [-]
Yeah just put it anywhere. S'all good cause we got the HOOPTY WAGON!!!11!
#131 to #128 - anon (11/07/2010) [-]
is this like... goatse zoomed in??
#96 - jimmyCarrols (11/07/2010) [-]
HOOPTY WAGON HOOPTY WAGON
HOOPTY WAGON HOOPTY WAGON
#103 to #96 - AchickenSammich (11/07/2010) [-]
more like  
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#98 to #96 - bradass (11/07/2010) [-]
Do you mean Shoop-ty wagon?
#41 - Pruzman (11/07/2010) [-]
HOOPTY WAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
HOOPTY WAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
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#37 - LesterDragon **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#27 - Whiteboyyyy (11/07/2010) [-]
HHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYY WWWWWWWAAAAAAGGGGOOOOONNN!
(read it in leeroy jenkins voice)
#24 - SpaceWhale (11/07/2010) [-]
HOOPY  WAGON HOOPY WAGON HOOPY WAGON
HOOPY WAGON HOOPY WAGON HOOPY WAGON
#28 to #24 - jjachura (11/07/2010) [-]
Hoopty
#32 to #29 - anon (11/07/2010) [-]
leo and satan makes up for the failure...
#145 - Sabor (11/07/2010) [-]
#75 - themanwithnoplan (11/07/2010) [-]
hoopty wagon!
#46 - gOObur (11/07/2010) [-]
#23 - demented (11/07/2010) [-]



For all the Fj'ers who are under 18...welcome to college.
#49 to #23 - anon (11/07/2010) [-]
not really, once you're 18, you're kind of a grown man, only some retards are still immature. I could only dream of affording a flat screen tv, I'm using the school library right now for christ sakes. Most of us, at least where I am, have to pay for most of our college because we didn't get ****** scholarships and our parents are too poor, so we work all the time, not do all the stupid **** that you hear about that gives people our age a bad name. Well, that was a rant.
#25 to #23 - anon (11/07/2010) [-]
man im in college and i go to the frat parties and while im sure theyre out there i have yet to meet a frat that nuts
User avatar #26 to #25 - TharealBatman (11/07/2010) [-]
University of Oregon...'nuff said. DO NOT BE THE FIRST TO PASS OUT!
#156 - clownbaby (11/07/2010) [-]
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#175 to #156 - anon (11/07/2010) [-]
reading is good for the soul
User avatar #180 to #156 - pedospartan (11/07/2010) [-]
i thumbed ur comment cuz doctor who is amazing
#161 to #156 - anon (11/07/2010) [-]
that brings me to tears at the moment during that episode
#162 to #161 - Edzone **User deleted account** (11/07/2010) [-]
Seriously, Anons are ******* weird.
#68 - CAPSEDDIE (11/07/2010) [-]
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