I would've read the bible. if it were this interesting<br /> funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1170086/Sudofuuuuuuuuuuuuu/.. "And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall f
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#43 - happymonkey (11/07/2010) [-]
DAMN YOU JESUS!!! DAMN YOU!!
User avatar #42 - EmiDaShogun (11/06/2010) [-]
Dude, wtf, that IS in the Bible?
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User avatar #38 - drewpeacock (11/06/2010) [-]
i was gonna read the bible but then i got high
User avatar #41 to #38 - skorne (11/06/2010) [-]
all the more reason to!
User avatar #37 - EpicFacePalm (11/06/2010) [-]
That St. Patrick?
User avatar #35 - psychedeliic (11/06/2010) [-]
Hey guise.
Why does Jesus never play hockey?

He is afraid of being nailed against the boards.
#33 - anonymous (11/06/2010) [-]
His eyes are dicks...
User avatar #36 to #33 - Pimpachu (11/06/2010) [-]
sperrrrrms
#31 - SumoWamm (11/06/2010) [-]
He should have had one of these little ************* in his pocket, it would have gotten him out of that problem in a jiffy.
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#26 - Yojimbo (11/06/2010) [-]
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User avatar #29 to #23 - RiotXtimE (11/06/2010) [-]
I just want to ask...

Where in the HELL do you people find gifs like this?!?
#34 to #29 - SillyWalksMinister **User deleted account** (11/06/2010) [-]
#18 - eemaan (11/06/2010) [-]
im not christian so em wondering is this a modern version of a biblical story or something ?
User avatar #21 to #18 - CaptainObviousMan (11/06/2010) [-]
No, it's the fact that St. Patrick's day and Easter holiday no longer adheres to the original Christian roots. i.e: Easter used to be about Jesus, now it's about bunnies/eggs. St. Patrick's day used to be about Saint Patrick, now it's about being Irish/drinking.
#44 to #21 - eemaan (11/07/2010) [-]
youre correct ! lol its just that i couldnt figure out what the picture was saying lolz thx for clear up
#17 - DJSR (11/06/2010) [-]
"And Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."
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#20 to #17 - invadersoup (11/06/2010) [-]
Now lets kick some ass.
User avatar #16 - Patheos (11/06/2010) [-]
Leprechauns, the Easter Bunny, Jesus, and the pope have a gun fight at a party with hot ********** girls. I would say " **** logic!" if it wasn't so ******* awesome.
#15 - anonymous (11/06/2010) [-]
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User avatar #14 - fukmylife (11/06/2010) [-]
dah **** ?
#13 - anonymous (11/06/2010) [-]
Why are they using the 10mm SMG from Fallout?
User avatar #12 - TheFunnyJunkie (11/06/2010) [-]
....the **** ?
#9 - Cyno (11/06/2010) [-]
#8 - Typhon (11/06/2010) [-]
leprechauns and the easter bunny got gunned down by jesus and what im assuming is the pope
#10 to #8 - anonymous (11/06/2010) [-]
That's St Patrick. The message here is that if Jesus and St Patrick could see what people did to Easter and St Patty's Day, well... the rest fills itself in.
User avatar #11 to #10 - Typhon (11/06/2010) [-]
oh, well then. thanks fer clearing that up chief :D
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