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Two blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the
other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the
door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously
around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the
window seats realize they' re headed straight for the water at the edge of the
airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough in to the water,
panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the
air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their
magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says/ ya know, Bob,
one of these days, they' re gonna scream too late and we' re all gonna die."