The Priest And His Cock. Check out my profile for more if you like these txt jokes!!. rye priest in a Irish was very fond of the chickens he kept in ithe hen ho funny priest cock
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The Priest And His Cock. Check out my profile for more if you like these txt jokes!!. rye priest in a Irish was very fond of the chickens he kept in ithe hen ho

Check out my profile for more if you like these txt jokes!!

rye priest in a Irish was very fond of the chickens he kept in
ithe hen house out the back of the parish rectory. He had a cock rooster and
about ten hens.
ione Saturday night the cock rooster was missing and the priest suspected that
mas the time the cock fights occurred in the . so he decided to do
ssomething about it at church the next morning.
lat Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"
the men stood up.
i” No, No," he said, "that wasn' t what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?”
the women stood up.
i” No, No," he said, "that wasn' t what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that
doesn' t belong to them?"
the women stood up.
q” No, No," he said, "that wasn' t what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?"
the alter boys stood up.
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Submitted: 12/15/2009
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#9 - anon (12/16/2009) [-]
WTF? There are some weird women in that town.....
User avatar #1 - letsgophillies (12/15/2009) [-]
LMFAO HAS ANYONE SEEN MY COCK
#4 to #1 - anon (12/15/2009) [-]
Fag
#7 to #4 - anon (12/16/2009) [-]
^
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he stands up
#28 - anon (12/16/2009) [-]
A gay Priest o-ho-ho, original.
User avatar #5 - brownhairedginger (12/15/2009) [-]
pedo-priest!!!
#6 to #5 - anon (12/16/2009) [-]
also known simply as "priest".
#8 to #6 - smd (12/16/2009) [-]
soo true !
#23 - anon (12/16/2009) [-]
that made me lol
User avatar #13 - CelticFan (12/16/2009) [-]
oh those darn priests
#2 - anon (12/15/2009) [-]
Yeppers.... Thats what the preists whould do, to us natives ( our grandparents i mean
#18 - BigGayKirk (12/16/2009) [-]
HAHA awesome
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#26 - MrAsshole (12/16/2009) [-]
lucky alter boys ;)
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#30 to #25 - anon (12/22/2009) [-]
youuuuuu r a fag
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#31 - KingWolf **User deleted account** (01/03/2010) [-]
wait .... HALF the women stood up!? That means that half the women sat down! THAT means that half the women havent seen a cock that wasent their .... Oh. My. God. ..... fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap...
User avatar #33 to #31 - ShapeShifter (02/03/2010) [-]
lol!!
User avatar #16 - Jaydia (12/16/2009) [-]
That was funny! =D
User avatar #14 - ThatCoolGuy (12/16/2009) [-]
pedobear+ priests= priceless
User avatar #22 - TechnoCat (12/16/2009) [-]
Why did half the women stand up when the priest asked, "Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"
#29 to #22 - anon (12/16/2009) [-]
Transexuals.
#24 to #22 - anon (12/16/2009) [-]
because they cheated on their husbands
#21 - anon (12/16/2009) [-]
that was totally predictable and NOT FUNNY...
#12 - anon (12/16/2009) [-]
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR
LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO
FREAKY.
1. say your name 10 times
2. say your mom's name 5 times
3. say your crushes name 3 times
4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 PICTURES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK..
#15 to #12 - anon (12/16/2009) [-]
if you dont want us to read it dont post it
#20 to #15 - anon (12/16/2009) [-]
they have to or they wont get kissed by the love of their lives!!!
#27 to #20 - anon (12/16/2009) [-]
it is bleak when the only way you can possibly hope for a kiss is by posting **** like this

feel sorry for the poor kid, they probably havent been laid since the ice age.
#3 - anon (12/15/2009) [-]
repost
#11 to #3 - anon (12/16/2009) [-]
if it's good enough why not have it again. pretty much the same scenerio with your mom.
#19 - anon (12/16/2009) [-]
a guy in my village (in ireland) made this up about our prtiest when he got chickens
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