Forrest Gump Joke. My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." -Forrest Gump. Forrest Gum JENNAY forrest gump dies and goes to heaven
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Forrest Gump Joke. My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." -Forrest Gump. Forrest Gum

My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." -Forrest Gump

Forrest Gump Joke
Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven.
The gatekeeper at the gate to heaven says, "There are too many people in heaven so you have to pass this quiz to
get in."
Forrest Gump says, "Okay."
The gatekeeper says, "First question: What two days of the week begin with T?"
Gump replies, "That! s easy. Today and tommorrow."
The gatekeeper says, "Well, I didn' t think of that so I' ll give it to you"
Second question: "How many seconds are in a year?"
Gump says, "12, January End , February End...”
The gatekeeper says, "That wasn' t what I was thinking, but I' ll give it to you"
Last question: "What is God' s first name?"
Gump replies, "Howard."
The gatekeeper says, "How on earth did you get Howard?"
Gump says, or s common sense. Our father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name."
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User avatar #34 - moonshine (12/15/2009) [-]
i read it in forrests voice
#14 - anon (12/15/2009) [-]
Life's a dick. Don't blow it.
#32 to #14 - anon (12/15/2009) [-]
That comment has as much win as... well... win. Couldn't think of anything clever today....
#5 - anon (12/15/2009) [-]
anyone read this in his voice?
#7 to #5 - Les **User deleted account** (12/15/2009) [-]
yes
#9 to #7 - anon (12/15/2009) [-]
i did....DX
#12 to #5 - anon (12/15/2009) [-]
weird because it was perfect too
#17 to #5 - anon (12/15/2009) [-]
yes i did, but i read the voice keepers name in morgan freemans voice
#19 to #17 - anon (12/15/2009) [-]
voice keeper??
#18 to #17 - anon (12/15/2009) [-]
lol mee too!!! capatcha brisk
#57 - anon (12/15/2009) [-]
who read it in a retads voics
#59 to #57 - anon (12/15/2009) [-]
i gotta admit... i did :)
#36 - anon (12/15/2009) [-]
Thumbs up if you read this in Forrest Gump's voice
#55 to #36 - anon (12/15/2009) [-]
I was definetly going to mention that if no one else had! Haha! Awesome!
#22 - anon (12/15/2009) [-]
Momma says women are like a box of choclates, you never know which ones gonna have nuts!
#8 - anon (12/15/2009) [-]
i've heard it where god's name was Andy...(And he walks with me, and he talks with me, and he tells me i am his own) it's the lyrics to an old school hymn, check it out...haha
User avatar #54 - shaunsta (12/15/2009) [-]
this is 1 of my favorite movies :)
forest gump ftw
#46 - anon (12/15/2009) [-]
"BUBBA!!!"
#40 - anon (12/15/2009) [-]
Haha, I like the tag "JENNAY"!
User avatar #39 - FAISCISTBUG (12/15/2009) [-]
"Lieutenant Dan!!! You got legs!"
#1 - anon (12/15/2009) [-]
Momma said theys my magic shoes
#10 to #1 - StaticSoup (12/15/2009) [-]
they could take me anywhere
#51 - anon (12/15/2009) [-]
bubba was my very best good friend
#53 to #51 - anon (12/15/2009) [-]
hey EVERY 1lol
#45 - anon (12/15/2009) [-]
it is a good movie and that joke is off the chain
#42 - anon (12/15/2009) [-]
momma says these my magic shoes, they take me any where i wanna go...momma also used to hit me in the head and call me a retard
#48 to #42 - anon (12/15/2009) [-]
Mah....mah mamma said that if I keep running towards the ledge, I can take off and fly!
User avatar #56 - Bacula (12/15/2009) [-]
Ive worn lots of shoes...
#58 to #56 - anon (12/15/2009) [-]
i bet if i tried real hard i could remember my first pair of shoes
#3 - anon (12/15/2009) [-]
That was on Lano and Woodley. Only they said 'Harold'.
User avatar #4 - Sephriomnislash (12/15/2009) [-]
Momma makes all kinds of Shrimp
Bubblegum Shrimp
Shrimp Stew
Can you name any?
#15 - anon (12/15/2009) [-]
Hehe thats pretty funny good movie too! =D
User avatar #13 - rherrero (12/15/2009) [-]
LT. DAN
lol
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