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X-Mas Flow Chart

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Parents commit G
murder beeds mewthree
not We with any
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their fattar dawn stairs to find
parents dead m
ritualistic suicide
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Myrtle and the homeless
man they inexplicably
to watch en TV
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The Great Uncle. Steve
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to the dining TEN
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fer dinner
of winder. injures
passing cyclist
Mum detonates small Turkey! *5
explosive device under /''
dining table "mm
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with a
lifeguard called Juan Christmas Sherry
pudding! trifle!
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threas Juilet out of winder. lavatory!
claiming it to he "Gamer.
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Uncle Stet. -e forcibly the living mom
rennet. -ed by police a family game
hypnopony" t///' X
Grand ma and Dad "Charades 'lie' d,' iill/
wanna be the dog
Aunt Myrtle attempts to
portray ‘Last Tango Mum Wing
in Paris"
Grandma and Dad
challenge each ether Children scarred Mam runs "pr try
to a pistol duel far we with El
lifeguard named Juan
Pistols nat available.
settle fer throwing
rocks instead Anyway, time my
Drunkenness offsets f ''h' ssa,
Dad' s aim: little Hannibal
stoned to death
Grandma refuses
to leave until she
Myrtle refuses to can be the dog
leave until her spirit
guide Big Chief Running
Buffalo tells her he
Dad discreetly
pushes Grandma
Myrtle hurled .
wt "'",, downthe stairs
Ancient Apache spirits Dad remain
are angered and the
heu is destroyed by "hss,,
legions angry dead
list fight
family Ch it samas
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#13 - billythegoat
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(12/14/2009) [-]
#15 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account**
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(12/14/2009) [-]
this flow chart is better then sex! XD
#25 to #15 - anon
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(12/15/2009) [-]
shut up and colour!
#39 - Ashtwofourthree [OP]
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(12/15/2009) [-]
#40 to #39 - anon
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(12/15/2009) [-]
yep done that ...no television a strong chair though
#21 - patriotic canadian
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(12/15/2009) [-]
*everyone gathers for a game. -> russian rulet -> mom wins -> runs off with a lifeguard name juan*

#38 to #21 - anon
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(12/15/2009) [-]
Except... You know they didn't spell it like a 5 year old.
#34 - EarthRester
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(12/15/2009) [-]
this was so full of win I am not even sure adding bacon would improve it.
#42 - MrOrange
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(12/15/2009) [-]
I want your Christmas's Russian Roulette. **** YEAH
#18 - anon
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(12/14/2009) [-]
#20 to #18 - anon
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(12/14/2009) [-]
in soviet russia, casbah rocks the
#23 to #20 - Ashtwofourthree [OP]
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(12/15/2009) [-]
i think its time for
*glasses put me on*
another in soviet russia reply-chain
#24 to #23 - anon
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(12/15/2009) [-]
in soviet russia, charts flow x-mas
#26 to #24 - anon
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(12/15/2009) [-]
in soviet russia, the glasses wear you
#27 to #26 - SuperTroopers
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(12/15/2009) [-]
in soviet russia, Santa takes presents
#28 to #27 - Apathy
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(12/15/2009) [-]
In Soviet Russia, Stalin shoots the grandparents and deports the rest of the family to the gulags.
#29 to #28 - Ashtwofourthree [OP]
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(12/15/2009) [-]
in soviet russia, trees decorate you!
#31 to #29 - anon
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(12/15/2009) [-]
In Soviet Russia, decorate trees you!
#33 to #31 - lolhead
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(12/15/2009) [-]
in Soviet Russia, Santa rocks your casbah
#37 to #33 - anon
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(12/15/2009) [-]
In Soviet Russia, Stalin rocks Santa's casbah
#47 to #37 - anon
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(12/15/2009) [-]
In Soviet Russia, Turkeys eat humans
#49 to #47 - anon
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(12/15/2009) [-]
In Soviet Russia First present tears into Little Jeffrey
#54 to #49 - Tacolicious
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(12/15/2009) [-]
In Soviet Russia, the town comes to santa
#61 to #54 - ProMaiden
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(12/15/2009) [-]
in soviet russia, the comes town to santa
#11 - darkwind
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(12/14/2009) [-]
A typical family Christmas at the Jerry Springer residence.
#9 - ProMaiden
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(12/14/2009) [-]
Yeah, that seems to be about right. Wait, hold on, no pedobear jumps out of box in this. must be wrong.
#3 - UnderageOverdose **User deleted account**
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(12/14/2009) [-]
last tango in paris: will always scar people for life.