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X-Mas Flow Chart

THE CHRISTMAS
Children wake Parents make them
Fortunately, I m
Children beonce en
Parents commit G
murder beeds mewthree
hours
not We with any
children J
Judge maes in Children came
their fattar dawn stairs to find
parents dead m
ritualistic suicide
Parents insist en whale
family being dawn stairs
heiter any presents ‘*5 Children' s heads
are opened with
anticipation N
Parents mum
gratefully to bed
Children restrain
I believe I have
already mentioned that
I do not the with
any children ROCK THE
CAGE'S!
Little Jeffrey tears
inte his mist
present
Nnr, indeed.
anyine at all
Action Man Super
**** Jet Fighter Tu me
Leader "
No presents Sweater hm“
this year Grandma
But I wanted
Pleased the ..."
Head explodes 1 l
So lonely l Gees to play wildra DEATH
Lang ratify. little with it MARY “Alli
**** parental ")
Held me First present fer
Jeffrey' s little sister
Hannibal
Just Like Mum" l,
toy eyed playset .
But I wanted Amen . Novelty
Man Super **** lighter frem Strange
Jet Fighter Tu the Uncle Steve
Leader !" Pleased
DEATH o, w''' Gees remarkably well
biscuit Weird Aunt Myrtle
Children burst inte
Mum? present ream at precisely
to Dad -D‘ -3 ' the wrang moment
Leather
thong
Sailors Geeks
s.,. Pretends to be delighted.
just as he has every year
in this tawdry sham cf
a marriage )
Diverse 3 prints. of Ar" ‘H Dad' s present
And what the **** Naughty nig ht
Mum [HUME with
shouldnt have."
His duty fer the day nver,
Dad settles dawn in frend
ofthe W while Mum weeps
resignedly effie the kitchen
ROCK THE
Relatives arrive "ts, CAGE'S!
J' Grand ma and
Grandad
Uncle Sieve, Aunt
Myrtle and the homeless
man they inexplicably
to watch en TV
Dad wins T/ I
Godzilla"
The Great Uncle. Steve
wins
Escape
A Care Bears
Christmas"
to the dining TEN
Television hurled out
fer dinner
of winder. injures
passing cyclist
Mum detonates small Turkey! *5
explosive device under /''
dining table "mm
Gravy!
Mam runs away ta w/''
with a
lifeguard called Juan Christmas Sherry
pudding! trifle!
A drunk Uncle Steve Mass Emma to
threas Juilet out of winder. lavatory!
claiming it to he "Gamer.
Everyone hack to
Uncle Stet. -e forcibly the living mom
rennet. -ed by police a family game
hypnopony" t///' X
Grand ma and Dad "Charades 'lie' d,' iill/
wanna be the dog
Aunt Myrtle attempts to
portray ‘Last Tango Mum Wing
in Paris"
Grandma and Dad
challenge each ether Children scarred Mam runs "pr try
to a pistol duel far we with El
lifeguard named Juan
Pistols nat available.
settle fer throwing
rocks instead Anyway, time my
Drunkenness offsets f ''h' ssa,
Dad' s aim: little Hannibal
stoned to death
Grandma refuses
to leave until she
Myrtle refuses to can be the dog
leave until her spirit
guide Big Chief Running
Buffalo tells her he
Dad discreetly
pushes Grandma
Myrtle hurled .
wt "'",, downthe stairs
Ancient Apache spirits Dad remain
are angered and the
heu is destroyed by "hss,,
legions angry dead
Arguments
washingtub
ROCK THE
list fight
family Ch it samas
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User avatar #13 - billythegoat (12/14/2009) [-]
OH **** NOT GANGOR AGAIN
#15 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (12/14/2009) [+] (1 reply)
this flow chart is better then sex! XD
User avatar #39 - Ashtwofourthree (12/15/2009) [+] (1 reply)
TELEVISION HURLED OUT WINDOW INJURES CYCLIST!!!
User avatar #21 - patriotic canadian (12/15/2009) [+] (1 reply)
*everyone gathers for a game. -> russian rulet -> mom wins -> runs off with a lifeguard name juan*


THAT WAS HILARIOUS
#34 - EarthRester (12/15/2009) [-]
this was so full of win I am not even sure adding bacon would improve it.
User avatar #42 - MrOrange (12/15/2009) [-]
Seriously,
I want your Christmas's Russian Roulette. **** YEAH
#18 - anonymous (12/14/2009) [+] (14 replies)
ROCK THE CASBAH!!
User avatar #23 to #20 - Ashtwofourthree (12/15/2009) [-]
i think its time for
*glasses put me on*
another in soviet russia reply-chain
YYYEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
User avatar #11 - darkwind (12/14/2009) [-]
A typical family Christmas at the Jerry Springer residence.
User avatar #9 - ProMaiden (12/14/2009) [-]
Yeah, that seems to be about right. Wait, hold on, no pedobear jumps out of box in this. must be wrong.
#3 - UnderageOverdose **User deleted account** (12/14/2009) [-]
last tango in paris: will always scar people for life.
+3
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User avatar #12 - QuebecTroll (12/14/2009) [-]
That was the funniest stuff I have saw for a long time. I LOL'ed so much that I woke up my lil bro
#4 - anonymous (12/14/2009) [+] (1 reply)
tooooooo much to read
User avatar #10 to #4 - Ashtwofourthree (12/14/2009) [-]
yooooour loss
#1 - anonymous (12/14/2009) [+] (1 reply)
toooo ngg looong ngg -head explodes-
#14 to #1 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (12/14/2009) [-]
woooorrtthhhh iiittt
wooorrrtthhhh iiittt
-head explodes of pure laughter-
User avatar #56 - harokitta (12/15/2009) [-]
To lazy to read!:/
#41 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [+] (2 replies)
is it sad that i'm too lazy to read this?
User avatar #46 to #41 - MyNameIsPeter (12/15/2009) [-]
nope
#8 - anonymous (12/14/2009) [+] (2 replies)
this is the worst ******* flowchart its got like 8 options out of 8 options into 8 more options i refuse to finish
User avatar #19 to #17 - xXxPRINCESSxXx (12/14/2009) [-]
I think he does. I feel bad for him.
#53 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
Cool story, bro.
#52 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
somebody the clash. rockin the casbah
User avatar #50 - OneHundredandFifty (12/15/2009) [-]
for those too lazy to read it all, here's a summary: epic
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