The Television. . On a cold, late September night... My eyes opened to a Terrifying sight. My television set had suspended itself in midair... V eyes cou . not  TV
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The Television

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On a cold, late
September night...
My eyes
opened to a
Terrifying
sight.
My television set had
suspended itself in
midair...
V eyes cou . not avert
thems es fro a freighter's
As fear and panic sank in, and I
began to urinate...
An Idea, my
mind began
contemplate.
I grabbed
the gun
under my
pillow, with
my finger on
the trigga'
I turned on the
light and yelled:
As the thief ran out
of sight
I chased after
him with all of
my might.
As he crawled through
the window mg to
I ,9 pulled the trigger, and
popped a cap in his
black ass.
DAMMIT MARCUS! GO TO THE
PRINCIPAL' S OFFICE!"
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Submitted: 11/02/2010
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#178 - cakeater (11/02/2010) [-]
#175 - Monopolus ONLINE (11/02/2010) [-]
Who else thought that once he said 'trigga' he was gonna say '			******		....
Who else thought that once he said 'trigga' he was gonna say ' ****** ....
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#111 - Santaisirish **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#841 - Zizzerman (11/03/2010) [-]
HE'S CLIMBIN UP YO WINDOW
SNATCHIN' YO T.V UP
#851 to #841 - totallyChaz (11/03/2010) [-]
try'n to take them so you better
hide your disks
and hide your wires
User avatar #856 to #851 - zoluwyatt (11/03/2010) [-]
and hide your xbox
cause they taking everything out here
#858 to #856 - totallyChaz (11/03/2010) [-]
why you have to run away
we chasing you
we gonna shoot you
we gonna shoot you
User avatar #885 to #858 - PopcornViking (11/04/2010) [-]
yo all you people are dumb
you are dumb
you are so sumb
you are really really dumb
Alabama, we gonna find you
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#210 - RPGgrenade **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#79 - IamTNT (11/02/2010) [-]
This is the real funnyjunk :D glad to see its coming back.
#105 to #79 - ajbizzle (11/02/2010) [-]
Thats a funny statement because the real funnyjunk will never be back..
#97 to #79 - Jacob the Maddog **User deleted account** (11/02/2010) [-]
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#103 to #97 - DerpDerpDurr **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#143 to #126 - Jacob the Maddog **User deleted account** (11/02/2010) [-]
WHY!!!
#145 to #143 - lmaopwnt (11/02/2010) [-]
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#21 - Moog (11/02/2010) [-]
:)
User avatar #27 to #21 - TheZohan (11/02/2010) [-]
*Achievement unlocked, stay fat on deserted island with no food.*
#146 - Vanpy (11/02/2010) [-]
#144 to #135 - whitesupremacist **User deleted account** (11/02/2010) [-]
thats wierd it resembles gay pride..
#564 - PulseV (11/03/2010) [-]
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#120 - grundo (11/02/2010) [-]
The **** ?
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User avatar #117 to #98 - jellyman (11/02/2010) [-]
YAY!!! NEW MEME!!!
#731 - JerrycanZ (11/03/2010) [-]
Brilliant!
Brilliant!
User avatar #740 to #731 - aphextwin (11/03/2010) [-]
nice avatar man!
#198 - briancb (11/02/2010) [-]
Give this man a medal!
#171 - HIMTheSixSixSix (11/02/2010) [-]
lol, that was awesome
User avatar #892 - joshthebassplayer (11/06/2010) [-]
one of the funniest posts ive ever seen
User avatar #805 - KevKK (11/03/2010) [-]
it looks like he
*searches pocket for glasses*
looks like
*keeps searching*
looks like...
i left my glasses at my office

**** .
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