The Television. . On a cold, late September night... My eyes opened to a Terrifying sight. My television set had suspended itself in midair... V eyes cou . not  TV
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The Television

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On a cold, late
September night...
My eyes
opened to a
Terrifying
sight.
My television set had
suspended itself in
midair...
V eyes cou . not avert
thems es fro a freighter's
As fear and panic sank in, and I
began to urinate...
An Idea, my
mind began
contemplate.
I grabbed
the gun
under my
pillow, with
my finger on
the trigga'
I turned on the
light and yelled:
As the thief ran out
of sight
I chased after
him with all of
my might.
As he crawled through
the window mg to
I ,9 pulled the trigger, and
popped a cap in his
black ass.
DAMMIT MARCUS! GO TO THE
PRINCIPAL' S OFFICE!"
...
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#13 - iFaRtRaINboWZzz (11/02/2010) [+] (7 replies)
#178 - cakeater (11/02/2010) [-]
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#21 - Moog (11/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
:)
#79 - IamTNT (11/02/2010) [+] (7 replies)
This is the real funnyjunk :D glad to see its coming back.
User avatar #805 - KevKK (11/03/2010) [+] (1 reply)
it looks like he
*searches pocket for glasses*
looks like
*keeps searching*
looks like...
i left my glasses at my office

**** .
#175 - Monopolus (11/02/2010) [-]
Who else thought that once he said 'trigga' he was gonna say '						******					....
Who else thought that once he said 'trigga' he was gonna say ' ****** ....
#366 - juiceboxroxs (11/02/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Princlpe
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#841 - Zizzerman (11/03/2010) [+] (4 replies)
HE'S CLIMBIN UP YO WINDOW
SNATCHIN' YO T.V UP
#761 - demented (11/03/2010) [-]


This is full of win man. You've seriously out done yourself.
#501 - CrayonShinChan (11/02/2010) [+] (2 replies)
HE'S CLIMBIN UP YO WINDOW
SNATCHIN' YO T.V UP
#737 - freshtic (11/03/2010) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #664 - Crunchie (11/03/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Ottovan.. You are definitely the funniest and most original user on this site.... even better than Davemaster i think. +1 Thumb for you.
#666 - SomeRandomPerson (11/03/2010) [-]
And that kids, is how i first popped a cap in a 						******					 ass
And that kids, is how i first popped a cap in a ****** ass
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#135 - lieksmudkipz (11/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
#64 - Vredesbyrd (11/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
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