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#1 - soraisrox (10/31/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Because I've read this before already. Still a good read, I suppose.
Because I've read this before already. Still a good read, I suppose.
#187 - Quackles (11/01/2010) [-]
*the lights turn off*  
on comes his father and mothers sextape they accidentally recorded over the evidence last night  
father: my bad bro
*the lights turn off*


on comes his father and mothers sextape they accidentally recorded over the evidence last night

father: my bad bro
#19 - SGOS (10/31/2010) [-]
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User avatar #30 - BigDean (10/31/2010) [+] (2 replies)
**** medals... **** holidays... this guy deserves his own country... Give him Cuba... Cuba could use a guy like this.
#6 - TripinK (10/31/2010) [-]
tape or it didnt happen

but still story is epic :)
User avatar #109 - JayAndSilentRobert (10/31/2010) [-]
Bow to this man

He is a god in mmortal form.
#65 - Voxoner (10/31/2010) [-]
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#116 - lukelbd (10/31/2010) [-]
also this is a repost that i have read twice before...
#203 - Common Pepe (11/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
So let's PRETEND that this story is legit. It's actually truly AWFUL! no WIN in it. it's basically just some idiot with a cunty ex, and he's just being equally as cunty as her. because you just don't ******* do that to someone who's pregnant. even if it is a "cumdumpster" or whatever. The guy who wrote this is as much of a little **** as his ex. and the ex isn't the slightest bit hot. she's UGLY!
User avatar #204 to #203 - phoneman (11/01/2010) [-]
'Tis a tale of revenge. That means being as much an asshole as you possibly can. **** the high road, bitch deserved it.
And falsely accusing someone of such a horrible crime? Well that should give her a ******* beating. Real rapists should be killed, by me or the victim (Justice systems don't work at all in rape cases), but her actions do not inspire forgivenes
#165 - MasherZ **User deleted account** (11/01/2010) [-]
this is filled with so much epic win that it made me cry, 			****		 brix and cum at the same time
this is filled with so much epic win that it made me cry, **** brix and cum at the same time
User avatar #95 - apetoad (10/31/2010) [+] (5 replies)
you sir deserve a metal
User avatar #97 to #95 - superwalrusness (10/31/2010) [-]
what kind of metal? gold? tin? aluminum? wait, how about we give him a MEDAL instead?
User avatar #70 - Sharkguy (10/31/2010) [+] (16 replies)
Can someone give me a tl;dr?
User avatar #77 to #70 - irishhugz (10/31/2010) [-]
he and a chick dated, then broke up. then she went b'awwing to him about how she was preggers and needed him to take her to the abortion clinic. he said "only if you suck my dick", which she did, but then he changed his mind. then she was all "i'm going to tell everyone you raped You need to login to view this link turns out he had gotten it all on tape. so they go to court, and on the day the verdict was to be made, he busted out the video. he gets off scot-free, she gets landed with the court fees and charged with false accusation and intent of damaging his reputation. plus, she really was pregnant. the pic is of her.
User avatar #8 - Mrbonzv (10/31/2010) [-]
Gave that bitch an orange jumpsuit.

Bitches love orange jumpsuits.
User avatar #183 - FostedCupcake (11/01/2010) [-]
I think this is fake. First off, judges never say the jury will have a verdict by the end of the day. Juries have as long as it take to come up with a verdict. After a while(more than a day) if they can't come to a unanimous decision then it results in a hung jury. You also can't just submit evidence like that in court. It's a process to submit evidence.
#170 - nekoakuma (11/01/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Where's the charge for filming child pornography?

Australian laws state pornographic videos and images of children under the age of 18 are illegal and are a chargeable offence.
#168 - UNONYMOUS (11/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
THAT IS 			*******		 EPIC!!!!!!!!
THAT IS ******* EPIC!!!!!!!!
User avatar #38 - IDyslexiaHave (10/31/2010) [-]
Biggest Repost EVER!
#5 - Aces (10/31/2010) [-]
...yes...Yes...YES!!! WIIIIIIN!
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