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#19 - SGOS (10/31/2010) [-]
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User avatar #30 - BigDean (10/31/2010) [-]
**** medals... **** holidays... this guy deserves his own country... Give him Cuba... Cuba could use a guy like this.
#35 to #30 - anon (10/31/2010) [-]
#75 to #30 - Cordol (10/31/2010) [-]
For some reason once I read "cuba" I read the rest of this sentence in Scarface's voice then preceded to read the whole entire thing in Scarface's voice, it sounded pretty epic so I gave you a thumb.
#6 - TripinK (10/31/2010) [-]
tape or it didnt happen

but still story is epic :)
#187 - Quackles (11/01/2010) [-]
*the lights turn off*  
on comes his father and mothers sextape they accidentally recorded over the evidence last night  
father: my bad bro
*the lights turn off*


on comes his father and mothers sextape they accidentally recorded over the evidence last night

father: my bad bro
User avatar #109 - JayAndSilentRobert (10/31/2010) [-]
Bow to this man

He is a god in mmortal form.
#1 - soraisrox (10/31/2010) [-]
Because I've read this before already. Still a good read, I suppose.
Because I've read this before already. Still a good read, I suppose.
#198 - anon (11/01/2010) [-]
So much ******* win!!!, wish i could thumb up more than once
#238 - anon (11/01/2010) [-]
sneaky ******* bastard
User avatar #183 - FostedCupcake (11/01/2010) [-]
I think this is fake. First off, judges never say the jury will have a verdict by the end of the day. Juries have as long as it take to come up with a verdict. After a while(more than a day) if they can't come to a unanimous decision then it results in a hung jury. You also can't just submit evidence like that in court. It's a process to submit evidence.
User avatar #38 - IDyslexiaHave (10/31/2010) [-]
Biggest Repost EVER!
#5 - Aces (10/31/2010) [-]
...yes...Yes...YES!!! WIIIIIIN!
#65 - Voxoner (10/31/2010) [-]
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#116 - lukelbd (10/31/2010) [-]
also this is a repost that i have read twice before...
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#41 - Klopac (10/31/2010) [-]
This deserves the front of the front of the front page
This deserves the front of the front of the front page
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