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Cl For Jul the Nice Guys Anonymous (/ ( Sat)
This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last. that never become mere than friends, that endure hours offlining and bitching about what
assholes guys are. while disproving the very point. This is dedicated tethers guys whe always provide a shoulder's lean en but restrain themselves to tentative
hugs, these guys whe hold epin doors and give reassuring pats en the back and sit patiently outside the changing reem at department stores. This is in haner
ofthe guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/ beautiful/ smart/ funny/ eitheir/ friends are at the appropriate moment. because they know most girls need
that litany of support. This is in haner ofthe guys with epin minds, with hairyback attitudes, with hinest concern. This is in haner ofthe guys whe respect a
girl' s every facet. hem her privacy's style.
I I 'It T Ill 'Illia' lil E I Anonymous (lfie/ 14/ 09( Sat) 14: Neil l 38682
This is fer the guys whe escort their drunk, bewildered female friends back hem parties and never take advantage once they' re at her door, fer the
guys whe accompany girls to bars as buffers against the rest of the creepy male population, fer the guys whe know a girl is fishing fer compliments
but give them out anyway, fer the guys whe always play by the rules in a game where the rules fairer cheaters- fer the guys whe are accredited as
boyfriend material but somehow don' t end up being boyfriends, fer all the nice guys whe are overlooked, underestimated. and unappreciated. fer all
the nice guys who are manipulated. misled, and unjustly abandoned. this is foryou.
I Anonymous (( Sat) 14:
This is forthat time she left 40 urgent messages on phone, and when yee called her back, she spent three hours painstakingly dissecting two sentences her boyfriend said to her over
dinner. And even thaugh you thaught her boyfriend was a chump and a jerk, you assured her that it was all and she sheehan' t worry about it. This is fer that time she interrupted the best killing
spree yee' d ever orchestrated in GTAG to rant about a rumor that romantically linked her and the guy she thinks is the meet repulsive person in the werld- And even thaugh we thaught it was
immature and you had nothing against the guy, you paused the game fer two hours and helped her conceit a to spread around the floor. This is also fer that time she didn' t have a date,
so after numerous vows that there was nething ‘seems’ between the two of you, she dragged you to a party where yee knew nobady, the beer was awful, and she flirted shamelessly with you,
justifying each fit of reckless teasing by announcing to everyine: 'oh, but we' re just ' And even thaugh we were invited purely as a symbolic warm body fer her ego, you went anyways.
Because we' re nice like that.
El Anonymous (/ ) 14: 03: 45
The nice guys den' t aften get credit where credit is due. And perhaps more disturbing, the nice guys don' t seem to get laid as aften as they sheild- And I wish I could logically explain this trend, but I
can' t. From what I have observed en campus and what I have Beamed hem talking friends at other schools and in the workplace, the only conclusion I can fbgm is that many girls are just illogical,
manipulative bitches. Many ofthem claim they just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen, they say irrational, confusing things such as "oh, he' s tee nice date" er "he
would be a good boyfriend but he' s net fer me" er "he already puts up with so much hem me, I ceegan' t possibly ask him em" or the most frustrating m all: me, it would ruin eur Yet, they
centence to lament the lack of cuttable men in the world, and they expect their male friends to sympathize and apologize fer the men that are jerks. Sorry, guys, girls like that are
beyond my ability to fathom. I can' t figure out why the connection breaks down between what they say (l wants nice guy!) and what they w (I' m going to sleep with this complete ass rum) But ens
thing I can do, is say that the phenomenon deosn' t last ferever- There are definitely many girls whe grew em of that train of thought and realize they should be dating the nice
guys, net taking them fer granted. The tricky part is finding these girls, and even trickier, finding the wee that are single.
I Arsenymous (( Sat)
So, until these girls are mend, I propose a meet to all the nice guys. You know who you are, and I knew we' re sick of hearing as ubiquitously nice. But the truth of the matter is.
the werld needs your patience in the department stare, your holding epin of doors, your party escorting services, your propensity to be a sucker fer a pretty smile. For all the crazy, inane, absurd
things we tolerate, fer all the situations where we are the faceless. nameless hem. my accolades. my acknowledgement, and my gratitude go eet to we. Yau do have credibility in this society, and
your well deserved vindication is Deming.
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#8 - anon (12/12/2009) [+] (6 replies)
I feel like this almost exactly describes me. Although, I'm not THAT nice, that is a bit much. But a girl who is my friend that I like always does this to me, and she also has a boyfriend.... Sometimes it does suck.
#9 - anon (12/12/2009) [-]
your welcome
User avatar #3 - atomikfzr (12/12/2009) [-]
I feel for you all. Don't forget to thumbs up and favorite.
User avatar #6 - Arsonist (12/12/2009) [-]
*sigh* it's a **** job. I didn't even want it, girls just put it on me by trusting me after knowing me for 5 minutes, I really don't think my first impression is "nice."
#5 - anon (12/12/2009) [-]
too bad most of these nice guys hang out with dumb ass girls that obviously are no where near as good as the nice guy deserves. then they wonder why nice guys finish last or go unappreciated.......

maybe you should tell her to shove her whiny problems up her ass and quit wasting time pining over girls that a. aren't into them and b. have no real personality... :) just saying

cuz nice girls get looked over all the time too
User avatar #1 - Ace Bullet **User deleted account** (12/12/2009) [-]
Holy **** . Someone tell me who this guy is cause I need to thank him. Being the nice guy takes it toll way to often.
User avatar #18 - ratchat (01/10/2010) [-]
i am not reading this to long
#4 - anon (12/12/2009) [-]
To damn true! Us nice guys end up being over looked, and under apreciated because of all we do. Can't change the way we are, but why should we? I wouldn't change the way I treat others just so I could have the possibility to get laid.
#11 - anon (12/13/2009) [-]
Fat chick...
#13 - anon (12/13/2009) [-]
Suggestion to you nice guys. Quit putting up with their **** and go find a girl and **** them? If they're already hammered that's less talking you have to do to get them in the sac. Grow some ******* balls already or stay on your optimal course of 40 year old virgin. =]
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