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Jacked Up Jack o Lanterns

Jacked Up Jack o Lanterns. See what I did thar in the title? lol<br /> Also credit to collegehumor.com. Antoine Dashkin Instructions l. Get a wig and red

See what I did thar in the title? lol<br />
Also credit to collegehumor.com

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Antoine Dashkin
Instructions
l. Get a wig and red bandana.
at Hide yo’ kids.
3. Hide yo’ wife.
tr. Have a fun and safe Halloween, ,
Instructions
J. Get four ('4) pumpkins.
g, Place a pumpkin within a
pumpkin within a pumpkin
within a pumpkin.
3, Argue with neighbor about
what it really means.
PRO TIP: Once youre finished, start
working on a new batman pumpkin.
Lantern
Instructions
J. Carve a hole into the bottom of
pumpkin, than carve a smaller
hole into the side.
g. Trap a small kitten inside your
pumpkin.
3. Take a picture, then upload it to
the intern at COMEDIA TEIN.
The Pumpkin Centipede
Instructions
L Get three (3) pumpkins,
2. Sew them together with a needle and thread.
3. Watch "The Human Centipede" to ensure accuracy.
4. Vomit.
Instructions
l. Get two (R) pumpkins, and carve a large hole in each.
it Paint orange and blue circles around the holes.
3. Make a note huge success.
PRO TIP: Combine this design with for maximum viralocity.
Upvote O' Lantern
Instructions
l. Carve an arrow into your pumpkin.
2. Pander to Reddit by placing
pumpkin next to items of which
you approve.
PRO TIP: We this pumpkin to replace
your rotting Digg Ellen tern
Spoiler Gourds
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Submitted: 10/30/2010
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#68 - omfghax (10/31/2010) [-]
mine
#109 to #108 - omfghax (10/31/2010) [-]
look at my profile
#112 to #109 - GoodGood (10/31/2010) [-]
you weren't joking
#113 to #112 - omfghax (10/31/2010) [-]
dont you feel stupid :D
#119 to #113 - GoodGood (10/31/2010) [-]
nope..
nope..
#29 - theimpatientkid (10/31/2010) [-]
My pumpkin is ******* BOSS
#40 to #29 - anon (10/31/2010) [-]
This happened to me just after i got new vegas :(
#48 to #29 - Blblaze (10/31/2010) [-]
Its twisted to the left ahrhr
Its twisted to the left ahrhr
#74 - Cleavland Steamer (10/31/2010) [-]
Yo dawg we herd you like pumpkins, so we put a pumpkin in your pumpkins pumpkin so you can be confused by the plot of Inception.
+13
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#134 - anon (10/31/2010) [-]
Yo dog i hurd u liked pumpkins
User avatar #142 to #134 - YoDawgWeHeard (10/31/2010) [-]
So we put a pumpkin in yo pumpkin so you can carve yo pumpkin inside anotha pumpkin.
#8 - demented (10/30/2010) [-]



Yo dawg I herd you like pumpkins
#76 - JasonBourne (10/31/2010) [-]
Santa isn't real?
#89 to #76 - darthvaderazz (10/31/2010) [-]
No but i am
#43 - Repeat (10/31/2010) [-]
Mother of god I posted this like 3 days ago:

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1131260/7+Easy+Pumpkins/
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#150 to #43 - Zingage (10/31/2010) [-]
seems ironic given your name...
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#75 - susandermulligan (10/31/2010) [-]
i liek
i liek
#90 to #77 - yoyoyok (10/31/2010) [-]
YAY PORTALS!
YAY PORTALS!
#79 to #75 - NOM NOM NOM (10/31/2010) [-]
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--
#105 to #79 - OkiePop (10/31/2010) [-]
I gochu boy.
I gochu boy.
#38 - anon (10/31/2010) [-]
SANTA DOESNT EXSIST NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
SANTA DOESNT EXSIST NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
User avatar #49 - FATasHELL (10/31/2010) [-]
**** I hate handing out candy for halloween... I have to get up ever 2 seconds
User avatar #64 to #49 - AwesomeFatGuy (10/31/2010) [-]
dude thats why I sit outside on the porch.
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User avatar #55 to #49 - shadowbolt (10/31/2010) [-]
I sit in a seat with the candy in a bowl on my lap with a sign on my mask that says, "TAKE ONE." I then proceed to stay perfectly still, and ambush any children, chasing them out of my yard and throwing candy.
User avatar #54 to #49 - superllamax (10/31/2010) [-]
i gave a kid a fake piece of poop he told everyone that is was real and gross noone ever came again
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User avatar #14 to #13 - demented (10/31/2010) [-]
Too old to trick or treat not cool enough to be a partier...feels bad man
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User avatar #106 - Raihs (10/31/2010) [-]
This is Halloween!
This is Halloween!
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night!
User avatar #115 to #106 - britishknee (10/31/2010) [-]
I was going to carve Jacks face but...
I didn't.
User avatar #132 to #115 - Raihs (10/31/2010) [-]
the **** not?!
User avatar #135 to #132 - britishknee (10/31/2010) [-]
Meh.
User avatar #110 to #106 - mrbojingles (10/31/2010) [-]
This is Halloween! Halloween Halloween Halloween!
User avatar #114 to #110 - Raihs (10/31/2010) [-]
Everybody Scream!
Everybody Scream!
In our town of halloween!
#124 to #114 - saint cupid (10/31/2010) [-]
I AM THE CLOWN WITH THE TEAR AWAY FACE!
HERE IN A FLASH AND GONE WITHOUT A TRACE!
User avatar #133 to #124 - Raihs (10/31/2010) [-]
i am the monster hiding under your bed
teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red!
User avatar #152 to #133 - TreHol (10/31/2010) [-]
I am the one hiding under yours stairs
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair
User avatar #154 to #152 - Raihs (10/31/2010) [-]
Sadly i don't recall the rest but thank you for the participation.
User avatar #116 to #114 - mrbojingles (10/31/2010) [-]
one of the best songs ever
User avatar #117 to #116 - Raihs (10/31/2010) [-]
Agree'd.
Completely,
Right next to Dragostea Din Tei
User avatar #118 to #117 - mrbojingles (10/31/2010) [-]
never herd of that whos it by?
User avatar #120 to #118 - Raihs (10/31/2010) [-]
Dragostea Din Tei by O-zone
It's Romanian
Basically its by the name Numa Numa in america
User avatar #122 to #120 - mrbojingles (10/31/2010) [-]
ohh ok also safety dance by men without hats
User avatar #125 to #122 - Raihs (10/31/2010) [-]
Never heard of that song. Any good?
User avatar #126 to #125 - mrbojingles (10/31/2010) [-]
kinda only the beginning
User avatar #127 to #126 - Raihs (10/31/2010) [-]
Through the Fire and the Flames - Dragonforce
:D
User avatar #128 to #127 - mrbojingles (10/31/2010) [-]
yes amazing song umm the show must go on- Queen
User avatar #129 to #128 - Raihs (10/31/2010) [-]
Is this real life....
User avatar #130 to #129 - mrbojingles (10/31/2010) [-]
or is this just fantasist
User avatar #131 to #130 - Raihs (10/31/2010) [-]
caught in a langslide, no escape from reality....
User avatar #138 to #131 - mrbojingles (10/31/2010) [-]
Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see,
User avatar #143 to #138 - Raihs (10/31/2010) [-]
Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me.....
To meee...... (BTW Listening to Safety Dance 4th time in a row, I LOVE IT)
User avatar #144 to #143 - mrbojingles (10/31/2010) [-]
Mama just killed a man (btw hahaha told u is a great song)
User avatar #145 to #144 - Raihs (10/31/2010) [-]
Put a gun aganist his head....
pulled my trigger now he's dead.....
(I think im in love)
User avatar #146 to #145 - mrbojingles (10/31/2010) [-]
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away ( with???)
User avatar #148 to #146 - Raihs (10/31/2010) [-]
MAMA, OOOOOHHOOOOHHO
IF IM NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMMOROW! (This song)
#88 - jaimemuffin (10/31/2010) [-]
i always plan on free handing a badass pumpkin, but it always looks like a failure
#155 to #88 - omfghax (11/01/2010) [-]
<<<my free hand



you mad? :3
#53 - UNONYMOUS (10/31/2010) [-]
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#151 - Wigsdee (10/31/2010) [-]
santas not real?!?
santas not real?!?
#33 - taoboi (10/31/2010) [-]
On the spoiler pumpkin, there are floating pieces in the A's.
User avatar #80 - JasonBourne (10/31/2010) [-]
you all have seen the new google layout correct?

Go try and find all the letters in each of the pictures
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