Jacked Up Jack o Lanterns
l. Get a wig and red bandana.
at Hide yo’ kids.
3. Hide yo’ wife.
tr. Have a fun and safe Halloween, ,
J. Get four ('4) pumpkins.
g, Place a pumpkin within a
pumpkin within a pumpkin
within a pumpkin.
3, Argue with neighbor about
what it really means.
PRO TIP: Once youre finished, start
working on a new batman pumpkin.
J. Carve a hole into the bottom of
pumpkin, than carve a smaller
hole into the side.
g. Trap a small kitten inside your
3. Take a picture, then upload it to
the intern at COMEDIA TEIN.
The Pumpkin Centipede
L Get three (3) pumpkins,
2. Sew them together with a needle and thread.
3. Watch "The Human Centipede" to ensure accuracy.
l. Get two (R) pumpkins, and carve a large hole in each.
it Paint orange and blue circles around the holes.
3. Make a note huge success.
PRO TIP: Combine this design with for maximum viralocity.
Upvote O' Lantern
l. Carve an arrow into your pumpkin.
2. Pander to Reddit by placing
pumpkin next to items of which
PRO TIP: We this pumpkin to replace
your rotting Digg Ellen tern