37 Reasons. To be a man. 37 Reasons It' s Great To Be A Emu l. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. l Your orgasms are real Always. s. Your last name  Sexist funny
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37 Reasons It' s Great To Be A Emu
l. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
l Your orgasms are real Always.
s. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all your s.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves-
6. Tan never feel compelled to stap afriend from getting laid
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
3. You don' t give arad' s ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot was never comes near your pubic area
13. Same work -- more pay.
I I . Wrinkle character.
12. Yon don' t have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress ; Tux rental .
14. ff yau retain water, it' s in a canteen.
15. Peaple never glance at your chest when youre talking to them.
15. New shoes don' t cut, blister, m mangle your feet.
17. Che mood, ALL the damn time.
13. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A vacation requires only I suitcase.
20. Tau can wen all yam own jars.
21. Tau get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtlessness
22. Your underwear is for a .
23. ff you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
24. Tau can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger' s seat.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Tan can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hams without ever thinking "He
must be madah me."
27. No maxilla's.
28. Aanother guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong
friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
MI You don' t have to map and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31. Yon are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
Due wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can "do" your nails .
Christmas shipping canbe accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in
minute s.
Th The world is your urinal-
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