funny texts 3!. credit goes to text from lastnight part 4!<br /> /funny_pictures/1129172/funny+texts+4/. 915): I told you I was good to drive do mbasm I d Alma
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funny texts 3!

funny texts 3!. credit goes to text from lastnight part 4!<br /> /funny_pictures/1129172/funny+texts+4/. 915): I told you I was good to drive do mbasm I d

credit goes to text from lastnight part 4!<br />
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915): I told you I was good
to drive
do mbasm I drove....
you sat in the passengers
seat and steered with a
paper plate
SLI): [just sat at a stop
sign for 10 minutes waiting
for it to turn green, I need
to STOP SMOKING THIS
**** .
...
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User avatar #26 - LunarChyld (10/28/2010) [-]
One time I took too much Ambien and got lost in a ten foot long hallway that only had two doors in a house I had been in my whole life. It took me 45 minutes to get out. No joke.
#66 to #26 - IAmJacksFJAccount **User deleted account** (10/28/2010) [-]
#15 - ordnalys (10/28/2010) [-]
I took ambien once. Took it about an hour before i planned to go to bed. My wife told me that just a bit after took it i started laughing maniacally when our cat jumped in my lap. She took me to bed and apparently i had become completely enthralled with the waves in our white comforter and had started talking like yukon cornelius, saying something about polar bears gonna eat us before i finally passed out.
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User avatar #28 to #16 - KugethTheSupreme (10/28/2010) [-]
lololloololol
#10 - Rascal (10/28/2010) [-]
(**3): Great party! Great food-great drink-great people-and they had a gold toilet seat!

(**6): SO YOU'RE THE GUY WHO **** IN MY TUBA!!
User avatar #39 to #10 - AnthonyX (10/28/2010) [-]
replying so I have this forever. god dammit, we need comment favoriting now!
User avatar #45 - TastyBurger (10/28/2010) [-]
That last one happened to my brother's friend when I was in the car. We were toasted like a ************ .
#49 - balicoyo (10/28/2010) [-]
that last one made me LOL
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#35 - ToothHurty (10/28/2010) [-]
That high.
That high.
#70 to #35 - Rascal (10/28/2010) [-]
hey, that ***** not funny, its how my cat died.
User avatar #50 - checks (10/28/2010) [-]
lol@ the last one. ive done that before.
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#14 to #2 - xitalianboix (10/28/2010) [-]
awwww yeah
User avatar #8 - barbwirelove (10/28/2010) [-]
you get thumbs for tongs and paper plate
#65 - NIMDAEHTMAI (10/28/2010) [-]
i've done the last one...

...sober
#68 to #65 - DaChefman (10/28/2010) [-]
damn... now wheres that Like a Boss gif i had earler... oh well
User avatar #59 - explodinglion (10/28/2010) [-]
i actually laughed at the tongs.
+1
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#19 - Takemeforcola (10/28/2010) [-]
i swear when ever i do that stuff, parties end before they even start
i swear when ever i do that stuff, parties end before they even start
#3 - senglish (10/27/2010) [-]
that high
User avatar #63 - Sockopolis (10/28/2010) [-]
If youve ever done some SERIOUS pot smoking with high tier weed, you have at some point that day done 512 while looking for food
#11 - Rascal (10/28/2010) [-]
textsfromlastnight . com he got these all from there. in the top rated section
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User avatar #88 - JamaicanBacon (10/28/2010) [-]
why are the same ones in multiple posts?
#71 - rugbyfan (10/28/2010) [-]
no need to stop smoking
no need to stop smoking
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